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 0Posted on Jun 13th | re: Let's Shortlist The Song Of The Summer 2013 (280 comments)

Get Lucky is the obvious choice.

Melt Yourself Down’s We Are Enough is a better, less obvious choice.

 +2Posted on May 21st | re: Premature Evaluation: Queens Of The Stone Age ...Like Clockwork (61 comments)

This evaluation manages to overemphasize the collaborators while not even mentioning the Desert Sessions.

The Desert Sessions was the lab with collaborators, QotSA was what percolated at the top. I think it’s impressive that Homme has ditched the lab entirely and now relies solely on his vision and his songs. Since even Era Vulgaris featured a Desert Sessions leftover (Make It Wit Chu), you could say this is the first album that’s purely about Josh Homme and the musicians he has selected. It is a fantastic achievement if only for Homme’s new level of confidence in his own writing. He had never written anything remotely as emotionally raw as The Vampyre of Time and Memory. The fucker’s been constantly getting better since the very first Kyuss album in 1991 and he’s still improving at 40.

 +6Posted on Feb 11th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

Actually, it’s worse than unbecoming. It’s the straw that broke this page’s back.

The “controversy” of defending the immensely popular – and the ensuing flood of comments – is probably the exact reason someone like Tom makes a living out of this. It gathers a lot of clicks. I’m not really surprised that Tom proceeds to basically tell us that we all have a stick up our butt for not enjoying M&S. It’s to be expected, it’s like the Miranda Lambert AotW and the Defense of Skrillex all over again.

But to read that this is what counts as a professionally successful webpage on Stereogum, and that none of us readers are good enough to come up with such a clever angle, well, that makes me want to stick to amateur music writers. I’ll go and remove Stereogum from my RSS feed now. I’ll see you when I see you.

 +1Posted on Feb 10th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

That was great, Tom! Now do Red Hot Chili Peppers!

 +6Posted on Feb 10th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

A tiny bit of humility would be much more becoming, Tom.

 0Posted on Feb 10th | re: In Defense Of Mumford & Sons (341 comments)

Genuine? Who the hell cares? Celine Dion is genuine too.

I’ll take a clever front over shit genuine-ness any day.

 0Posted on Feb 8th | re: The 10 Best Les Savy Fav Songs (27 comments)

Chris once rubbed a microphone on my head, just to see if it’d make a sound.

Inches is fantastic, I wouldn’t even mind if the list had one or two extra songs off of it – I love No Sleeves for some reason.

 0Posted on Feb 5th | re: Stream Pissed Jeans Honeys (2 comments)

I’ve been making bad puns about Pissed Jeans having leaked for a week.

Fantastic album. Shellac’s Prayer to God has been dethroned as the great misanthropy anthem by Cafeteria Food.

 +4Posted on Feb 1st | re: The 10 Best OutKast Songs (152 comments)

This list feels like it was made by someone who doesn’t think OutKast is that great.

 0Posted on Jan 23rd | re: Album Of The Week: Free Energy Love Sign (72 comments)

Tom, if you like this album, you’re going to flip out when you hear John Cougar Mellencamp.

 0Posted on Jan 22nd | re: Stream Buke & Gase General Dome (3 comments)

And Zammuto too, I guess.

 0Posted on Jan 22nd | re: Stream Buke & Gase General Dome (3 comments)

Possibly Micachu & the Shapes.

 0Posted on Jan 9th | re: Factory Floor - "Fall Back" (3 comments)

That’s weird, I was just listening to 16-16-9-whatever last night, wishing another single would come soon.

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: Neurosis Albums From Worst To Best (8 comments)

For years I have thought I was the only one who felt Times of Grace was their absolute best.
I would’ve put Eye of Every Storm lower on the list, but otherwise this is fine.

 0Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 10 New Acts Of 2012 (85 comments)

Since the name of the category was “top new act”, not “rookie of the year”, Divine Fits and Father John Misty were fair game, but it should disqualify Death Grips, Grimes and Kendrick Lamar.

 +1Posted on Dec 5th, 2012 | re: Stereogum's Top 50 Albums Of 2012 (429 comments)

The Seer definitely is, yes.

 0Posted on Dec 5th, 2012 | re: Rolling Stone's 50 Best Albums Of 2012 (102 comments)

This is the Ann Coulter of year-end lists.

Swans – The Seer

 0Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: Joey Bada$$ - "Enter The Void" (Feat. Ab-Soul) (3 comments)

Chief Keef = no.
This = fuck yes.

 0Posted on Nov 13th, 2012 | re: Watch Father John Misty on Conan (7 comments)

I see something like Boz Scaggs and his crew in the video for JoJo.

 -1Posted on Nov 12th, 2012 | re: Chief Keef - "Kobe" Video (6 comments)

It seems like whips, weed and rhymes about shorties and strip clubs will always find an audience, even if said audience really should know better.

 +1Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: See The Worst Band T-Shirts Ever (10 comments)

I like The Police, and Maroon 5.

 +1Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Watch Lil Wayne Mangle "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" In San Francisco (7 comments)

Breaking: Guy who is not a singer doesn’t sing well!

 0Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: Stereogum x Styld.by With POP ETC: Part 3 (3 comments)

This is like a peek into some parallel dimension where shame doesn’t exist.

 0Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Fiona Apple Fires Back At Gossip Sites (31 comments)

Clickbait is right!