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"Arlo once stalked comics darling Mary Worth, until he got drunk and drove off a cliff." NAILED IT.
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January 23, 2013 on The Puppy Bowl IX Starting Lineup
No one will ever be Schroeder, but DOGGAMMIT, Bessie will try.
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January 23, 2013 on The Puppy Bowl IX Starting Lineup
I literally just came here for the PUPPY BOWL STARTING LINE UP. OH MY GOD. I'm sorry, but I am torn between Team Ronnie and Team Tattoo. Ronnie looks like he's seen some serious stuff in his puppy life.
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January 24, 2012 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VIII!
Who invites a Necromancer to a graveyard to fight? That is like inviting a gun to a bullet factory to throwdown.
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August 15, 2011 on True Blood S04E08: Keats And Yeats Are On Your Side
Oh man I'l be in tech week for my show. Oh man... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? APRIL 8TH, VIDEOGUM SEES ANNIE. Actually no, I could not ask that of you.
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March 19, 2011 on The Videogum 3rd-Anniversary Comedy Show And Party, Thursday, April 7th, Is Going To Be THE BEST!
I sent in the tip, and now I am insanely proud that it was cool enough to be breaking news. I am the dorkest.
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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!
I have literally been preparing for the Puppy Bowl since the last Puppy Bowl. I'm waiting for that puppy to come along that will replace Schroeder as the MVP of my heart. Right now? It's a toss up between Oliver, Little Red, and Lindy this year. I mean, Little Red looks like a precious moments dog figurine made flesh.
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January 25, 2011 on Announcing The Starting Line-Up For Puppy Bowl VII!
I am ashamed to admit that I watched the entire thing. THE WHOLE THING. IT MADE ME WAAAAATCH.
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January 24, 2011 on Funny Quotes From Mean Girls 2
Medical Intern Mildlyunsettlinglike: or How I Learned to Stop Being Vaguely Uneasy and Sort of Like the Bomb.
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January 7, 2011 on Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies
I nominate Seeing Other People. ...if Jay Mohr can be considered an A-list or B-List star.
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January 4, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011
I'm really excited for the Puppy Bowl this year you guys. That's like a holiday...right?
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December 30, 2010 on Happy Holidays From Videogum
http://i55.tinypic.com/3509ely.jpg
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December 10, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6XkU5_BUxw I apologize for the fact that I look ridiculous.
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December 9, 2010 on Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere
Well, I was ashamed when I realized that Ken was in bed with a Bratz doll. This means, as we all know, that Ken's sordid strangely proportioned mistress is also underage. Barbie is going to sue Ken's ass for EVERYTHING.
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December 9, 2010 on Glee S02E10: “Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!”—Rude Homosexuals
IT WAS EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT COULD BE.
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December 7, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Jingle All The Way
I'm more offended that he still uses hotmail. AM I RIGHT. Right you guys? Hotmail is totally an archaic institution and gmail is totes where it's at? ...rimshot.
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December 2, 2010 on The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke
oh God I also nominate Jingle all the Way.
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November 22, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees
I work at the Gap, and I want to take this time to apologize for our pricing, because it is awful. As for the solemn look we customers give you when there is not a sale, it is most likely because our souls have been beaten to the point where we no longer feel feelings. "I WANT TO RETURN THIS FOR FULL PRICE WITHOUT A RECEIPT." The people say as they shove a worn and washed sweatshirt from 2008 in my direction. "I BOUGHT IT LAST WEEK I SWEAR." Much like the prostitute of commerce, I usually find myself staring at the ceiling and thinking of England every time a costumer tries to screw me. I am not whining, once again I don't feel feelings, I just got back from an 8 hour shift where a costumer made me call every store in the tri-state area to find a pair of "anklepants."
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November 22, 2010 on Look Like This!: Harry Potter
I am going as Sexy Teddy Roosevelt. I KNOW, IT'S REDUNANT.
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October 28, 2010 on Halloween Costume Open Thread
I am lonely. I am depressed. What friends I do have in real life are all at least an hour away from me. I literally live an empty life of meaningless work with absolutely nothing to look forward to on a regular basis. What I do look forward to? The Monster's Ball. So thank you.
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October 10, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/49/t4xvzs.jpg I love them all.
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October 7, 2010 on The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists