Comments from briewer

14 Radiohead - Kid A 13 The Shins - Wincing The Night Away lolwut. But kudos on the inclusion of Two Dancers.
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November 17, 2009 on NME’s 50 Greatest Albums Of The ’00s
I didn't think they did all that bad until I looked at Paul Walker's neck. Yeesh.
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September 10, 2009 on The Takers Poster Is The Worst Poster Ever Made
He realizes that Obama wasn't President when that went down, right?
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September 9, 2009 on Charlie Sheen’s 9/11 Fan Fiction
Congrats, you get all the upvotes.
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September 9, 2009 on Tyra Banks Wants To Be The Black Gwyneth Paltrow
Wow Gabe, I've never seen you get this worked up over anything before.
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August 18, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: District 9
They OBVIOUSLY have wrestling.
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August 4, 2009 on The Gathering Of The Juggalos Survival Guide
I totally forgot it was his birthday. Happy b-day Gabe. Though I didn't think it possible, Passerby is even more The Worst than I originally thought. I hope you have fun, not just at dinner, but at every succeeding meal beyond that. Now if you don't mind, this sheeple is in some desperate need of a shearing.
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August 4, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce
Oh my God, addressing a wall would be more productive than addressing you. Just gtfo.
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August 3, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce
Am I the only one who watches the Saw movies because I find them hilarious?
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July 23, 2009 on This Red Band Clip From Saw VI Is Everything That Is Wrong WIth The Saw Franchise
That part where Camille goes to Jessie to ask for in on this Operation Smile bizness was so infuriating. The whole "your school isn't that great" thing doesn't just come up in conversation and she accidentally insults her, she pulls that topic literally out of nowhere for no reason at all, for the sole purpose of insulting her. Dummy, if you wanted in on this soooo bad you should have learned the skill every other American already knows, and that is the art of ass-kissing, or even less than that, the art of not going out of your way to insult someone who you want to do a favor for you.
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July 22, 2009 on NYC Prep: 17 Going On 17
Please do either of the Ocean's Eleven sequels. They do not make a shred of goddamn sense.
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July 20, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lake House
"The producers behind 'Get Smart' and 'The International' (and Roven of course also produced 'The Dark Knight')..." What? Why didn't they just say "The producers behind 'Get Smart', 'The International', and 'The Dark Knight'..."? And why don't they use italics like adults?
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July 20, 2009 on Hollywood Is Developing A Voltron Movie, Which Will Appeal To Blacks
The "Lindsay can suck a dick" comment wasn't the lowest rated one? Come on, you guys, where's the justice? Or perhaps completely ignoring that troll was the best option. That's what he wants, right? So good job you guys on not making that the lowest rated comment. Forget I ever said anything.
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July 17, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Does he purposely use Borat's accent, or can he not help it?
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July 17, 2009 on That’s Your VJ: Greg
I'm overdosing on memes.
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July 17, 2009 on Three Keyboard Cat Moon Shirt
I love how he expects people to respect him as a commentator and all, and then turns around and names his book "Arguments Against the Idiots."
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July 16, 2009 on Congratulations, Glenn Beck, On Your “We’ll Do It Live!” Moment
I love how the ad on the last video is for "Ninja Weapons."
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July 14, 2009 on Glenn Beck’s Brain Is A Softball
If I may pull up a previous comment of yours, aimed at Lindsay: "i bet you have wicked bitch face. like all the time" You, sir, are the worst; McG ain't got shit on you.
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July 13, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Looks like someone's positioning themselves for next week's most down-voted comment. Good luck on that, and go suck a dick yourself!
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July 10, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Wait, because Gabe has a distinctive brand that uses all of the time like EVERY OTHER HUMORIST EVER he doesn't have the right to point out Seth MacFarlane's shortcomings? I hear they're offering courses in Making Sense at the local community college, you should probably sign up.
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July 10, 2009 on The Cleveland Show: Even Worse Than Previously Thought: An Early Review
I chose to only watch the first 37 seconds of the music video because all I wanted to see was the horse, but oh my God, that half a minute has more mysteries in it than the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey. So she's having trouble sleeping, which I guess makes sense, and there's some lullaby playing in the background, which is required for footage of people trying to fall asleep, but then a guitar 'jams' the end of the lullaby, and she starts floating, and then a dove comes literally out of nowhere, and all of the sudden she's on salt flats or whatever, screaming, and she starts moving in reverse or SOMETHING, and two dancers just appear behind her, and then the horse, and by now I'm trying to figure out what was slipped into my coffee.
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July 9, 2009 on With “Sweet Dreams,” Beyonce Revolutionizes The “Single Ladies” Music Video Industry
Wow, this is such an origonal video.
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July 2, 2009 on This Kid Has A Bright Future In World’s Best Freakouts
I wonder if when she introduces her children to people they laugh at their ridiculous names as much as I did.
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July 1, 2009 on BREAKING NEWS: Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Spain!
I love how both clips end with the expectation of you sitting in silent, fascinated awe at the genius of those magnificent jokes, and then the text pops up and is like, "get ready you guys, there's going to be an entire HOUR of this side-splitting comedic brilliance. I say get ready, because there's no POSSIBLE way you could already be ready for such witty, edgy, clever comments about GM bailouts and Myspace."
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July 1, 2009 on Jay Leno Works On His Monologue Jokes As If That Was The Problem
Are you familiar with a little ol' movie named Transformers?
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June 29, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank
Wait, didn't Ricky Gervais say he was quitting acting?
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June 29, 2009 on Ricky Gervais Makes Liar Liar But For Comedy Nerds
Yes, but she's also the only one you want to run away from her face.
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June 26, 2009 on The Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Reunion Episodes
Will you at least be making guest appearances in the future?
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June 26, 2009 on That’s It, I’m Retiring After Today
You guys, I think we've discovered the identity of An American Patriot.
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June 24, 2009 on Fox And Friends Pays Children To Fight On TV