Biff Bronson

Comments from Biff Bronson

I would be interested to see "Will Keith in the Construction of the Special Box On Top Of Which Bottles Are Sliced."
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October 11, 2012 on Will Keith In “81 Sliced Bottles”
When did Conan play the victim last night? He opened with a very funny bit about the move from NBC - and how could he not? He opened his monologue with a couple of jokes about it - and how could he not? That's all I remember from last night, and I'm sure he never mentioned Leno. I think it's safe to assume after this week, there will be no more NBC jokes.
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November 9, 2010 on Jack White Plays Conan Premiere, With Conan
Mine is better.
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September 22, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread
"I bit my Wookie!"
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September 22, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread
If he sends Severin to real school as opposed to a talking teaching bed pod, I'm going to be very disappointed in James Urbaniak.
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September 22, 2010 on The James Urbaniak Podcast
I spent a solid 5 minutes trying to decide if that pic was photoshopped. I decided it was, then I saw the video. Whoops.
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September 21, 2010 on Lady Gaga’s “Powerful” Don’t Ask-Don’t Tell Speech
"Finally, you, too, can look like a washed up old pussyhound incapable of taking an honest look at himself. " That's EVERY cover of Men's Health.
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September 20, 2010 on Kenny Powers On The Cover Of Men’s Fitness
Apparently, the creator of this video and I have different opinions on what "strong cuss words" are.
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September 20, 2010 on Your Boyfriend Really Hates Toys R Us
MTV needs to take a mulligan on the VMAs and redo all the awards immediately.
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September 20, 2010 on Ginger Kid Releases Soulless Music Video
Terrifying, but still upvotable. Perfect.
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September 20, 2010 on Ginger Kid Releases Soulless Music Video
When did Meth morph into Cutty from The Wire?
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September 16, 2010 on Def Jam Rapstar Isn’t Just A Dope Videogame! It’s Also A Dope MATCHMAKER!
Bale's slipping. He couldn't figure out how to give this character the Batman voice? Weak.
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September 16, 2010 on The Fighter Trailer, You Guys
Thanks for these recaps, Gabe. I've never seen an episode of Top Chef (or True Blood or Gossip Girl - not that I'm superior, just that I choose to watch other dumb crap), but I think I've gotten beyond the maximum amount of possible enjoyment that this show could give me just from these recaps. Bravo. ps. Any plans to recap Outlaw starring Jimmy Smits? It looks GREAT.
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September 16, 2010 on Top Chef S07E13: Boring Season Ends Boringly
Captain Sully has let him self go since he retired.
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September 15, 2010 on Mel Gibson Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise!
Val Kilmer is Mr. Cool Disguise.
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September 15, 2010 on Mel Gibson Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise!
The only problem with throwing all the kids in the river is 4chan will track you down and shame you on the internet. You just can't get away with stuff like you used to.
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September 15, 2010 on Will.i.am On Sesame Street Straight Ruining Children
"The paternity test says..... you ARE the father."
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September 14, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Faces Of The Last Season Of Oprah
I have to mostly agree, wert. I want so desperately to love this show, and it at times is genius, but most of the other times, I have difficulty getting through an episode. I don't want to speak for everyone who loves it, but I'm going to go ahead and do it anyway and say that those who profess to love it are doing so because of the "edginess," not because they legitimately get entertainment from it. Because if you don't love a show that says "pussy" on basic cable, you're automatically not cool.
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September 14, 2010 on The Videogum Louis CK Promise: From The Archives: Lopez Tonight
I just saw The Box this weekend - Cameron Diaz's "southern" accent is unbelievable. Not just the fact that it's so bad it makes her sound mentally handicapped, but that a) the movie's set in Virginia, not exactly the deep south, and b) no one else in the movie seems to be attempting a southern accent.
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November 10, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: K-Stew In A Movie About Divorced Vampires