Bravo, Max!

Comments from blithrenody

The disadvantage of living in a non-arts-heavy city means I'll have to wait until it makes its wide release. Black Swan got people here so pumped that there were outbursts of applause during the girl-on-girl. I can only gather that it was their reaction to the ineffable cinematic beauty and cultural profoundness we rarely see here. I really see no other explanation.
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February 16, 2011 on Cedar Rapids: A Comedy For Everyone (?)
I'll second that. I was in meetings/busy all day yesterday, but I still made sure to find time to read all of her posts. Nightmare guest blogging was more important than being a good employee. Also, welcome, Brad!
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February 15, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: BradOFarrell
Do they sell shortbread? Ah nevermind, I'll take a small coffee. You better not short change me though.
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February 10, 2011 on Supercuts Are The New Sexual Fetishes
It was also a tiny bit belittling, but that’s just a small matter. I can overlook it.
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February 10, 2011 on Supercuts Are The New Sexual Fetishes
A frequent conversation my roommate has with me centers around how he will show his future kids the old movies and TV shows first before the newer stuff. I can’t help but agree, but then I think that perhaps it’s nostalgia that’s really laying the foundation for his love of these things, rather than any true quality of writing. Sure, he should show his kids good old movies like Star Wars, but making them relive all facets of his childhood would be more like making carbon-copy kids than well-versed ones because “the shows these days just aren’t as good.” I’m talking more cartoons than Star Wars here. If nothing else, though, he’ll avoid accidently showing them porn.
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February 8, 2011 on An Open Letter To The Internet In Regards To The Super Bowl Car Commercial Darth Vader Kid
Música de Tron: Legado! Bailamos! Nacho, nacho, burrito!
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February 7, 2011 on Una Vez Mas
Can you blame him for his pent up anger. I mean, his girlfriend...woof!
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February 4, 2011 on This Is A Photograph Of Russell Brand In High School
“I just love babies. I love their creepy little hands and the way they crawl fast like a rat monster.”
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February 4, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
“There really is a tremendous amount of quivering.”
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February 4, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
When Annie performed her sexual moves as Hector the Well-Endowed, I read her lips saying, “I pull out my huge member,” but my brain only received “FuhThump!”
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February 4, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Wait, warm cat or cat in heat? http://oi56.tinypic.com/m7utn8.jpg
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February 3, 2011 on Charlie Sheen Public Statement Or Warm Animals Open Thread
I've been made successfully moist.
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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker
The blue screen is to seamlessly transport them to your wildest fantasy location. Moist maker on the moon? you got it! Moist maker in a dairy farm? you got it! Moist maker in Mordor? you got it!
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February 3, 2011 on This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker
viva la dance dance revolucion
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February 3, 2011 on Posted By Popular Demand: Pro Wrestling Dance Off Video
She purposely wore those deceptive pink shoes of destruction. A baby-blue machete would be far less threatening, inviting even.
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February 3, 2011 on Breaking Ant News: Have You Seen This Ant Murderer?
Their looks of self-satisfied delight are enough. I'm set for the day.
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February 3, 2011 on Two Corgis Playing Tetherball: Whoever Loses We Win
Account Settings/Manage Privacy/Apps and Websites (on the bottom)
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February 2, 2011 on Bill O’Reilly Would Like To Know Where The Moon Came From, Please
That's the beauty of science, it changes with new evidence. Who knows? In ten years Bill O'Reilly's weekly insights may drastically skew towards himself being God. At that point, it will be necessary to reevaluate and conclude he is a massive hyper-douche-asshole. Your point stands, lawblog. Science is power!
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February 2, 2011 on Bill O’Reilly Would Like To Know Where The Moon Came From, Please
De Niro?
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February 2, 2011 on Champagne Taste
And 25 cents to Bachelor Party, inflation and whatnot.
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February 2, 2011 on Bridesmaids Trailer, You Guys