Jake the Dog

Comments from Jake the Dog

Upvoted immediately after I read FRINGerprints. Now to go read the rest of the comment.
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July 31, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E03: Don’t Fly Too Close To The JERK!
He bought it after his first cook with Gale, and Gale recited "When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer" to him afterward. Basically, it was a moment when they bonded over just LOVING chemistry SO MUCH. In this episode, his chortle and subsequent tossing away of the book seemed like a "remember when I wasn't a crazy greedy lunatic about all this?" moment.
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July 30, 2012 on Breaking Bad S05E03: Don’t Fly Too Close To The JERK!
I liked it, but I did find myself thinking "Nolan! Show, don't tell!" a lot. Like when Catwoman is all mad at that guy who hired her in the beginning, and he spends A LOT of time explaining the thing she wants directly to her, even though she'd be like "yeah, duh, that thing. I know what it is." Also, I really hated the big switch for Marion Cotillard's character in the end. I felt like it made Bane less awesome to have him be a thug, rather than the mastermind. I honestly felt like the film would have been just fine--better actually--if they had not written her character in. Before her big switch, she was a very empty character, and after her switch, she was a very lame villain who hijacked a lot of Bane's bad-ass character development. UGH. Just too many things going on, I think.
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July 23, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Dark Knight Rises
It's about time Choice Movie Hissy Fit went to the right person. Congrats to Miss Theron!
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July 23, 2012 on Your 2012 Teen Choice Award Winners
[These rays] may be blue, but [they're] the bomb.
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July 20, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: Breaking Bad Season 4 On Blu-Ray And A Poster!
"Nick Offerman? More like Pick Othermen" - The Emmys
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July 19, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Nominations
oh man. I did not expect those alpacas to be that funny.
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July 18, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
I am oooooohhhhhh sooooooo excited for Sleepwalk With Me.
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July 13, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Wait. Are Michael Strahan and Josh Groban really the other two options? Does no one else want to host a morning news show? Those both seem like pretty far off from the first people I would call.
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July 11, 2012 on BREAKING: Seth Meyers Will NOT Be Replacing Regis On Live!
I'm too excited to apply jokes to this.
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July 11, 2012 on ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT FOR NETFLIX NEWS YOU GUYS
I wish that IT Crowd pilot would just... DISAPPEAR http://i49.tinypic.com/166k587.jpg
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July 5, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
"This is Scotland. Why are we having a barbeque? All our food is wet."
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July 4, 2012 on Conversation Starters For Your Barbecue
If I only had more upvotes to give
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July 4, 2012 on Conversation Starters For Your Barbecue
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June 30, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Let me show you HOW... IT'S... DONE http://i45.tinypic.com/4duyq.jpg
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June 23, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
MY favourite summertime song http://i47.tinypic.com/ztzp89.jpg
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June 21, 2012 on Summertime And The Living Is Easy, Unless You’re Dead
Lady knocks on the door "Taken"
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June 11, 2012 on Headline Of The Day
It's out in the UK already, surprisingly. It's not as bad as you're hearing. BUT. It's not great.
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June 4, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman
Initially, I totally missed that this is a joke and was confused at the upvotes.
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June 1, 2012 on Two Men Shot In Fight Over Kool Aid
Why does KK look so sad all the time? He's a successful rapper named after a delicious doughnut. He's living the dream.
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June 1, 2012 on Krispy Kreme – “Best Friends”
Thought this guy's bed was a hospital bed at first glance, which made my first thought: "He's recovering from something quite well."
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May 31, 2012 on How To Dance In The Club Plus Other Ways to Dance In The Club
Ahhh I got over excited http://oi48.tinypic.com/35i7zap.jpg
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May 31, 2012 on Flesh To Nutella, No Back
http://comicalconcept.com/illustration/minstrel-cycle/web.jpg?1331685150
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May 31, 2012 on Flesh To Nutella, No Back
I remember quite a few times when I was all alone and cried out for Finn to come rescue me.
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May 30, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
I find Cantaloupe to be the finest name for a thief I've ever heard.
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May 30, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos