Cabrande

Comments from Cabrande

I could make better music than this. I don't even know how to make music, but I could one up this.
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June 12, 2012 on French Montana – “Pop That” (Feat. Rick Ross, Drake & Lil Wayne)
What is he talking about? I'd LOVE! to see old people chasing ghosts, if there's a specific age group I want to see chasing ghosts, it Old People. Preferably fat ones.
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December 22, 2011 on Bill Murray Shredded The Ghostbusters 3 Screenplay! (Allegedly!)
Champagne Taste. Where is Champagne Taste?
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December 16, 2011 on The Gummy Awards: Your Favorite Viral Videos Of 2011
Pirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the black forest cake
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August 3, 2011 on Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies
I think we need to move grandpa into hospice, hes confused with the phone, he forgets to eat with silverwear, I just think it would be best for him.
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July 19, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Rupert Murdoch Gets A Pie In His Face
I knew when my Blastoise ran away, he'd cause trouble
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July 19, 2011 on Exploding Sewer Charms You Despite Yourself
"Cat touch this..." - MC Hammer
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July 18, 2011 on DJ KITTENZ IN DA HOUSE!
The nazis line in the movie when confronted by Penn: "I did nazi that coming!"
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July 13, 2011 on We Need To Talk About The This Must Be The Place Trailer Right Now
Where'd he get that hand-held Lindsay Lohan? They make those now?
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June 29, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Al Roker
He should'v gone inside a grabbed a Gator-AID! At least he's alright. The Sun-chips always brighter on the other side.
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June 23, 2011 on Horrible And Confusing 7-11 Hit-And-Run
Would you like some Salt with that Russian conspiracy?
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June 7, 2011 on What Should The Tagline Be For Salt 2?
"You know the name. You know the number."SALT 2
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June 7, 2011 on What Should The Tagline Be For Salt 2?
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
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June 7, 2011 on What Should The Tagline Be For Salt 2?
He should change his name to "Liars Von Trier"
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May 18, 2011 on Lars Von Trier Is NOT A Nazi?!
Fuhrer rhymes with Trier. Must be true!
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May 18, 2011 on Lars Von Trier Is A Nazi
I was more impressed with the judges, they showed us all what having fun is supposed to look like.
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May 12, 2011 on That’s your Grandma: Michael Jackson Grandma
If you let him near the fridge, he'll never leave.
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May 12, 2011 on Childhood Obesity Takes a Turn for the Positive
Is this a new show for FOX or something? I just don't get it.
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April 28, 2011 on Make Believe Trailer, You Guys
I'm assuming it was one of these: "Oh great, now my twitters gonna explode like your hamstring." or "Oh no, not the ham sandwich....... I mean hamSTRING!"
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April 6, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Kirstie Alley Falling On Dancing With The Stars
Beverly Hurlz...That's where I want to be! (hurley, hurley)
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August 9, 2010 on Weezer – “Memories”
Now that I have your attention, and my degree from the University of Phoenix, I just want everyone made aware I'm now under the moniker Orlando Boom Shakalaka.
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July 13, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Orlando Bloom’s Honorary Degree
All these woman's sexual harassment claims were not processed by there HR manager, so they settled for group photo.
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July 6, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of The Daily Show
They might make it to the next level, But they wont make it to next year.
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May 26, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: ‘Gum Bowl Edition
The only thing entertaining about this movie was Russell Crowe's Bore-N-Arrow But all seriousness aside, having not actually seen this movie, I feel as though I have already seen it.
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May 17, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Robin Hood
Mounds of trash continue to pile up in across New Jersey; Guido's that is, not garbage.
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May 4, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
Seen here; Larry King Stabs defenseless child with Imaginary Knife after learning of his wife's affair with there sons baseball coach. There sons really awesome baseball coach.
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April 28, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Larry King At A Dodgers Game
Apparently Goku was giving an inspiring, tear inducing best man speech until Freiza showed up to thwart the entire ceremony. Luckily for all in attendance, Piccilo was the bouncer, and swiftly resolved the fued, and everyone laughed and ate wedding cake and danced till the sun came up.
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November 25, 2009 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy, Part Five And A Half