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I'd watch Don and Ginsberg hang out, watch the game, drink some brews, jerk each other off, see who can cum the farthest, no gay shit.
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May 29, 2012 on Mad Men: This Is A Good Show
She realizes that the Today Show is less important than a child's dump, you don't have to be that smart to get that.
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May 14, 2012 on Tiny Today Show Genius Has To Poop, NOW
He also made possibly the only genuine apology any celebrity has ever issued after saying something bigoted.
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April 27, 2012 on The Videogum Tracy Morgan Promise: Tracy Morgan’s Gerbil Wheat Thins Commercial
Gourmet tip: eat a Chicken in a Biscuit and a Bacon Thin at the same time for that classic chicken club experience
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April 27, 2012 on The Videogum Tracy Morgan Promise: Tracy Morgan’s Gerbil Wheat Thins Commercial
I've only been to Hooters once and I didn't find it sexy at all. Probably shouldn't blame Hooters for that though, I was six years old.
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April 27, 2012 on Tips For Solo Dining
You're welcome, cinebuddy ;)
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April 27, 2012 on Tips For Solo Dining
I don't approve of the phrase "you don't know where it's been." It's a dog's tongue, you know damn well it's been in the dog's asshole. The phrase should be "don't let that dog lick you, it licks its own asshole."
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April 26, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Yeah I'm more of a lime man myself but anyone who says they don't like orange sherbet is a damn liar
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April 23, 2012 on Mad Men: Orange Sherbet You Glad I Didn’t Say LSD?
he was busy FUCKING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, because once you find out that he FUCKED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, then the only context you can imagine Morgan Freeman in THE CONTEXT OF FUCKING HIS GRANDDAUGHTER
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April 23, 2012 on The Perfect (Not Perfect) Crime: Stealing A Penguin From Sea World
Well how are we supposed to find out, actually WATCH that old malarkey? No thank you, no thank you.
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April 17, 2012 on Mad Men: More People Should Settle Petty Disagreements With Bare Knuckle Fist Fights
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE MARQUESS OF QUEENSBURY [fisticuff noises]
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April 17, 2012 on Mad Men: More People Should Settle Petty Disagreements With Bare Knuckle Fist Fights
His knees killed him in self defense
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April 3, 2012 on A Skip Down Memory Lane With “The Skipper”
My conspiracy theory: a studio was thinking of making an adaptation of this comic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pax_Romana_(comics) Instead they pay this guy on Reddit like $20, creating plausible deniability against the idea that they're ripping off the comic.
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March 22, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: You’re Not Going To Get A Movie Deal Through Reddit
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I'm still scarred from seeing Child's Play when I was 5, this picture is triggering my fight or flight response such that I want to murder everybody ever, set fire to the whole world just to be rid of the possibility of ever encountering this in real life.
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March 21, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: All The Chuckies
What Rick goes back to Shane's grave to do...it's beyond pornographic. Right after I read it, a pastor appeared in my living room and punched me in the solar plexus, no lie.
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March 13, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E12: Two Shanes Enter, One Shane BRAINS!
Maybe it was part of the contract that Robert Kirkman's horrible issues with women (lack of understanding and empathy, appallingly regressive gender roles, being a fat ol' nerd) had to become part of the show, so the rape was forgotten/forgiven. (Nerds)
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March 13, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E12: Two Shanes Enter, One Shane BRAINS!
See I don't know what they're playing at, they have Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu, but neither Power Man nor Iron Fist? What kind of 70's is this?
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March 13, 2012 on Super Hero Disco Dance Party