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“Now porn stars can finally enjoy eggs with phallic eggs by Rollie!”

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March 28, 2013 on That’s Your Egg Cooking Machine

Is this YouTube’s challenge to House of Cards? Good luck.

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March 11, 2013 on So Jash Is OUR Generation’s SuperDeluxe? (NO PARENTS ALLOWED SENTENCE!)

I explode after 20 seconds of listening to a Gwyneth Paltrow interview, is that similar to this?

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March 11, 2013 on Try Not To Explode Today, OK?

And soon it’s the weekend:

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March 1, 2013 on This Week In GIFs!

That must be the news anchor’s first cat video, because it wasn’t THAT funny. I bet she went home and got on (because she never changed her default web browser), typed in “funny cat videos”, and never showed up for work the next day.

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March 1, 2013 on News Anchor Laughing Uncontrollably At Fat Cat Is The Internet

Cinderella isn’t allowed to have that many lines of dialogue.

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March 1, 2013 on Is Emma Watson YOUR Cinderella, Though? Huh?

Shut up, Wesley! You’ll have your turn!

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February 20, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Patrick Stewart In A Ball Pit

That’s the most wired toilet, ever.

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February 11, 2013 on Valentine’s Day Is THIS Thursday!

That little girl is the only person in the center of a venn diagram of Bad Brains fans and Seinfeld fans.

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February 11, 2013 on Little Girl Hears Bad Brains, Is Immediately The Punkest

Smell you later, Fresh Prince.

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February 11, 2013 on Shhhh, Don’t Wake Up Will Smith!

To John McCain Thanks for Everything, Sarah Palin

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January 12, 2011 on Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies

Don’t Be a Maverick to Alaska While Drinking Your Tea in the Woods

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January 12, 2011 on Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies

Mine from Twitter:

The Thin Red Line of Lipstick
Bristol and Todd’s Excellent Adventure
The Hunt for Red November
Ice Age: Dawn of the Deniers
Glenn and Sarah make a Wacko
Live Free or Die Shooting
Eternal Sunshine of an Asshole Mind
The Stupidest Thing

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January 12, 2011 on Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies


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December 21, 2010 on The Videogum Pets Of 2010 Photo/Video Round-Up