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When I became a monster I was working in an office where I often found myself fake coughing to cover any laughter that I could not contain. It felt really nice to be able to cackle at that video from the comfort of my home office. Growing up, what what.
Videogum and all you lovely commenting scamps deposited so much into my LOLk.

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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys

Series We Miss Most: Breaking Bad …as it will be every year, forever and ever, amen.

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January 9, 2014 on The 2014 People’s Choice Awards

I just started watching The New Girl… and I love it. So I’m sure I’ll accidentally watch all of it over the weekend.

Unless I can convince my mom to start Breaking Bad. “But it’s about drug dealers! I don’t know…”

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November 27, 2013 on What Movies Are You Going To Watch On Netflix During The Holiday?

I love Haim’s album… but I thought their live performance was borderline unlistenable. Am I crazy?

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November 25, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Josh Hutcherson and HAIM

I love this movie. Lots of love. The sentence I hear most often after, “Oh, I didn’t really like Cabin in the Woods” is “I’m not really into horror movies.” It’s a meta horror movie, sure, but if you’re not familiar with and into other horror movies, a lot of it is going to get lost on you.

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October 10, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods

Seriously, the season split totally helped them. Mostly because people like me went to all their friends saying “please watch this show and catch up, so you can be as stressed and miserable as I am!”

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September 30, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E16: Series Finale

The little toy car around the pool kills me. Honestly, in that scene, when everything is happy and fine for a minute, I totally thought Holly was going to fall in and drown.

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September 30, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E16: Series Finale

I’m just so excited that white males are finally getting on this show. (Really? Six new players, and they’re all white, and there’s one woman? Really?) I’m sure they’re funny and all, but jesus.

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September 30, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Tina Fey And Arcade Fire

I’m happy the show is ending for similar reasons, and because it’s driven me to the point that I actively want Jesse to die. His life is completely fucked, he has nothing going for him and no one he cares about (save for Brock?). I wanted him to “win” and be okay (therapy!) but if this went one more episode more than next week, I’d be praying for a swift end to poor baby Jesse.

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September 23, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E15: It’s [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over!

mmmm yeah. but for one more week i can pretend that there will be a scene with jesse sitting in the back of an ambulance, and a firefighter puts a blanket over him, and his parents come up and tell them they are here for him.

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September 23, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E15: It’s [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over!

that was my other ricin thought last night. especially after she was like “i’m gonna need more stevia.” oh, are you? i think walt has some stevia for you.

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September 23, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E15: It’s [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over!

i was sad realizing that if i was a meth cook being held in a cage by nazis… i would have to do pushups and whatnot for months before i could even attempt that.

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September 23, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E15: It’s [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over!

i think it’d be a way to kill himself and have no one know that he killed himself. like, “oh it must’ve been that darn cancer!” and not “coward killed himself”

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September 23, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E15: It’s [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over!

because Hank collected minerals. and Walt is responsible for Hank’s death.

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September 16, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

i knew about the Red Wedding, before watching any of the series… but there are so many weddings! so for the first few, i thought they were it. then by the time we get around to the Red Wedding, i was like “everyone is having fun! what a nice wedding- oh… oh my god… what is happening?!” it was only after the ep was over i was like, “ohhh right. red wedding. righto.”

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September 16, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

i can’t argue this one though.

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September 16, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

“Live Free or Die” is the state motto, so you don’t get to call NH boring. we’re not fucking around.

(NH native here)

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September 16, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E14: “REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!”

“This womb water is WEAK!” *drops mic*

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September 11, 2013 on Nicolas Cage Explains The Term “Waterfather,” Probably Has A Pretty Chill Relationship With His Family!