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"I'M FINIIIIIIISSSHHHED!" - The Internet lance oliver, you win.
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October 11, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods
Jonah Hill lost weight again? Good for him!
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September 23, 2013 on The 2013 Emmy Awards
I've read the first 5 pages of the Lost City of Z about 100 times...followed by the 100 deepest sleeps of my lifetime. I'm 100% sure that book is great, it's just that the intricate details of "The Real Cartographers of English Social Exploration Clubs" is sooooooooooooo boring.
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September 5, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
My parents had the moon landing, but we have the Stephen Colbert/Daft Punk Fiasco. Which is apparently now THE NEWS STORY OF OUR TIME.
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August 13, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
I missed at least 5 minutes of the show while thinking about his futon last night. Here's the conclusion I came to: If you look closely it's just one of those cheap reaaaaaly uncomfortable metal black futons that typically come with a black mattress. His, however, has a fancy southwestern design. So....get ready for this...I think he just covers it with a new itchy/hemp/poncho style blanket every time he burns it (daily?). Now, how his futon mattress manages to stay so plush when we all know those things flatten out after less than a week, is something I just can't explain.
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August 12, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day!
Important Question: Was the Dog House dog eating hot dogs or vomiting hot dogs?
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August 12, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day!
But so much lighter in elderly angst.
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August 12, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day!
Kelly, just a heads up...don't get *too* excited when you learn that you've crushed the Videogum page views record already today. That was just me looking for your Breaking Bad recap every .5 seconds.
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August 12, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
Nothing can be more terrifying than 3 hours and 45 minutes of English people rolling up grass into giant balls. NOTHING!
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August 12, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!
The winning Doodle 4 Google really speaks to all ages.
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May 23, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Crying Bill Murray With Crying Baby
Am I the only person that didn't know Adele was a Cockney Street Urchin? After hearing her speak, I was sure she was going to pound a pint of Samuel Smiths and start a soccer riot.
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January 14, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globe Awards
5 SNL writers just wrote scripts for "NO, ARE YOU SERIOUS?" the next SNL game show parody. Thanks a lot Kelly!
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December 10, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Jamie Foxx And Ne-Yo
I don't know why, but typing the word "Kuntry" makes me feel like I should get detention or something.
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December 4, 2012 on Krispy Kreme Needs A New Rap Name
http://m.popstar.com/Author/jmaurer/garret-dillahuntjack.jpg "why thank you" - gareth dillahunt
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November 29, 2012 on Who Is Television’s Handsomest Dad?
I saw Life of Pi I wish I had not spent money to see Life of Pi
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November 26, 2012 on Everyone Saw A Movie This Past Weekend, Did You?
NH's Governor has declared a state of emergency and urged employers to let employees leave early. Sooo...you could just tell your boss that "THE Governor said..." and you technically wouldn't be lying!
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October 29, 2012 on A Man Dancing, To Ease The Fear
I'm kind of in the same boat in NH. I'm taking the "we're just going to get a windy rain storm here, why is everyone freaking out?" approach. Which pretty much guarantees a tree is going to fall on my house.
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October 29, 2012 on A Man Dancing, To Ease The Fear
This show requires a hooded sweatshirt in the 'up' position while I lie down on the couch and bury my head so deep in the corner that the pillow kind of blocks my face from view of my wife. The only problem is that it has been SO sad lately that I've caught my self audibly weeping along with the crying....lucky I don't think my wife can hear me over her own weeping, or she has kindly decided not to make fun of me up to this point. Also, Peter Krause is the best.
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October 25, 2012 on Checking In With Parenthood’s Fourth Season
So somehow the long-sleeved boat at sunset jersey* is just going ignored? *my Nana calls it a jersey
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October 22, 2012 on Looking Good Larry David!
I did feel bad about it for a second, but I've seen countless (at LEAST 2 anyway) pictures of Craig Robinson with drink in hand seemingly REALLY enjoying his celebrity. Which, is exactly what I'd imagine I'd do in his case. Some booze and good food will make you a little puffy, more power to him! (as long as he's not forming any life threatening habits/addictions)
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October 22, 2012 on Another Day, Another The Office Spin-Off
This just seems like an elaborate joke on the part of Greg Daniels to see just how big Craig Robinson will balloon to if he keeps getting paid to be on a TV show.
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October 22, 2012 on Another Day, Another The Office Spin-Off
Forget!?! I'll be first in line! I love the book so much and this movie looks like an epic disaster of nightmare diarrhea proportions. Still...I'll be first in line.
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October 22, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Bruno Mars (And Tom Hanks)
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (I know this won't win, but seriously, see this movie)
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September 21, 2012 on What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch?
What a fucking ASSHOLE. He went on the show and made fun of it instead of writing 2000 words to make fun of it. Yup ASS-HOLE!
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September 18, 2012 on Fox & Friends Got, Uh, Pranked?
If there was a graph of smugness over time I bet that there would be a red line (o'rielly) that starts really high up on the graph and kind of goes along parallel to the x access for the most part and then the blue line (stewart) would start somewhere in the middle (because let's be honest you need to be a little smug to get on tv) and it would scoot along for a bit while slowly rising as it moves to the right, then all of a sudden (right around 2008) it would skyrocket past the red line and break the ceiling of the graph where it would live forever in a cloud of smuggy non-self-aware peace. I hate that f'n graph. This was your math lesson for the day, A+ everyone, good work.
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September 18, 2012 on Jon Stewart To Debate Bill O’Reilly, Again
"Dressing your kids in an ass-ton of clothes so that they can't even move" was the 1902 version of "Plopping your kids in front of the TV" brand of bad parenting.
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September 14, 2012 on The World’s First Color Film Footage
Your Kindle? We cleaned it and sold it. What kind of asshole writes all over a Kindle anyway?
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September 14, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology
I don't really have anything clever or funny to say, this is just the best thing ever.
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September 7, 2012 on Have An Intense Friday, Everybody!
oops...the movie is Dance Fu not Dance Flu...somebody needs to get to work on making Dance Flu happen.
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August 24, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum
Pam, Grantland already has a semi-regular article that does exactly that! It's written by Max Silvestri! (who I think might have some kind of affiliation with this site, no?) Most recently Max reviewed 'Dance Flu' starting Kel Mitchell of Kenan & Kel! http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/category/_/name/queue-review
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August 24, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum