Brian Farrelly

Comments from Brian Farrelly

Deathly Silence With Occasional Laugh Track.
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March 29, 2010 on Let’s Name Jamie Foxx’s New Sketch Comedy Show!
I'm not gonna judge the man or his actions. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. Cause it takes, diff'rent Strokes to move the world. Yes it does. It takes, diff'rent strokes to move the world. Mmmmmmmm.
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February 18, 2010 on On A Very Special Episode Of The Insider
This is all a scam to promote Cop Out. Phase two of his plan to make it #1 at the box office next week will be telling his supporters to show their solidarity by purchasing two seats to see it at the movie theater.
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February 17, 2010 on Operation Kevin Smith Drop, Phase 2
Does this company not know that Hoodie Footie is the name of a deadly parasitic foot fungus thats contracted mainly in the Yangtze River Valley (which ironically are where these are manufactured)?!
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February 10, 2010 on Things I Learned From The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit Commercial
I'm a delusional, bipolar, rage-aholic who's been convicted of rape and actually paid someone good money to tattoo one-third of my face, but damn...I feel sorry for you kids.
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December 14, 2009 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Cast Of Jersey Shore With Mike Tyson
No, I don?t Professor. Why don?t tell you tell all of the nice people?
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October 23, 2009 on The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
Even in the sad, pathetic world of ventriloquism, Jeff Dunham is seen as a mouth-breathing, sell-out hack. And if you don't believe me, just ask my friend Professor T. Smarty Pants. Whad'ya say Professor?!
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October 23, 2009 on The Jeff Dunham Show Is The Worst Thing In The Entire World
Of course Glenn Beck wishes we were back in the 80's. Those were the years he was a miserable alcoholic and out of control coke head. Good times.
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October 16, 2009 on Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don’t Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore
Look, give Axl a break. Chinese Democracy was a total rush job, so they simply didn't have enough time to meticulously clear every single sample on the album. Sheesh.
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October 7, 2009 on Axl Denies Ripping Off Ulrich Schnauss
If that's the water boarding stuff the TV been tellin me the gub'nents been doing, then I don't see what the big deal is.
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September 8, 2009 on Another Day, Another Thirsty Cat Taking A Shower In The Sink
This is actually much better than the commercial I saw in Cleveland last month for Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Dry Cleaning.
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September 1, 2009 on Kid, From Kid N’ Play, Dresses Like A Big Boy Now
30 minutes after watching this, I received a free sample of puke green Axe Body Wash in my mailbox. Coincidence? I think not.
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August 29, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: This Guy Is Your Boyfriend
If an ear worm is an insanely catchy song that gets stuck in your head, then this is an ear cockroach.
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August 19, 2009 on Real Housewife Of Atlanta Kim Zolciak’s First Single Is The Bomb (Destroying Your Ears)
Add some zombie makeup to this thing and we've got a winner. Being Zombie Kate Gosselin will definitely get you all the candy+party invites this Halloween.
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August 3, 2009 on This Halloween’s Scariest Costume
Who should play Lauren Conrad? Mickey Rourke. In drag. I would seriously see that movie if they did that.
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July 29, 2009 on Who Should Star In The Movie Based On Lauren Conrad’s “Book”
I'm gonna send them a video first of me eating a Hardee's burger and then of it coming out the other end the next day. Its part of my study on how Hardee's "food" looks better once its been though your digestive tract.
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June 29, 2009 on You Could Be The Next Spokesperson For Carl’s Jr., Or You Could Keep Your Self-Respect
Lindsay, to quote on old Irish blessing: "May you always be poor in misfortunes, rich in blessings and have unlimited breakfast cereals with pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars and green clovers."
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
Foreshadowing for the next sequel. Transformers 3: Truck Nutz
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June 23, 2009 on Roger Ebert Tears Transformers 2 A New Robo-Butthole