"Corey Feldman told a judge he promises to stay out of his alleged stalker’s life for good … as long as the woman moves out of his home."
This sounds like a pitch for a fake sitcom in 'The Simpsons'.
"I have a movie in theaters right now which has obviously underperformed in many ways." Oh, really, I wonder which movie that could be? Way to skirt around the issue, Berg.
I want the suit that guy's wearing which changes into a different outfit every few steps and also makes it look like I've been cross-faded really badly.
"Hi, is this the menu? How many pages are in the menu? What food is available in the menu? Is there a separate wine list or are all the drinks listed inside the menu? Are these the specials? What's special about them? What's the soup of the day? What's the soup of the day on Thursday? How much is all the food in the menu? What's your twitter username so I can 'at' you? Will you sit next to me while I order? Will you smile and laugh as I place my order so it looks like we're here together? I'm Rob. Will your name be on my bill?"
I don't like the dog and baby video because the look of insane fear in the dog's eyes all the way through, even when it's licking the baby's face, makes me feel very uncomfortable.
What does it say about me that I remained completely stony-faced the first time the kid hit the pillow, and then exploded with laughter the second time? I mean, the second time was somehow much funnier, right? I don't know!
I'm going to forgo saying anything about the UNDOUBTEDLY TERRIBLE NEW SHERLOCK HOLMES REMAKE/BOOT/WHATEVER, and will just confirm that Carl Anderson is indeed amazing as Judas in the film version of Jesus Christ Superstar.
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