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The conspiracy theorist in me thinks that she just likes recording a lot of music quickly, and this is her way of putting it all out with out pulling a Lil B.

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May 31, 2012 on Hear Lana Del Rey’s Debut LP As May Jailer

I love you all so much right now.

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May 14, 2012 on Gotye Is First To Top Hot 100, Alternative & Dance Charts Simultaneously

I’m sure this is just a prelim- pre-mastered/mixed version, but I really can’t deal with how those high-mids are pumping out over the vocals. I feel like I’m losing all the beautiful detail in his voice that I loved on the first album.

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May 7, 2012 on Passion Pit – “Take A Walk”

Scott, I have to ask, where’s that photo from you use every week? Is it stock? Or is it the videogum yelling kid all growed up and race-changed?

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April 20, 2012 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Predicting a lot of confused calls to college campuses from parents this morning.

“Honey, we saw the Dying Ant Wood on Letterman last night. Does she have a disease?”

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February 7, 2012 on Watch Die Antwoord On Letterman

Damn you Ol’ Thompson, you just beat me to it! Must be because you’re so Ol’!

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January 27, 2012 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Pffftt. The Kevin Eubanks-Chris Kattan Panini-off was WAY better.

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January 11, 2012 on Tina Fey Won’t Bond With The Roots: UPDATE!

You know, there are a lot of countries down a dictator right now. Maybe we should be worried.

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January 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole

Mr.Neeson is taking on projects of a different Hugh.

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November 14, 2011 on Liam Neeson Peed His Pants

I know right? Don’t you wish there was a way to demarcate internet space into “parent land” and “people my age” land?

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November 9, 2011 on Your Boyfriend Resigns As Oscars Producer!

Yes please! Giant Oscar statues killing celebrities! Car chases down the aisle? An inexplicable Blue Man Group performance?

Let’s do this!

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November 9, 2011 on Your Boyfriend Resigns As Oscars Producer!

SOMEONE’S about to announce a very special duet with Elton John that makes him not homophobic by some bizarre entertainment logic!!!

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November 9, 2011 on Your Boyfriend Resigns As Oscars Producer!

Can we talk about how talented the other musicians in Maroon 5 are? It always makes me sad when you see an act that is 100% shots of the highly marketed singer whilst the dudes with master’s degrees in Music Performance play perfect rhythms and articulations for 4 minutes.

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November 7, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5

The “sex with animals” jokes were actually really funny. Because that has always bothered me about Greek Mythology. Andy Samberg as dolphin-Poseidon was THE BEST

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November 7, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Charlie Day And Maroon 5

How is Ark Music Factory not a Conservative Christian Rock Disco Production Company?

“You Better WERK It…As a man does with a woman, and in no other way”

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November 2, 2011 on Operation Watch This: Jon Ronson’s On-Line Documentary About Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

But also, eww, Herman Cain, Don’t Go To Bed, because Bed is where sexy things happen, and you’re gross.

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November 1, 2011 on Let Me Help: Herman Cain’s Non-Sexual Gesture

I was totally coming in here to Winwood the heigt-height thing, but you fixed it!

You fast, Kelly!

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November 1, 2011 on Let Me Help: Herman Cain’s Non-Sexual Gesture

Thank God Herman Cain will never know how much they smoke in Uzbekistan, where it is, who its leader is, or how vitally important it is to U.S. defense interests in the region.

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October 31, 2011 on Herman Cain Does NOT Think Smoking Is Cool

I told you whipper-snappers not to get rid of that fainting couch! Now look what happened!

Lordy, I need to sit down, this corset has crushed several more of my vertebrae.

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October 31, 2011 on Woman Responds To Marriage Proposal Like A True Lady

Amrit, you’re the travel guide to my heart now. This is great!

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October 17, 2011 on Iceland Airwaves 2011 In Words And Photos