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Comments from bob_average

Drainage, drainage, Imma speak to ya plain-age
If you gotta a milkshake, and I gots the same-ege,
And my straw reaches to where you at
I! Drink! Your! Milkshake! And your oil, and all that
Now I’m on a lethal mixture of whisky and gin
So Imma bash in yo head with this bowling pin

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November 20, 2013 on Daniel Day-Lewis’s Son Is A Rapper, No Duh

Catnip.

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September 11, 2012 on This Seems Like A Legitimate Party

You didn’t like mine yet.

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September 7, 2012 on Think Toilets Are Gross? Put One In Your Pocket!

Aaaaw, the robot pictured is the Robot from a Doctor Who story called Robot. Usually sans cop hat. You guys DO love Doctor Who after all!

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September 7, 2012 on What Should J.J. Abrams’ Robot Buddy Cop Show Be Called?

There Will Be Blood.

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September 6, 2012 on What Is Your Dream Broadway Musical Adaptation Of A Movie?

Is it weird that this is the advert my computer displays when I’m looking at this story?

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September 6, 2012 on Think Toilets Are Gross? Put One In Your Pocket!

Another video which can be considerably improved by replacing the actual soundtrack with ‘Master of the House’ from the Les Misérables French language concept album!

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September 4, 2012 on Chuck Norris And Wife Have A Dire Warning For Obama’s America

This baby’s all like, “no sand!”

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September 4, 2012 on A Morning Of Conflicting Feelings

I thought he was going to go down in the park in front of his grand daughter, and I was like, “surely the writers can’t be so cruel!!”

But then he got killed pointlessly by Walt and died with his murderer whimpering and apologising beside him… much better. :S

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August 29, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”

This entire story about Tom Hanks, and glasses, and pizza, and a fan… it’s all just one big Gordian Knot of non sequiturs!

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August 28, 2012 on Because Tom Hanks And Some Kid And Pizza And Life

Doctor Who recaps? I’ll do ’em. Eye’m a good writurr! (No, really, I am.)

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August 24, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum

Yeah, that’s a damn good idea, djfreshié!

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August 23, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum

And while you’re at it, make it so I comment more witty.

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August 23, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum

“the part of growth that is the most exciting is the part where the site can just become something MORE than what it is right now. Obviously, that means making some changes to what the site even IS, and change is weird and off-putting, and that’s why we are closing Videogum.”

That’s totally where I thought you were going with that.

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August 23, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum

So many winners in there. I tried to select a winner, but there are just too many.

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August 17, 2012 on Hey, Everybody! It’s Friday! Isn’t That Great!

I liked it when the shoots started sprouting at the end. It made me think, “hey, out of all this degradation and rot, some life is growing.” But then at the very end, two of the shoots gracelessly collapsed against the side of the bowl, compounding the idea that nothing good or strong can grow out of this horrible bowl of vegetable mulch.

Well, that’s all I’ve got to say on the subject. Have a great weekend, guys!

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August 17, 2012 on Hey, Everybody! It’s Friday! Isn’t That Great!

Um, no, sorry. I didn’t notice it. Unless it was a reference to this Del Close: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Del_Close Which I somehow doubt.

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August 14, 2012 on You Don’t Know Me, But I’d Like To Talk To You About Morris Dancing

… but I was watching on the BBC.

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August 13, 2012 on You Don’t Know Me, But I’d Like To Talk To You About Morris Dancing

I don’t remember them either!?

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August 13, 2012 on You Don’t Know Me, But I’d Like To Talk To You About Morris Dancing

I’m British. Are you therefore calling me a puffed-up buffoon, thou Carrion monster!? Gordon Bennett, you made a right numpty out of me you barmy wazzack! Yer off yer bloomin’ rocker! Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, and howl’st to find it! Flippin’ piss-artist! I wouldn’t ‘ave that for me Tommy-Tucker if it was cooked up with onions! Etc, etc.

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August 13, 2012 on You Don’t Know Me, But I’d Like To Talk To You About Morris Dancing