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4 FUCKING STARS OUT OF 5?!?!?!?!? you're lucky to be getting a presentation at all what with this economy...people are indignant assholes on their iPhones.
i think what you just did there is art.
10 seconds of the 47 are Meatloaf laughing to himself. That does not a sane commercial make.
Grounds for a "Whocka Whocka Whocka" trumping "Zing!" in this instance, your honor?...UPHELD!
Long shot, but...HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE BLACK GUY FROM MAD TV!!!!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_LaMarr
Is CGI really this easy now? I feel it should be a harder thing to do. Like something you don't just have to go to ITT Tech to make a Chipmunks movie for anymore. Maybe add a physical challenge to CGI to make it harder to accomplish? a bench pressing competition? The Eliminator? pie eating? Russian Roulette?
it is uncomfortable watching celebrities acting like they're interacting with one another.
NO WAIT...SADDER than the 6 Feet Under finale!!!!! Now THAT'S sad, now THIS is sadder.
sadder than the ALF finale.
"Thank you for being A FRIEnd!!!!!" -Bea Arthur(R.I.P) (What am I...at a Comedy Central Roast?)
good to see you got your caps lock back in working order. godspeed.
i think this is SFW because sadness is always encouraged around the office.
it also confirms that he is abnormally powerful at throwing, kicking and hitting things just like old lesbians.
Casting: Cate Blanchett. Richard Gere. Christian Bale. Little Slumdog Millionaire Kid. Zombie Heath Ledger. It's because Ole' Blue Eyes was more than one thing. It's a metaphor and it's brilliant. Give me my Independent Spirit Award.
Full Disclosure: designated "abandoned dog" as an indispensable tail rhyme for "random blog". Perhaps some double whoops may be in order?
that guy LOVES that podium prop! It's like he didn't get any podiums when he was a child so now he's using ALL his video money on podiums now. The folly of lost youth.
Forget it, Jake...it's Chinesetown.
I know this is going to sound ignorant and you guys are going to be all, "Man, I've gotta negative that to show what ignorance is on display here", but for serious I'm being curious and would like to know...is that the same guy or not. It's not racism it's psychologyLOOK IT UP!!!! http://honorsinthemajor.fsu.edu/Symposium_2001/Wingate.html
if you can't take the chill, get your ass out of the Candle Light Productions.
None of these babies know what a Bruce Springsteen is so CUT IT OUT, PRODUCERS! Nostalgia: remember when Justin Timberlake beat Johnny Cash's "Hurt" for "Best Music Video"? Not mad about it. Just saying that "remember when Justin Timberlake beat Johnny Cash's 'Hurt' for 'Best Music Video" SHOULD HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN CREATED AS AN OPTION TO HAVE CHOICE OF!!!!
I like it when another person named Gabe tips you, because when you thank him for the tip it sounds like you're being sarcastic towards yourself. My mom facebook likes this too.
if they could replace all that running with Max on a fixed gear...NOW you've got hipster Xanadu.
A Mr Doyle for Danny DeVito recasting could ONLY help with the George Wendt viewing demographic.
Gabe, had you prematurely built this post atop similar constructs of racist stereotypes lending themselves to the idea that a young black gentleman would not recognize the wants of shake or book from a much older, whiter gentleman? you're right, though...du rag is just dumb.
we are all getting bamboozled here. this is the marketing work of that new Fast Furious movie. "New Model. Original Parts. Kill Yourselves."
This interview smacked of pro-Weird Al sentiment from the get-go... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvDgnsFrjSc WHOSE NOVELTY LINED BERMUDA SHORT'S POCKET ARE YOU IN, FATONE!!!!!!111!!!
Lindsay, I will give you this...you've got Gabe's jargon and cadence down PERFECTLY
He got asked this same type of question during the 2000 Election when prompted "Which one of the two candidates would you rather Blast from the Past? (nullus?)(did I use that right or am i a homophobe?)"
D.W. Griffith's "The Birth of a Energy Drink"
Tom is going to cite videogum.com in his "How To Be The Saddest & Least Popular Commenter" thesis so you've gotta get it right, Gabe.
these are grounds for a prisoner's release that I can get behind. fastest murderer racecar-ing. perfect. maybe drop the fun and games and simply make it 'fastest murderer-ing" gets the freedom. PERRRRFECT.
spoiler alert: america does not got talent
Did Richard Kelly decide to make all the wrong directorial choices as an artistic statement? If so, he gets that award. If not, he gets that other award filled with human poop and a face punch to his smug face.
spoiler alert: that was annette bening's new face peeking into Jeff Peckman's window. Perv.
I'm not so sure "horribly" would be the correct adverb here; I'd say more "sorta". While the film's tone was intentionally campy & divisively misogynistic, it was the story's/ director's/ actor's/ hermit crab w/ a penis' execution of both that made the film a complete shit sandwich.
this guy embodies all the things that Portland does eccentrically. my friend Adrian gave him the business: http://www.vimeo.com/665682 we portlanders also likes to publicly gather 80,000 strong to support Obama only to privately vote down gay-marriage rights later that week.