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Comments from bob_average

Drainage, drainage, Imma speak to ya plain-age If you gotta a milkshake, and I gots the same-ege, And my straw reaches to where you at I! Drink! Your! Milkshake! And your oil, and all that Now I'm on a lethal mixture of whisky and gin So Imma bash in yo head with this bowling pin
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November 20, 2013 on Daniel Day-Lewis’s Son Is A Rapper, No Duh
Aaaaw, the robot pictured is the Robot from a Doctor Who story called Robot. Usually sans cop hat. You guys DO love Doctor Who after all!
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September 7, 2012 on What Should J.J. Abrams’ Robot Buddy Cop Show Be Called?
Is it weird that this is the advert my computer displays when I'm looking at this story? http://i48.tinypic.com/157jkfc.jpg
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September 6, 2012 on Think Toilets Are Gross? Put One In Your Pocket!
Another video which can be considerably improved by replacing the actual soundtrack with 'Master of the House' from the Les Misérables French language concept album!
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September 4, 2012 on Chuck Norris And Wife Have A Dire Warning For Obama’s America
This baby's all like, "no sand!"
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September 4, 2012 on A Morning Of Conflicting Feelings
I thought he was going to go down in the park in front of his grand daughter, and I was like, "surely the writers can't be so cruel!!" But then he got killed pointlessly by Walt and died with his murderer whimpering and apologising beside him... much better. :S
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August 29, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E07: “Say My Name, Say My Name”
This entire story about Tom Hanks, and glasses, and pizza, and a fan... it's all just one big Gordian Knot of non sequiturs!
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August 28, 2012 on Because Tom Hanks And Some Kid And Pizza And Life
Doctor Who recaps? I'll do 'em. Eye'm a good writurr! (No, really, I am.)
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August 24, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum
And while you're at it, make it so I comment more witty.
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August 23, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum
"the part of growth that is the most exciting is the part where the site can just become something MORE than what it is right now. Obviously, that means making some changes to what the site even IS, and change is weird and off-putting, and that’s why we are closing Videogum." That's totally where I thought you were going with that.
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August 23, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum
So many winners in there. I tried to select a winner, but there are just too many.
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August 17, 2012 on Hey, Everybody! It’s Friday! Isn’t That Great!
I liked it when the shoots started sprouting at the end. It made me think, "hey, out of all this degradation and rot, some life is growing." But then at the very end, two of the shoots gracelessly collapsed against the side of the bowl, compounding the idea that nothing good or strong can grow out of this horrible bowl of vegetable mulch. Well, that's all I've got to say on the subject. Have a great weekend, guys!
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August 17, 2012 on Hey, Everybody! It’s Friday! Isn’t That Great!
Um, no, sorry. I didn't notice it. Unless it was a reference to this Del Close: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Del_Close Which I somehow doubt.
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August 14, 2012 on You Don’t Know Me, But I’d Like To Talk To You About Morris Dancing
I’m British. Are you therefore calling me a puffed-up buffoon, thou Carrion monster!? Gordon Bennett, you made a right numpty out of me you barmy wazzack! Yer off yer bloomin’ rocker! Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, and howl'st to find it! Flippin’ piss-artist! I wouldn’t ‘ave that for me Tommy-Tucker if it was cooked up with onions! Etc, etc.
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August 13, 2012 on You Don’t Know Me, But I’d Like To Talk To You About Morris Dancing
Great name, Aubrey Plaza. Anybody think of that?
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July 18, 2012 on Aubrey Plaza On Late Night
The cat lifted off without its rockets firing. This video is unrealistic!
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July 17, 2012 on Everything’s Going Fine
I love how a few of these people appear to have been completely atomised after the explosion dies down and the smoke clears. They're just gone!
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July 5, 2012 on “The Ultimate Fireworks FAIL Compilation”
Why does Videogum hate Doctor Who?
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June 27, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Oh my God... I'm almost 30!
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June 25, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
What happened, guys? The trailer for Celeste and Jesse Forever made me well up. What's happening to me? I'm almost 30!
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June 25, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Here in London we don't have special places where you can go and get treated like a piece of shit. That place IS London.
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June 15, 2012 on Triumph The Insult Comic Dog And Jack MacBrayer Go To The Wiener Circle
Lindelof has been brought in to rework the third act?? That's the worst act for him to rework! He is TERRIBLE at third acts!!
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June 14, 2012 on World War WHOOPS!
"Corey Feldman told a judge he promises to stay out of his alleged stalker’s life for good … as long as the woman moves out of his home." This sounds like a pitch for a fake sitcom in 'The Simpsons'.
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June 14, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Corey Feldman Has A Weird Relationship With His Stalker
Furby v.s. Kittens is 'Prometheus' to Kitten v.s. Bunny’s 'Alien'.
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June 14, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos