I think I speak for all Portlanders when I say we're excited to read all the comments on this post so that we can be really oversensitive about them and take them all personally.
Next week, Pat Robertson finds out about Tom Cruise's favorite dessert, ice cream and cake, and says he would like to try it, in case there are no gay people there?
Not sure if this is an appropriate place to nominate 'Crazy, Stupid, Love' for the WMOAT, but I'm doing it.
In a related story, I love pancakes, so don't judge me.
"Jay McInerney is very relevant in 2011" -- Jay McInerney
Also, I don't watch the show, but judging by those t-shirts, they are appearing on a Nickelodeon game show in this episode?
Anderson Cooper looks like a robot whose batteries got turned off mid-grimace in that screenshot. And also not entirely unlike that one Jeff Dunham puppet. In a related story, Jeff Dunham is shopping around a daytime talk show that is like the homophobic version of Ellen, but with puppets so it's not really homophobic.
Although he left out the detail about the razor blade and the blow. Then again, editing is a very important part of writing, according to this book I'm reading, called 'Writing', so he probably left those details out for a reason.
Kelly comments are recognizable. You take her name off it, you're like, there's still a t-shirt with the name Kelly on it a bunch of times. That's good branding.
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