Secret Squirrel

Comments from Secret Squirrel

Actually, there are a good solid fifteen or so of us, thank you very much.
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February 7, 2010 on Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread
This is why America can't have nice things
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February 3, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Doritos Is Not A Secret Ingredient
Okay, after a slightly more thorough read-through, I retract that.
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February 1, 2010 on These Are Your Jeans: Pajama Jeans
Not one mention of Bad Idea Jeans? Obvious or not, COME ON
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February 1, 2010 on These Are Your Jeans: Pajama Jeans
I'm pretty sure that whoever whittled down the nominee list totally forgot, and had to check in the Wal Mart music section until they found five CDs that qualified. To think that if only they'd chosen Target, Pearl Jam would have totally owned that shit.
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February 1, 2010 on 2010 Grammy Awards FunTown Photo Gallery
Anyone wanna apologize for white people? ....anyone?
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January 28, 2010 on No.
Actually, you'd probably enjoy a show about people watching Leno's show, then.
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January 25, 2010 on The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Open Thread
Go listen to Paul Simon's Hearts &Bones, then listen to I Think UR A Contra. If they wanna keep plugging through the man's oeuvre, that's okay by me.
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January 5, 2010 on Premature Evaluation: Vampire Weekend – Contra
So, since YouTube made white Wanda's face the user icon from this video, is YouTube racist?
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December 21, 2009 on HP Computers Are Racist
Absolutely cheesy. That's what they're about right now - look at everything surrounding Day & Age. That said, this is a pretty legitimately good song, Christmas/charity single or not.
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December 2, 2009 on New Killers Video – “Happy Birthday Guadalupe”
"Fun Stuff" is a song formerly known as "Last Tango In Brooklyn" with more noise added in. "Swim" is fantastic, definitely can't wait for a new album.
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October 2, 2009 on New Frightened Rabbit – “Swim Until You Can’t See Land” & “Fun Stuff”
'Here's a segment not at all like The Daily Show, featuring Rachel Harris!"
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August 6, 2009 on Jay Leno’s New Show Is Going To Be Nuts! (It Is Not Going To Be Nuts)
If you limit your list to anything less than seven digits, someone's going to bitch what you put on it and what you left on. No need for the laundry list.
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July 25, 2009 on SPIN’s 20 Greatest Albums Of 2009 … So Far
I may in fact be the only one glad to see Ida Maria in here - it isn't as divisive or as memorable as a lot of the year's big stuff, but there's not a bad song on the album. "Stella" was one of my favorites last year and she delivered plenty more.
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July 25, 2009 on SPIN’s 20 Greatest Albums Of 2009 … So Far
Anybody catch the line in the beginning, "the most misunderstood people of all time"? Suck it, NAMBLA!
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July 23, 2009 on That’s Your Gathering: The 10th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos
Working in a theater means I didn't actually, you know, get to see it, but I caught the end, and it pissed me off. No funeral scene = fail. It's what gives the movie it's closure! They completely crapped out on the ending, between the battle and the funeral. I half expect them to cut the Battle of Hogwarts to five minutes, even with a split seventh book.
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July 20, 2009 on Accio Your Opinions!
Just another reminder that talking heads aren't about answers and solutions, they're about proving how wrong those motherfuckers on the other side are.
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July 16, 2009 on Congratulations, Glenn Beck, On Your “We’ll Do It Live!” Moment
No love for Muse or Kaiser Chiefs?
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July 1, 2009 on U2 Launch 360° Tour In Barcelona
A fantastic song. It'll probably end up one of my favorites once we can figure out what the hell he's saying.
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June 30, 2009 on New Twilight Sad – “I Became A Prostitute”
Respects, man. The saddest thing is that an entire generation will remember him primarily for his, er, alleged crimes and not for the fact that (albeit with more than a little help from Quincy Jones), he was one of the greatest pop artists there will ever be.
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June 25, 2009 on Michael Jackson Dies Of Heart Attack
Man, just when I thought Day & Age proved they weren't trying to be The Great American Band...
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June 9, 2009 on New Killers Video – “A Dustland Fairytale”
Her legs look they were built in a cave. With scraps.
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June 5, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow Is As Awful In Person As She Is As An Abstract Concept
Fantastic performance, even if we did have to endure Paul having fun with a sketch by Fallon's terrible writers.
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June 3, 2009 on Paul Simon Does “Late In The Evening” With The Roots
They did this again last night in Columbus, absolutely amazing to see the ladies wail like that. Bit of a shock to see Becky Stark take on this song so well.
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June 2, 2009 on The Decemberists Cover Heart
These are not journalists. They are broadcasters. Couldn't make it through j-school because they just didn't feel like saving the entire fucking world WITH ONLY A PEN.
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May 29, 2009 on ABC News Does A Fucking 6 Minute Interview With Hello Fucking Kitty
Saw the trailer for this months ago. So excited.
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May 22, 2009 on Whoa, Why Isn’t Everyone Talking About 9?
I'm gonna pretend the first big chunk of that is played for shits and giggles. But I must say, impressive Springsteen selections.
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May 21, 2009 on Q&A With Chris Martin
"Our children will be taught a new way of thinking" OH GOD! NOT NEW IDEAS!
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May 21, 2009 on NOM Is Afraid Of Children Who Ask Questions