Comments from booyamachine


lance oliver, you win.

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October 11, 2013 on The Videogum SpOOoOoOoOky Movie Club: Cabin In The Woods

Jonah Hill lost weight again? Good for him!

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September 23, 2013 on The 2013 Emmy Awards

I’ve read the first 5 pages of the Lost City of Z about 100 times…followed by the 100 deepest sleeps of my lifetime.

I’m 100% sure that book is great, it’s just that the intricate details of “The Real Cartographers of English Social Exploration Clubs” is sooooooooooooo boring.

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September 5, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!

My parents had the moon landing, but we have the Stephen Colbert/Daft Punk Fiasco. Which is apparently now THE NEWS STORY OF OUR TIME.

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August 13, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!

I missed at least 5 minutes of the show while thinking about his futon last night. Here’s the conclusion I came to:

If you look closely it’s just one of those cheap reaaaaaly uncomfortable metal black futons that typically come with a black mattress. His, however, has a fancy southwestern design. So….get ready for this…I think he just covers it with a new itchy/hemp/poncho style blanket every time he burns it (daily?).

Now, how his futon mattress manages to stay so plush when we all know those things flatten out after less than a week, is something I just can’t explain.

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August 12, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day!

Important Question:

Was the Dog House dog eating hot dogs or vomiting hot dogs?

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August 12, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day!

But so much lighter in elderly angst.

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August 12, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day!

Kelly, just a heads up…don’t get *too* excited when you learn that you’ve crushed the Videogum page views record already today. That was just me looking for your Breaking Bad recap every .5 seconds.

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August 12, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!

Nothing can be more terrifying than 3 hours and 45 minutes of English people rolling up grass into giant balls. NOTHING!

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August 12, 2013 on Here Are Some Morning Links!

The winning Doodle 4 Google really speaks to all ages.

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May 23, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Crying Bill Murray With Crying Baby

Am I the only person that didn’t know Adele was a Cockney Street Urchin?

After hearing her speak, I was sure she was going to pound a pint of Samuel Smiths and start a soccer riot.

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January 14, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globe Awards

5 SNL writers just wrote scripts for “NO, ARE YOU SERIOUS?” the next SNL game show parody.

Thanks a lot Kelly!

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December 10, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Jamie Foxx And Ne-Yo

I don’t know why, but typing the word “Kuntry” makes me feel like I should get detention or something.

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December 4, 2012 on Krispy Kreme Needs A New Rap Name

“why thank you” – gareth dillahunt

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November 29, 2012 on Who Is Television’s Handsomest Dad?

I saw Life of Pi

I wish I had not spent money to see Life of Pi

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November 26, 2012 on Everyone Saw A Movie This Past Weekend, Did You?

NH’s Governor has declared a state of emergency and urged employers to let employees leave early.

Sooo…you could just tell your boss that “THE Governor said…” and you technically wouldn’t be lying!

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October 29, 2012 on A Man Dancing, To Ease The Fear

I’m kind of in the same boat in NH. I’m taking the “we’re just going to get a windy rain storm here, why is everyone freaking out?” approach.

Which pretty much guarantees a tree is going to fall on my house.

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October 29, 2012 on A Man Dancing, To Ease The Fear

This show requires a hooded sweatshirt in the ‘up’ position while I lie down on the couch and bury my head so deep in the corner that the pillow kind of blocks my face from view of my wife. The only problem is that it has been SO sad lately that I’ve caught my self audibly weeping along with the crying….lucky I don’t think my wife can hear me over her own weeping, or she has kindly decided not to make fun of me up to this point.

Also, Peter Krause is the best.

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October 25, 2012 on Checking In With Parenthood’s Fourth Season

So somehow the long-sleeved boat at sunset jersey* is just going ignored?

*my Nana calls it a jersey

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October 22, 2012 on Looking Good Larry David!

I did feel bad about it for a second, but I’ve seen countless (at LEAST 2 anyway) pictures of Craig Robinson with drink in hand seemingly REALLY enjoying his celebrity. Which, is exactly what I’d imagine I’d do in his case. Some booze and good food will make you a little puffy, more power to him! (as long as he’s not forming any life threatening habits/addictions)

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October 22, 2012 on Another Day, Another The Office Spin-Off