Comments from Bridgey

Tonight, my pop covers choir practiced this song for Christmas. It’s about cold weather, fears about death and the future and mulled wine/cider beverages.

I only learnt it a few hours ago and have already dreamed up the potential twee cover version/interpolation that would be used to promote Starbucks red cups. Hai advertisers.

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November 8, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Work as usual, and then danced like mad during the Django Django gig tonight. So mad, that I not have tinnitus to go with my sore back that’s been flaring up all week. I am too old for all this young people’s live music lark.

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October 25, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

There’s no mention of “HELICOPTER RIDES” this year. This infomercial is invalid.

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July 16, 2012 on The 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial

Friday Night’s Light

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March 22, 2012 on Best New Party Game 64: Outdoor Movies

The Iron Lady (Madea starts a short lived clothes-pressing business)

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March 1, 2012 on Best New Party Game: Tyler Perry Movie Titles

There ought to be an “Uggie Lookalike Contest” that Birdie would roll ov, I mean, walk over.

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February 16, 2012 on What We Talk About When We Talk About Uggie Not Being Invited To The Oscars

“Well tonight thank God it’s them, instead of you” – Bono to the “OMG Trampoline” viewers.

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February 8, 2012 on Snowball War Is Hell

Stupid Facebook Connect.

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February 7, 2012 on Feel Better About Yourself Soon, Robert Pattinson!

What’s that best party game where we use our basic knowledge of film tropes to make wry statements?

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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”

I watched the actual moment of embarrassment on Saturday night.

Other things to note:

The utter juicebox came down the ‘Take Me Out’ love-lift to Chris Brown’s ‘Beautiful People’. As an armchair Take Me Out contestant, I mentally switch my lights off at all the male hopeful’s (mostly very terrible) music choices so that song was an obvious red flag.

I was a bit drunk at the time and it felt like everything on tv was great that night.


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February 6, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Do LOLk contributions help to cover the cost of keyboards ruined by spat-out tea?

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January 30, 2012 on Ryan Gosling’s Dramatic Reaction To His “Oscar Snub” Revealed!

I can’t believe God put his love on top.

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January 25, 2012 on All Of God’s Terrible Singing Creatures

Damn you Facebook Connect.

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January 23, 2012 on Purity Bear Reminds You That The Day Of Purity Is Coming Up

I had better ideas:

“They only film me laughing at the men on Mock the Week”
“Felt Pens? Why Do They Make That Squeaky Noise?”

and Mama Bridgey’s personal choice

“It’s a bit rude – and she was that lovely on The One Show”

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January 13, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: John Mulaney’s New In Town

Bridgey: This Comedy Special Might Not Make It Through Customs

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January 13, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: John Mulaney’s New In Town

Oh Sit, Old Men Meeting Their Teenage Girlfriends!

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January 13, 2012 on The CW Should Rename All The Shows

Also, the incredibly creepy life coaches:

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December 23, 2011 on This Woman Has A Fair Enough Snowman Phobia

So you’ve just discovered this spiritual group? Oh, sweet Martha Marcy May Marlene

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December 21, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles