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Don't they go back in time in MIB3? Check and mate.
I understand from talking to doctors that this guy doesn't have a fucking clue. Shut it down.
There but for the grace of God, common sense, and lack of a trampoline, go I.
As a conservative allegory for the invisible hand of the free market.
I'll never watch Idle Hands the same way again.
I want to make a joke about legitimately raping George Clooney, but I feel it's too soon. Decisions, decisions.
I'm a practicing Buddhist, so I try to believe in and practice compassion. Each of us, no matter our nature or background, is flawed. Compassion comes from being able to see our shared flaws--even in a man like Todd Akin. Our shared failings, and our ability to recognize and rise above those failings, make us most fully human. That said, fuck this guy.
As soon as I saw the banjo, I thought, "Squeal like a pig!" I was disappointed.
In Italian, a "ragu" is a meat-based sauce, if you catch my drift.
Where's her zebra supposed to sit?
"Meow." --The Captain Obvious Times
Now I can stop pretending Eastwood's movies are any good.
By the way, off-topic, but does the Bing ad look to anyone else like it reads, "The Bing Summer of Dong"?
Cillian Murphy's career has really taken a hit.
She got a zebra? All I got was this lousy okapi.
When I'm 90, I'm going to be great at telling everyone how often I refreshed Videogum to see new posts.
Dr. Who is on first. I'll show myself out.
Yeah. I remember when Chick-Fil-A was educational.
What I love about Gwyneth Paltrow is she's so down to earth.
From now on, all male crew members must be Terry Richardson.
More like KarDORKian, amirite? Man, I totally nailed that one.
Some men just want to watch the world waltz Matilda.
Get that man a brain, a heart, and some Depakote!
I'm not voting for Obama because he's too nice to give this kid the wedgie he CLEARLY deserves.
Scoff all you want, but it takes incredible body control to be that white.
Didn't mean to steal from you down below.
Schindler's Listless, because it's so hot outside