CarolineA

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Confession Time: I WUZ rally a skwirrel.
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February 6, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Drink every time Andy Daly gives a reads a line devoid of any humor but actually makes it funny because he's Andy Daly (if I am to believe the trailers, I'll get wasted on this one).
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April 14, 2011 on The Paul Reiser Show Drinking Game
I don't know why this story in particular has broken my two year streak of not commenting (except for that one day Becca guest-blogged), but it has. I voted. Yay for nerds coming together and making good things happen for people who deserve it.
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April 12, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Eileen F For New York Yankees Bat Girl
Great jobskies Beccaskies! Sorry I didn't comment more, but these monsters are straight scary and I'm afraid they're going to straight ridicule me.
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February 17, 2011 on What Could Have Been (But I’m Super Ok With It Not Having Been)
UNFUNNY COMMENT ALERT: Everyone should check out Street Gang. It's a nonfiction book about the formation of the Children's Television Workshop. Really good. AND A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!
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February 17, 2011 on Is Sesame Street a Liberal Conspiracy??!1?!?
Now now now, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Did we all see how the end of the video features a screencap of the CBS website asking to send in shirtless photos? It happens at 3:06. Which means at 3:06 Chicago time (which is the only city that goes by Illuminati (capitalized out of respect) time), dozens of shirtless NWO agents will be spraying "chemicals" quietly in the bushes of Lincoln Park. You can tell who they are by their knit caps, heavy coats, and cardboard signs warning us of this apocalypse. Godspeed to you all.
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February 17, 2011 on Beware The Chemtrails Of … February
I see how this works. You spend all this time BEGGING me to PLEASE comment on your lowly little blog to see that I don't even get a paragraph in it? For shame Becca, for shame!
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February 17, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Becca
Gabe, you took the words right out of my mouth.
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August 3, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Funny People
"Give me a Gob" "Gob!" Oh Michael Cera...you used to be so cute....
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June 30, 2009 on There Is Always Real Life Money In The Real Life Banana Stand
Good thing there were no Billy Mays references, or there would be no movie left.
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June 29, 2009 on How Long Until The Latoya Jackson Scene From Bruno Leaks?
I'm not neccesarily mourning over Billy Mays loss, but I absolutely cannot STAND Vince Offer (aka the Shamwow guy) and I know that people are going to make him the new "pitchguy". Billy Mays at least had some class.
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June 29, 2009 on True Blood/Billy Mays Open Thread
It's nice to know that the sardonic bloggers we count on for woof's and farts also have a tender side. Gabe, we'll be here for you if you need anything, promise :)
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June 29, 2009 on First, Let’s Address The Thing
First of all, I just want to make it clear that I'm in no way crying, because, I mean come on....of course I'm not crying. So, now that's covered. Definitely not crying. Didn't start wanting to cry about halfway through and then, whence realizing how ridiculous that it was, actually start crying. So, that's completely out of the question. If this were facebook, you'd probably be asking us to leave a favorite memory. Since we're not facebook friends (but you could totally add me if you wanted...just sayin), I have to do it here. My favorite memory was when someone was bitching about the Paul Rudd coverage and I defended it and you commented me back "xoxo". I felt like maybe if I happened to be in New York that day and I'd run into you, we might have gone out for cocktails and you'd get a little tipsy and we might start making out but I'd DEFINITELY not tell anybody (just sayin) because that's where our friendship was. My mother has no idea how much she's going to miss you, but she is. This past year was my first away from her, and she relied on weekly videos of cute baby animals and Paul Rudd outtakes. Now she'll be screwed. I will conclude with a favorite quote, that I'm sure you'll be familiar with: "If you love something, sometimes you have to let it go. And if it's meant to be, you just....grab it"- Wheeler, Role Models.
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
I vote Maria Bamford!
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June 26, 2009 on Which Former Beauty Queen Should Be Videogum’s New Spokeschick?
That's my state
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June 26, 2009 on Hurricane Chris Been Had My Vote
Our hearts are like the horse And Videogum is like the shark Seriously Linds, can't you just hang out for a few more weeks or whatever?
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June 26, 2009 on Here’s The Gross Thing I Promised: Shark Eats Dead Horse
Wow, I thought I was going to have more time to prepare. Worry not Lindsay, by the end of the day I will have created an opus to your memory (it might just be a really cute lolcat that I find). Ugh.....it is without hyperbole that I say YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
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June 26, 2009 on That’s It, I’m Retiring After Today
This makes me want to go back and watch the episode of Party Down where Henry takes ectasy. "She's going to get a facefull of jizz, and she's going to like it. So, which one is the surprise?"
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June 25, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: This Girl On Acid
Ugh, Eugene Levy......can you please stop making terrible career decisions?
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June 25, 2009 on We Need To Talk About Gooby
Ugh, Eugene Levy......can you please stop making terrible career decisions?
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June 25, 2009 on We Need To Talk About Gooby