bjorkatron

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What does a black woman have to do beyond staring in the biggest movie of all time, a renewal of the biggest Sci-Fi franchise of all time, and being very pretty/thin? Star in a Tyler Perry movie!!!
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February 1, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Vanity Fair Young Hollywood Cover
Oh fuck, this is embarrassing. As long as I'm going downhill, I'll admit, right here, right now, that I saw every episode of Fat Actress even though they canceled Dead Like Me to make room for it. Fuck yeah!
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January 28, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Kirstie Alley Does A Poetry Reading
Um, "A Haiku for Joy Behar", was not a haiku!!! Why is Kirstie Alley such a POET FRAUD HEAD??? Yeah, that's right...FOREVER!
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January 28, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Kirstie Alley Does A Poetry Reading
Um, "A Haiku for Joy Behar", was not a haiku!!! Why is Kirstie Alley such a poet FRAUD??? Yeah, that's right...FOREVER!
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January 28, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Kirstie Alley Does A Poetry Reading
I am having so much fun realizing that someone can recognize and name a black eyed pea guy who isn't Fergie or Will.I.Amm.
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January 28, 2010 on Liveblogging Jay Leno On Oprah
Animated Ricky Gervais is freaking me out. I'm so scared to think what I would look like all drawn up... horror caricatures from the Bar Mitzvah Hall of Shame are coming straight to mind.
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January 26, 2010 on I Am Just Really Looking Forward To The Ricky Gervais Show
I have no absolutely no doubt that this will be brilliant, but does anyone remember that awful show Comedy Central had for a few weeks, a few years ago, where they basically animated band stand-up material?
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January 26, 2010 on I Am Just Really Looking Forward To The Ricky Gervais Show
Aw, man, in my first week of videogum commenting, I had two comments that had a score in the mid-40s. So close, SO CLOSE. brb, committing seppuku
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January 23, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
So weird that they have tried to catapult Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as a movie star so many times and so many times has it gone absolutely nowhere. When are they going to give up? One can smell what the Rock is cooking and it's nothing spectacular.
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January 22, 2010 on A Round Up Of Positive Reviews Of Tooth Fairy
Exactly. I love how Miley Cyrus' career trajectory is so formulaic - like, she has checked off every box of a teen idol.
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January 20, 2010 on The Truth Is We All Want To Be At A Miley Cyrus Dance Party
I'm blaming Sean Kingston for some reason.
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January 20, 2010 on Mini Daddy! Easily One Of The Top 10 Daddies Of All Time!
I want a Parks and Recreation porn parody, but like, not a parody, but I want to see Ron Swanson fucking, basically.
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January 19, 2010 on NSFW: Could There Be A Worse Porn Parody Than The Curb Your Enthusiasm Porn Parody?
and it's from ebaumsworld, according to the youtube info box thing. Oh, ebaumsworld, the middle school me misses you.
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January 19, 2010 on Miley Cyrus FAIL
Wait - this is completely fake. This was done to Beyonce (also performing on Today) a few months ago.
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January 19, 2010 on Miley Cyrus FAIL
Oh my god, that's brilliant. It makes the sitcom look like some postmodern play. I wonder what would be the best sitcom to de-laugh-track-ify and make totally creepy. Married with Children, without the crowd catcalling Kelly Bundy?
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January 18, 2010 on The Big Bang Theory Minus The Laugh-Track Is All The Same To Me
I like how it's on Sundance Channel. Let him be as gay as he wants, in my opinion. He's a figure skater, why bother trying to combate stereotypes. He performed a skating tribute to Poker Face last year, fer christ's sake.
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January 18, 2010 on Be Good Johnny Weir Is About What Exactly?
He and Luke Wilson need to do some buddy cop movie where they just bloat in front of your eyes for two hours.
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January 18, 2010 on The 2010 Golden Globes
Also, I enjoy how Felicity Huffman's total weirdness while presenting is being brushed aside because she's boring or something.
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January 18, 2010 on The 2010 Golden Globes
I forgive the Golden Globes because I have a weakness for award shows and this is the floppiest award show of them all.
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January 18, 2010 on The 2010 Golden Globes
I might actually watch a show hosted by Dan Quayle.
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January 11, 2010 on Sarah Palin Is A “Journalist” For FOX News, Or: Puppies!
Anyone watch Charlie Brooker's Newswipe? It's UK-oriented but he's so good, in a less restricted arena than Jon Stewart is given, at just showing what an utter fucking mockery the news is. I discovered it over the break.
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January 11, 2010 on Sarah Palin Is A “Journalist” For FOX News, Or: Puppies!
I agree. This is the woman of the revered TRL ice cream meltdown. Being drunk on stage is nothing.
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January 6, 2010 on Where Is The Remix Of Mariah Carey’s Already Legendary Acceptance Speech?
I sincerely believe that Nick Cannon has no right to be embarrassed by anyone other than his wild 'n' out self.
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January 6, 2010 on Where Is The Remix Of Mariah Carey’s Already Legendary Acceptance Speech?
Another reason to follow her on the twitters.
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January 5, 2010 on Your Mom On An Airplane To Phoenix
I for one approve making these glorious strides towards greater objectification of men.
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January 5, 2010 on Conveyor Belt Of Love Is A Real Show, Kind Of