Blondie

Comments from Blondie

Goodbye, yogurt man. Goodbye FOREVER.
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January 1, 2014 on The Best Viral Videos Of 2013: A Retrospective
Nope. Can't fool me. Nothing is getting past the 'Eat the cake, Anna May' lyric that Jay Z spouts on Drunk in Love. http://www.handbag.com/life/news/a540073/beyonces-offensive-domestic-violence-lyrics-in-drunk-in-love-cause-fan-outrage.html
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December 23, 2013 on Beyoncé Shopping, Being So Great, And Doing Something Nice
Someone please feed that poor thing! Ugh. Fucking Missississippi.
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October 30, 2013 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: El Chupacabra Lives In Picayune, Mississippi!
TED LEVINE??? Only NOW is Ted Levine being mentioned? I will watch literally anything with Ted Levine. Has anyone seen him in 'Monk'? Guy is a freaking GENIUS.
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July 11, 2013 on I’m Worried About The Bridge, You Guys
Isn't that 'Wallander'? Which, also...no love for Wallander? I've basically spent the past year and a half meditating on the cinematography alone. Wallander! (Seriously, you should queue it up on Netflix or wherever you can find it asap if you haven't seen it yet.)
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July 11, 2013 on I’m Worried About The Bridge, You Guys
Since this is an open thread I just want to ask if yogurt face man (?) is going to be at the very top of the Vgum right bar for ALL of 2013 because that still, like the video, is 100% completely terrifying and the stuff of nightmares and I would prefer not to ever have my eyes have to witness it ever, ever again. So I'm just asking, do I need to try to avoid Videogum for ALL of 2013 or is there perhaps another thumbnail involving, say, a puppy or a kitty or a cute kid reaction? Or do I need to minimize my window and NEVER scroll to the right because right there, yogurt face man (?) will be waiting. I just want to know what I'm in for, because it's looking like he (?) is going to be waiting for me. All the time. Can someone please help.
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January 25, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Really? Only one woman? Huh.
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December 31, 2012 on Best People Of 2012
I agree wholeheartedly. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Gabe.
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August 2, 2012 on Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A
Oh my god you're right. And they're mostly top hats. LOL WUUUT? "Hey do you like this, George? Look, look. Should I get this one? Add it to my collection? Because of how it identifies me as an individual? GEORGE. LOOK. Do you see the feathers? GEORGE! What do you think? Huuuuh?" <-----Amy Sherman-Palladino
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June 28, 2012 on Hey, Uh, So, Have You Guys Watched Bunheads?
Wallflower, this is the most valid argument I have read all day, and I have been reading Supreme Court Justice's decisions all day. Finally, REASON!
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June 28, 2012 on Hey, Uh, So, Have You Guys Watched Bunheads?
Catweazle, this is the funniest thing I have heard all day. Where do you live that there are centipedes, you two? Please let me know so that I can never live there. JK I love all of god's creatures. But seriously where do you live.
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June 28, 2012 on WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO FILM SPIDERS! STAY AWAY FROM SPIDERS!
That cat did get on youtube but can that same someone please have a look at that kitty? It is meowing and possibly hungry and very little and possibly abandoned or lost!!! Please let's everyone try to be actual, real, living, good people first and internet identities waaaaay last after that! Is anyone else worried about that lil kitten??? I was ALSO very worried about that poor crab! Whew that was an emotionally exhausting Petting Zoo!
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June 27, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Oh. LORD. Dump him, GIRL. "Sorry, Katherine, but this is going on Facebook." Hahahaha. ahhhh.
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June 26, 2012 on Dump Him, Girl: Wedding Party Falls In A Lake
Oh, NEVERMIND. TGIFF.
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June 22, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
<a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com
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June 22, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
YES! Thank you, Kip. Beat me to the giggle punch.
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June 22, 2012 on Avastar: The Avatar Themed Night Club 4 Us
Yes! I am in agreement with all of these statements, lilbobbytables! Period piece giant costume dramas revolving around forbidden, insurmountable passion is right up my alley. And by alley, I mean euphemism for something else.
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June 22, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Waaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than the embarrassing drunk uncle dancing at a wedding. WAY. WORSE. I only made it thru to :58. Anyone else?
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June 22, 2012 on Abercrombie & Fitch Models + “Call Me Maybe” = It’s Friday, Take It Easy
Don't care. It's Sorkin. I'll watch really anything he writes. ANYTHIIIIIIIING!!! Plus, also, in summary, to add, we're comparing it to what? So this new Newsroom, which yeah, hasn't even premiered yet let alone gotten a few episodes in (see superexplosive reaction to Girls after a mere 25 minutes with it), we're saying it's bad...compared to what? Have you SEEN or even tried to watch any of the "comedies" on CBS? Oy freakin gevay. There is literally no sane audience for that tripe, and there are SO MANY of them. So even if this show isn't...I dunno, the next West Wing/Sports Night, is maybe what the critics are hoping? It's still a bajillion (< real number) times better than two f'ing minutes of Two and a Half Men. So, you know, icing on the cake. Or something.
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June 22, 2012 on A Pre-Emptive Open Thread About How Terrible The Newsroom Is
"Engineer, does the mere existence of Lena Dunham negate Adam Carolla's old saw about women not being funny or is he just stating a very basic fact about women?"
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June 21, 2012 on What Did David Say To The Engineer In Prometheus?
AGH first the models now this? Everyone please be mindful of, yes, 1, the gap, and 2, YOUR DAMNED LEGS!
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June 11, 2012 on 10 Things You Can Do Other Than Jump Across Subway Tracks
Ohhhh I need a gif of that last one, Cat in the Hat full suit falling. I could LOL for days. Ah man, I feel really bad for all of their ankles (totally, catweazle) but this, I really needed this today. Thanks, LADIES!
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June 11, 2012 on Girl Stuff: You Don’t Have To Be Perfect At Your Job, Ladies
You guys I think we all need to talk about what really just happened here, which is that we all just got Rickrolled by a Whitney Houston song when we were innocently promised Dachshund And Pug Fighting In Bee And Dinosaur Costumes. There are not enough black metal songs in the world to erase this.
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May 9, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
HEYOOOO!!!! We have a winner.
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May 4, 2012 on Lena Dunham on The Colbert Report
I'd rather talk about the pic posted previously by Kelly on Vgum showing Louis CK shaking hands with Madame Secretary Hillz and Amy Poehler smirking in the background. I love that photo!!!! Hillz has this look on her face like shes expecting a buzzer handshake prank. Haha. Oh, Louis. I love all those people!
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April 27, 2012 on The Videogum Louis C.K. Promise: A Photo Of Louis C.K. With Toddy Barry And William Hung
Why is everyone hilighted? Where am I? I don't like this at all.
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April 25, 2012 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Gay Porn During Morning News