bob dole

Comments from bob dole

uh, isn't he just kind of paraphrasing Obama's election night speech from '08?
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September 21, 2011 on Vote Rick Perry In 2012 Or DIE!
Bangs is clearly the Dr. Dre of third-world green screen rap videos. This guy is Bruno Mars, at best.
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August 24, 2011 on Obligatory Uncle Ricky “OFFER TRUE LOVE” Post
First annual videogum carwash? All proceeds go to this fucking thing.
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August 24, 2011 on Universal Drops Its Ouija Movie, Ruins Everyone’s Life
BECAUSE STAR WARS. Ask your granddad. It's their generation's "Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself"
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August 23, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Harrison Ford’s “Got Milk?” Ad
leia: "You drank all the milk Han." han: "I know." (cue vapor)
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August 23, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Harrison Ford’s “Got Milk?” Ad
I'm really happy for them, Ray J will make a wonderful husband.
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August 22, 2011 on Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread
I got to see Puncture at Tribeca this spring. It was incredibly okay.
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August 19, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
on Jeremy Irons: "The guy slapped my ass one time, literally just slapped it and then had this creepy fuckin' grin on his face. Then he mumbled something about 'Hakuna Matata' and sprinted away. Asshole."
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August 18, 2011 on Anthony Bourdain Continues To Be Very Anthony Bourdain
Remember when Anna Paquin won an oscar for being like 6 yrs old in The Piano? THE WORST. Now she's just naked in True Blood a lot.
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August 18, 2011 on Child Actors Are Not People!
Gabe, you're going to be a weird dad.
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August 18, 2011 on Child Actors Are Not People!
My thoughts exactly. Now we know where they got the costumes/models for "Pon de Floor.."
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August 16, 2011 on Shop At Divine Rags
I'd still argue that the production is financially a no-brainer for the city though. The fee that the city will be collecting from the production companies will be VERY substantial, even after the breaks and incentives that most likely brought it the Pittsburgh in the first place. That's millions that they'll hopefully put towards infrastructure and public works, as well as urban renewal projects like you said.
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August 15, 2011 on Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context
This sounds more like Synechdoche And The City, if you know what I mean.
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August 15, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Sometimes I think this lindsay lohan continual train wreck thing will stop being funny and just be kind of sad. Then I see stuff like that and I'm like: "Nope."
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August 15, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Every time I want to hate on Tru Blood and the people who watch it I remind myself that I watched all of Lost. And then I sigh deeply.
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August 15, 2011 on True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side
It's just weird, this idea of Pittsburgh you have that it's some urban fortress that we have to defend against the suburbanites, or whatever. Sure, there's a lot of people that don't go downtown a lot. But people commute to the city from the suburbs every day. Kids that grow up in the suburbs move into the city to go to school or work. I work in an office with a lot of both. It seems like you're implying that "true city-dwellers" have more of a right to be here than anyone else, and that's just a weird and entitled way to think.
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August 15, 2011 on Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context
Haha. "All the streets are shut down" ? Well, a few of them are. And yeah, that causes traffic problems but just leave 15 minutes early for work like everyone else instead of whining about it. Also, "For starters people from the Suburbs NEVER set foot in downtown"... You do realize that most people that work downtown (in Pittsburgh and most cities) commute from the many surrounding suburbs?
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August 15, 2011 on Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context
Okay, admittedly my hometown (Pittsburgh) doesn't always have a lot going on in the summer (unless you count the Pirates, but nobody counts the Pirates), so yeah the Batman thing is kind of big! Especially for a part-time unpaid intern who has little else to do, I am pretty excited about them filming here. Last week I went to the set (consisting of a couple blocked-off streets downtown) and took some pictures. Then I got yelled at by a 17 year old "production assistant" in a Ne-Yo t-shirt for taking pictures. Later I saw Chris Nolan and JGL (JGL!). Even later they had everyone vacate a street despite uproarious complaints from corporate suit-types on their lunch breaks who AIN'T CARE ABOUT NO BATMAN. I guess my point is that large scale movie productions are still kind of new to this area, and so yeah, people are kind of freaking out about it. Sure, big action movies get made all the time but not here, so who's gonna be that asshole who sees the batmobile flying down a street covered in fake snow in the 95 degree summer heat and is like "OH GAWD WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL" ?
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August 15, 2011 on Batman Flying Thing Looks Silly Out Of Context
Gabe took a wrong turn off Sesame Street and ended up on Revolutionary Road. Eternal Sunshine of a Muppet's Mind.
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August 11, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: Bert And Ernie Get Divorced
The Gaze SCENE EXT. Farm house somewhere in middle america. Enter Vincent Gallo. (He stares into the distance enigmatically.) CAMERA TILT DOWN (He is receiving a blowjob.) The End.
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August 8, 2011 on Important Vincent Gallo News: Vincent Gallo Will Not Let Anyone See The Movies He Makes Anymore Or Something