Comments from Calliwell

The old ipad was black and had some fat, the new one is white and skinnier. There's a joke to be made here but I don't know if I can see it.
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March 2, 2011 on iPad 2 Open Thread
Listen, I haven't been here in months and I still nominate BELOVED. So come on Gabe, on with it.
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November 19, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty
I also like to add that Alejandro looks like Louie Anderson.
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June 8, 2010 on Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Video, You Guys
At some point she is going to look at herself in the mirror and say "what have I been doing for the past few years? Oh my pores!" and I'll be there, arms crossed and with holding facial wipes.
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June 8, 2010 on Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Video, You Guys
I don't know if I'm alone in this, but from what I've heard so far...I'm pretty let down. I appreciate when artists take chances with their sound but this...just sounds lazy.
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May 10, 2010 on M.I.A. – “XXXO”
All you monsters are pretty attractive. I would bang every one of you, and then call you the next day to meet up for cake. Post-Coital Cake.
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April 9, 2010 on Happy 2nd Birthday, Videogum
I'm still voting BELOVED for the hunt! B E L O V E D (If you've seen this movie 1. you'll agree with its nomination and 2. you'd get why I typed it like that.)
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April 6, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Down To You
If we were in the same room, then we'd all be made to do trust exercises. I don't hate the gifs because of you, I hate you because of the gifs. Falling! (I just all hope you'd yell CATCHING in return.)
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March 17, 2010 on Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism
I saw Topher Grace at the drug store. He was buying dental floss. #tophertips
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March 17, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?
I didn't pay attention to this video because once I hit play I turned up the volume and my friend and I did the Kid N' Play dance.
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February 26, 2010 on Come Join Our Dance Party!
I was going to come in and yell I DID IT I AM SMRT but seeing you all ruined that dream. Thanks dream crushers! Also I'm digging this new site, it looks all official and business like now. Videogum: Where )) does meets (( for ever. You can have that one Gabe, for the downloadable blog business cards.
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February 23, 2010 on Some Heads Remain Caught In Yogurt Cups
I just wanted to point out that this guy is very real. He has an apprentice named Pavel (The Lover) who approached me and my friends at the subway. I wish I kept his business card, but he did state he was a graduate of Dimitri's school of picking up women. So shit just got grosser because theirs MORE THAN ONE OF THESE GUYS.
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February 17, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: The Movie
Ay Papi! (Someone had to say it.)
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January 7, 2010 on That’s Your Perfume: White Diamond Perfume
Anything room related automatically gets upvoted IN MY HEART. I went with my real name on this tip, whoops!
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January 6, 2010 on A Tommy Wiseau Puppet Answers Questions About The Room, FINALLY!
I will never stop loving that baby monster pic.
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December 24, 2009 on The 25 Most Commented Videogum Posts Of 2009
Awww yeah, loving the Neon Indian vs Pixies! Happy Holidays everyone!
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December 24, 2009 on Stereogum & team9 Present… MySplice 4: 2009 Mashed Up
I couldn't make it to the party, I was too busy eating my words. Ok, so you didn't end up having pizza by yourself (but how funny would that be for pictures)...anyways you win alright! YA, I'M BURNT!
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December 18, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Please take photos for a "caption this!" segment or just pictures for us to live vicariously through you guys going out tonight. If you don't then, "you'd be surprised at how much this never happened." Or if no one shows up and it's only you at a table crying over pizza, then don't forget I said "THIS IS A VERY BAD IDEA" BECAUSE I CAN'T BE THERE, Mr. Delahaye!
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December 15, 2009 on Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!)
There's Canadian monsters (I'm one of them.)
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December 3, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
WE'RE A FAMILY GUYS! Love you too Gabe!
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November 25, 2009 on Thank(sgiving) You, Monsters