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Dax Shepard is his own grandpa.
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September 30, 2009 on There Is Almost Certainly No Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Sex Tape
Stacy Sexasaurus Rex "We come from a proud tradition of mighty dinosaurs with even mightier labidos."
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September 30, 2009 on What Should Jessica Alba’s Awkward Meet The Fockers Name Be?
I am frustrated by Eliot's name's lack of a second L.
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September 23, 2009 on thirtysomething: Couples
it's rare that an actor develops the complexities of a character based entirely around "Everything I say in this movie should sound like Richard Gere desperately weeping 'I got no where else to go!' but less good and more nasal." -An Officer and a Gentleman 2: Wing Commanderer- starring Matthew Lillard. Lillard is such a Gere-head!
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September 21, 2009 on Matthew Lillard Is Back, Son!
so the ghost waited to do stuff till the cameras were filming? would that make the ghost is an "attention horror"? PS that is the greatest thing i've EVER written.
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September 17, 2009 on Paranormal Activity Scares The Dummies, Apparently
No argument there, I'M JUST SAYING that some 900 kids who watch Adult Swim and figured that they were the only counter-culture-heads on the planet who'd have ever thunk to reference Dokken and knife fight a raw chicken with incredible puppetry(absolutely, Bubba) will NOT be able to fathom that their humor is now shilling an anti-virus computer program without rejecting it as "so lame" as to move on towards something more precious and under appreciated to keep their "edge". This entire argument sounded better when I was yelling it at my computer alone in my bedroom.
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September 9, 2009 on You Guys, We Should Buy More Chicken. And Dokken. Or Something.
These irreverent commercials will never win bc a) you don't think it's funny b) you think it's funny but you get uptight bc you realize your sense of humor isn't a precious snowflake and you're really no better than anybody else
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September 9, 2009 on You Guys, We Should Buy More Chicken. And Dokken. Or Something.
To be fair, Hitler really puts the fuck down here. I don't know what I'm being fair to, I think I just want somebody else to acknowledge that they also noticed this.
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September 8, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: AIDS ≠ Hitler
a simple plot tweak "Hot Tub Time Armored-Truck" would save The Oscars a lot of time on deciding their Movie to Represent Mankind award.
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September 2, 2009 on It Is Difficult To Decide Which Of These Two Movies Has A Dumber Plot Conceit
Having extramarital sex with Timothy Busfield has not aged well either.
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September 2, 2009 on thirtysomething: Pilot Episode
To be fair to the billion dollar corporations( ))<$>(( ), the Fox talking-head millionaires have NEVER been too shy about boycotting any given company under the bus (Hannity, Giant Fuming Head) in reactionary, blowhard ratings grabs that they feel their audience can easily get behind with lynch mob-esque mentality. not the same but sorta maybe. (boycotting an advertiser's competing brand? boycotting a lost sponsor?) the gist is that these guys aren't so chill themselves and STILL have more ad money than god and ill-informed people will still follow and these advertisers will one day come back bc time heals all and the circle of life.
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August 25, 2009 on A Stupid Person’s Pedestrian Thoughts About A Complicated Thing
no no no wait stop...who's amrit...that guy doesn't have enough good opinions about this fun new twitter party game to be me! "i get the news I need on the weather report" life and cat massage. never forget.
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August 18, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Cat Massage Lady
Dear Mr and Mrs Earnest, You made a 7-year old appear before a City Council Board to fight for her right to go to Disney World. Life is not going to live out well for her... http://videogum.com/archives/viral-video/a-brave-california-woman-solves-all-the-problems_081302.html
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August 6, 2009 on Another 7-Year-Old Runs Into Trouble With The Law
So from what I gather, this is something that others clearly see and you might say... "Hey, elitist... turn off your brain and listen to this fresh "Magic Johnson is black and has AIDS" gag from this movie trailer I just saw about the charms of being an insufferable human being." Please stop saying stuff like that.
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August 4, 2009 on Someone Has Clearly Fast-Tracked Tucker Max’s I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell For The Worst Movie Of All Time
I pulled this same bit in high school and they wouldn't take the pennies either. I threatened to call the cops, but cell phones were still a Jules Verne dream. The car was registered to my mom, so they called my mom. She came down to the tow place and I got my ass TOLD...I paid with a tear stained check minutes later. MOMS RULE EVERYTHING AROUND ME.
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August 3, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Pays For Impounded Car With Pennies
Sheree/Anthony - [inaudible shouts] OH HELL NO YO MAMA! {Anthony is drug away by asst. Sheree storms away to parking lot. Silence.} Party Poet - Um, hey...you guys...if you're still there, I'm looking for a phrase that could rhyme with Nubian Goddess...
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July 31, 2009 on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Is This Real Life?
who lets something 50 Cent says to them make them feel bad? What is this...2003?
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July 27, 2009 on Entourage: Happy Birthday, Turtle (UGH!)
this movie could be 90% how these 4 got in the hot tub together and future me would be all "Well, Jessica, the reason you can't go to college is bc daddy had to go see Hot Tub Time Machine for the 54th time in theaters."
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July 24, 2009 on Where Is Hot Tub Time Machine‘s Fan Made Poster?
How did she lose her pants now?
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July 23, 2009 on Hey Hollywood, Now That Killbots Are REAL, How About Releasing Chopping Mall On DVD?
Suma Cum Lonely
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July 23, 2009 on We’ve Got To Go Back To The Campus!