Boris Grushenko

Comments from Boris Grushenko

you guys’ comments are too clever for me.

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July 12, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

i got your salute your shorts reference. so wipe that frown off your face.

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July 10, 2009 on Best New Party Game 5

“Can you feel my penis tonight?” -The Lioin King

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July 10, 2009 on Best New Party Game 5

whoops, I guess Gabe already covered this territory. my bad. how’s this:

“What’s the most you ever wagered on a game of paper, rock, scissors?” -Anton Chigurh

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July 10, 2009 on Best New Party Game 5

you are good.

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July 10, 2009 on Best New Party Game 5

I SIP YOUR MILKSHAKE.

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July 10, 2009 on Best New Party Game 5

Gabe, you say “drunken frat boys in desperate need of a catchphrase” as if you aren’t aching for one as well. VERY NIIICE.

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July 10, 2009 on Let Dave Letterman’s Top 10 Be The Last Bruno Promotional Stunt

So he didn’t give you a dirty sanchez?

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July 9, 2009 on You Can Make It Up: I Didn’t Fuck Screech

while obviously terrifying, this is my favorite progression of tags on a blog post, ever.

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July 9, 2009 on Gwyneth Paltrow Would Like You To Know About Her Bowel Movements

“That was so fucking hot.” –Michael Jackson

Too soon?

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July 8, 2009 on EXCLUSIVE: The Lost Footage Of Megan Fox Washing Michael Bay’s Ferrari

don’t forget your sandwiches.

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July 8, 2009 on G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Knows Its Audience

Lisa Turtle

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July 8, 2009 on I Fucked Screech

The government is building these ships.

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July 8, 2009 on I Want Disaster Inside Me

From the mind of El Diablo (Cody)…

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July 8, 2009 on The Orphan Poster Needs More Taglines!

Aquatic Rescue vessel, Kevin coSner

stretch?

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July 8, 2009 on Meet You At The Food Court Of My Memories!

I just want to know what A.R.K.S. stands for. Fill us in, Gabe.

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July 8, 2009 on Meet You At The Food Court Of My Memories!

we’re way off task here.

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July 7, 2009 on OK, I Give Up, Michael Jackson Memorial Open Thread (Right On Time)

Michael Jackson is NOT dead, you guys.

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July 7, 2009 on OK, I Give Up, Michael Jackson Memorial Open Thread (Right On Time)

Sarcasm, I’d like you to meet my friend briewer — briewer, Sarcasm.

And for the record, no I have not seen Transformers. I rented it with my roommate but we couldn’t make it through more than halfway.

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June 29, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank

Isn’t there a sequel to this movie? I thought in order to make a sequel, you have to have an undeniable piece of art to begin with. RAPE ART.

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June 29, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank