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“Arlo once stalked comics darling Mary Worth, until he got drunk and drove off a cliff.”

NAILED IT.

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January 23, 2013 on The Puppy Bowl IX Starting Lineup

No one will ever be Schroeder, but DOGGAMMIT, Bessie will try.

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January 23, 2013 on The Puppy Bowl IX Starting Lineup

I literally just came here for the PUPPY BOWL STARTING LINE UP. OH MY GOD.

I’m sorry, but I am torn between Team Ronnie and Team Tattoo.

Ronnie looks like he’s seen some serious stuff in his puppy life.

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January 24, 2012 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VIII!

Who invites a Necromancer to a graveyard to fight? That is like inviting a gun to a bullet factory to throwdown.

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August 15, 2011 on True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side

Oh man, this was my birthday too. :-(

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May 18, 2011 on Teen Korner: Special Edish: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBERT PATTINSON!!

Oh man I’l be in tech week for my show. Oh man…

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? APRIL 8TH, VIDEOGUM SEES ANNIE.

Actually no, I could not ask that of you.

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March 19, 2011 on The Videogum 3rd-Anniversary Comedy Show And Party, Thursday, April 7th, Is Going To Be THE BEST!

I think I love you.

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March 6, 2011 on Glee S02E14: Everyone is Aware of Alcohol

I CAN’T DEAL.

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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!

I sent in the tip, and now I am insanely proud that it was cool enough to be breaking news. I am the dorkest.

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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!

I have literally been preparing for the Puppy Bowl since the last Puppy Bowl. I’m waiting for that puppy to come along that will replace Schroeder as the MVP of my heart.

Right now? It’s a toss up between Oliver, Little Red, and Lindy this year. I mean, Little Red looks like a precious moments dog figurine made flesh.

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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!

I am ashamed to admit that I watched the entire thing. THE WHOLE THING.

IT MADE ME WAAAAATCH.

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January 24, 2011 on Funny Quotes From Mean Girls 2

Medical Intern Mildlyunsettlinglike: or How I Learned to Stop Being Vaguely Uneasy and Sort of Like the Bomb.

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January 7, 2011 on Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies

I nominate Seeing Other People.

…if Jay Mohr can be considered an A-list or B-List star.

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January 4, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011

I’m really excited for the Puppy Bowl this year you guys. That’s like a holiday…right?

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December 30, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum

This is totally epic.

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December 10, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6XkU5_BUxw

I apologize for the fact that I look ridiculous.

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December 9, 2010 on Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere

Well, I was ashamed when I realized that Ken was in bed with a Bratz doll. This means, as we all know, that Ken’s sordid strangely proportioned mistress is also underage. Barbie is going to sue Ken’s ass for EVERYTHING.

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December 9, 2010 on Glee S02E10: “Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!”—Rude Homosexuals

IT WAS EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT COULD BE.

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December 7, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way

But he’s not even a good racist.

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December 2, 2010 on The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke