bridgetoofar

Comments from bridgetoofar

Maybe they just “accidentally” jettison him when they get into space orbit? I can’t think of anyone who better defines “space debris.”

+6 |
March 20, 2012 on Ashton Kutcher Is Going To Space, Uh Doy

thank you

-2 |
March 14, 2012 on And The Academy Award For Best Goes To…This Baby!

Courtney and Kim Novak are an item?

+1 |
March 13, 2012 on BREAKING RAPE-RAPE NEWS: Courtney Love Says The Muppets Raped Kurt Cobain!

I can’t watch the movie, because I’m too bothered by the fact that Julianne Moore looks like she is making a funny pelican face when she imitates Palin. C’mon, you know the funny cartoon pelican I’m talking about, right?
Uhm could someone lend me a gif?

0 |
March 13, 2012 on Hey, Did You Guys Watch Game Change?

Is anyone else kinda bothered by the prepubescent girls in pigtiails and tight sparkly clothes who seem ecstatic at the prospect of getting down with Superman? When i first looked at it, I thought it was going to be segue into weird soft porn…. although the SuperHeroes were indeed their own kind of porn

0 |
March 13, 2012 on Super Hero Disco Dance Party

So just last night I was on a flight from the West Coast, and I looked up to discover The Artist was the feature movie!
And I didn’t have headphones!
And I realized, it didn’t matter because it is supposed to be a SILENT FILM!
So I completely missed hearing the score and feeling raped???!!!!

+1 |
March 8, 2012 on When Kim Novak Said She Felt “Raped” By The Artist She Actually Meant “Rape Raped”

why doesn’t it identified as video of the young Mitt Romney ? His off camera mommy is smiling at him with a very very wide smile, warning him, without moving her lips, that some very very bad things will happen if he doesn’t get the poem right?

+2 |
February 16, 2012 on When Books Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Be Babies Memorizing All The Poetry

Because you meant Christain D’ouh

+5 |
February 16, 2012 on Do The Bartman, LADIEESSSS!

? Half of the views came from Videogum links.

0 |
February 10, 2012 on Hey, What’s Up With The “Charlie Bit My Finger” Kids?

you watched the PBS show on Nazi hunters last night too?

+1 |
February 10, 2012 on Hey, What’s Up With The “Charlie Bit My Finger” Kids?

some actress, some where is quietly whimpering to herself. “Oh my God. And I fucked BOTH these guys?”

+3 |
February 9, 2012 on This Is Just A GREAT Picture Of Arnold Schwarzenegger And Sylvester Stallone Undergoing Shoulder Surgery Together

I agree. Until I started drinking a fifth of vodka a day, and running around with all my best friend’s husbands, I was really, really down.

+6 |
February 8, 2012 on Ladies, It’s Time To Stop Having Men For Every Life Meal

And they have a LOT to erase

0 |
February 7, 2012 on Hey Brad Pitt, Is Angelina Jolie Still A Bad Girl?

If you’re old enough to remember this on Ed Sullivan, I can only say si, senor

0 |
February 7, 2012 on A Valentine’s Day Treat: Robot Pigs For Virtual Kissing

That smell of burnt dreams lingering here tells me that you are, in fact, a hopeless believer in democracy and America, even though reality has proved you wrong at every turn.

+7 |
January 24, 2012 on The State Of The Union Drinking Game

jeb is right. O’Brien is an evil little ratfucker. She would have been very very happy working for Nixon

0 |
January 9, 2012 on The Lamps Of Downton Abbey

Everyone Loves Ronald

+5 |
October 18, 2011 on So, McDonald’s TV Is A Real Thing

You know posting this kind of video has consequences. Now I’m not going to get any work done. I won’t get paid for the project. The kids will starve. My wife will leave me. And still that voice screaming “Like MAH STATUS” will be echoing in my ears

+3 |
October 18, 2011 on Like Mah Status

Damn it. I had just shuffled into my office in my bunny slippers ready to get some serious work done. I took one minute, just ONE minute to see what Gabe was recommending before I got down to some SERIOUS work. Now I’m all agitated. Shuffling around the house Trying to remember where I hid the Twinkies so I can have one with my FRENCH PRESS coffee…. before I get down to SOME SERIOUS WORK

+2 |
October 18, 2011 on Like Mah Status