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i know it’s only Monday, but if she isn’t the topic of this week’s You Can Make It Up i will be so disappointed. or are our digital communication grids going to be out by that time? I started drifting a little bit halfway through the video.

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November 8, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Colleen Thomas

İsmailrolled, all of us.

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August 25, 2010 on The Social Network’s Soundtrack Is Great!

really pleased to see a post tagged “Genitals, Weathermen.”

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May 3, 2010 on The TWSS Archives: Tennessee Weather Report

or, more specifically, i think it’s called a “magnifying glass.”

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April 21, 2010 on TV Hat Is For Jerks!

I don’t think an “adjustable HD lens” is a thing.

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April 21, 2010 on TV Hat Is For Jerks!

ack – a minute too late. my shitty wild west cowboy hat off to you, the dude.

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August 13, 2009 on Best New Party Game 6

Back to the Entirely Replaced Family

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August 13, 2009 on Best New Party Game 6

Hopefully wearing clear Jellies will be what starts getting Dudeists martyred or thrown to lions.
(i’m angry I had to type “dudeist”)

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August 12, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: “Dudeism” Is Not A Religion

I think we can all agree that the swear-word-cut-off trope is The Worst?.
But more importantly, is this movie a re-imagining of Batman and Robin, if Pamela Isley hadn’t become Poison Ivy, had met a guy, fallen in love, quit her botanist job, and settled down?

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August 12, 2009 on To Be Fair, I Am Not Motherhood’s Target Audience

Hanging Ourselves Party at my house!
because this exists. it’s just the last straw.

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August 11, 2009 on Party! Pizza Party! Video Pizza Party!

thank you monsters.

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August 11, 2009 on The NYC Prep Finale Drinking Game

So are they saying “bdm” on the show, like “she should have bdm-ed me,” like a text message? I can’t figure out what this means. I’ve been googling “bdm teen slang” for fuck’s sake. This show makes me feel ancient.

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August 11, 2009 on The NYC Prep Finale Drinking Game

let’s not go crazy, now.

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August 10, 2009 on The Legendary Jeremy Piven/Chris Kattan Feud Of 2009

Brad O’Farrell, you are my favorite.

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August 9, 2009 on NSFW: You Can Ruin Your Friend’s Life With Fake Porn, Kind Of

This also stirs up memories of Beverly Cleary’s book Dear Mr. Henshaw for me.

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August 7, 2009 on Sincerely, John Hughes

so well-stated. Tenure!
also what is your excellent avatar?

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August 6, 2009 on Jay Leno’s New Show Is Going To Be Nuts! (It Is Not Going To Be Nuts)

i feel like i need a nap after reading this post.

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August 5, 2009 on Today Is Officially An Average Amount Of Megan Fox Day

But I need to know how to show off with a piece of string!

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August 5, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: Learn How 2 Be Cool With Malcolm Jamal Warner

going for this week’s Most-Downvoted, huh?

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August 1, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

George Clooney’s voice is a little distracting, but otherwise yay! Reclaim “twee” you guys.

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July 30, 2009 on Fantastic Mr. Fox Looks (Wait For It) Fantastic