Comments from booferama

I stopped commenting a long time ago, but I wanted to stop in and say: I'll miss you, Gabe! Can't wait for the podcast.
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
"Bob Greenblatt, the new-ish head of NBC" Why does it matter that he's new-ish? What do you have against nudaism, Gabe?
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March 7, 2013 on The Most Egregious Quotes From This Article About Television
I prefer Duran Duran's "Pizza on Film" to their "Girls on Film."
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February 19, 2013 on Pizza On Film
Not technically a board game, but Jenga.
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February 7, 2013 on What Board Game Reality Show Would You Want To Be On?
I don't think you're ready for this jelly sphere.
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February 5, 2013 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Jelly Spheres In The Desert!
More like Manti GAY'o, amirite? /imnotrite
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January 24, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
"This wine is ashy and dark, like Cormac McCarthy's The Road."
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January 22, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Way To Describe Wine
"He knew me from Spiderman." "Whose villain this is I think I know."
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January 21, 2013 on A Taste Of James Franco’s Inauguration Poem, “Obama In Asheville”
Neyobody cares about Ne-Yo.
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December 10, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Jamie Foxx And Ne-Yo
Womp up the Jamz!
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December 4, 2012 on Pump Up The Jams!
Oh, and if Romney wins, we're in the shit.
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November 5, 2012 on Important And Obvious Reminder About The Ways Of The World
This thread gonna blow up with comments and upvotes.
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September 18, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney, Like All Politicians, Is An Asshole
Wait--if Jessica Alba endorses Obama, and Lindsay Lohan questions Obama, how am I supposed to vote? Can someone clear this up for me? Can Jessica Biel serve as the tiebreaker vote?
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September 7, 2012 on Lindsay Lohan Speaks Up For The Invisible
Oliver! Nobody's asked for more (hallucinogens) before!
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August 24, 2012 on Oliver Sacks Luvs 2 Trip Ballz!
When Gotham is ashes, this tattoo will self-destruct.
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August 23, 2012 on That’s Your Dark Knight Tattoo: This Dark Knight Tattoo
I was pulling for a parallel universe in which Kelly Ripa would co-host alongside another Kelly Ripa, making the show Live! with Kelly and Kelly. In this scenario, each morning, Kelly would annoy her doppelganger with chipperness to the point that, one day, Kelly would begin feasting on Kelly, thereby ending the show's run so it could be replaced with a gif of a cat failing to leap onto a bed. I know, it was a long shot, but still.
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August 22, 2012 on How Do You Feel About Michael Strahan As Kelly Ripa’s New Cohost?
Don't they go back in time in MIB3? Check and mate.
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August 21, 2012 on WHAT? ALERT: Julian Fellowes Says Americans Can’t Do Period Drama!
I understand from talking to doctors that this guy doesn't have a fucking clue. Shut it down.
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August 21, 2012 on Vote For Rape Apologist Apologist Todd Akin!
There but for the grace of God, common sense, and lack of a trampoline, go I.
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August 21, 2012 on The Ultimate Trampoline Fails Compilation
As a conservative allegory for the invisible hand of the free market.
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August 20, 2012 on Barack Obama Secures Powerful Jessica Alba Endorsement
I'll never watch Idle Hands the same way again.
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August 20, 2012 on Barack Obama Secures Powerful Jessica Alba Endorsement
I want to make a joke about legitimately raping George Clooney, but I feel it's too soon. Decisions, decisions.
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August 20, 2012 on President Obama Finally Explains Why He Doesn’t Hang Out With George Clooney 24/7
I'm a practicing Buddhist, so I try to believe in and practice compassion. Each of us, no matter our nature or background, is flawed. Compassion comes from being able to see our shared flaws--even in a man like Todd Akin. Our shared failings, and our ability to recognize and rise above those failings, make us most fully human. That said, fuck this guy.
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August 20, 2012 on “Legitimate Rape” Is OUR Generation’s “Rape-Rape”
As soon as I saw the banjo, I thought, "Squeal like a pig!" I was disappointed.
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August 20, 2012 on Not A Bad Public Marriage Proposal, If You Must