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 +3Posted on Feb 10th | re: Madonna Comments On M.I.A.'s Bird Flip (35 comments)

The Egyptian sun-goddess doesn’t approve of being eclipsed. This was supposed to be an event where people positively unite in awe of Her.

 +1Posted on Feb 6th | re: Read Liz Phair's Lana Del Rey Op-Ed For WSJ (17 comments)

I was willing to hear Phair’s opinion, I still have respect for her, but did she really have to use an emoticon in an opinion piece? Is that some kind of anarcho-feminist shit-stirring, to take on the male grammar establishment?

I thought Elizabeth Taylor was dead.

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Watch Lana Del Rey On Letterman (74 comments)

This was a decent performance, I was kinda rooting for her, but I still don’t get the persona. Having a persona is fine, being a singer who’s actually more of an actress is fine too, but she needs to figure out what the persona actually is and stick with it. For now, the contradictory messages and the flimsiness of the album make her sound unprepared. And having such a big media machine push an unprepared girl in this way makes me uncomfortable. I kinda feel bad for her.

And really, Stereogum, are you Gawker now? Paparazzi pictures? It’s like this girl is finally allowing you to scratch the trashy itch that’s been bothering you for months.

 +2Posted on Feb 2nd | re: James Murphy Coffee Coming Soon? (43 comments)

How could I stay mad at a Ween avatar?

 +6Posted on Jan 30th | re: James Murphy Coffee Coming Soon? (43 comments)

Movement. Think about it.

Disco Percolator

Never As Tired as When I’m Waking Up

Yr Starbuck’s a Sucker

 0Posted on Jan 30th | re: The Top 20 Steve Albini-Recorded Albums (72 comments)

Neither, Loder did mastering.

Good point though. It was actually recorded by Albini’s old friend Iain Burgess, in part if Burgess’s studio in France. But Albini probably still had more control on the recording than anyone else in the room.

 0Posted on Jan 27th | re: The Top 20 Steve Albini-Recorded Albums (72 comments)

Seriously though: Helmet’s “Meantime”. A genuine watershed of an album, even if Helmet didn’t end up aging particularly well.

Now let’s do the same list, but for Bob Weston.

 +2Posted on Jan 27th | re: The Top 20 Steve Albini-Recorded Albums (72 comments)

No love for Weiland’s “Happy in Galoshes”?

 0Posted on Jan 27th | re: The Top 20 Steve Albini-Recorded Albums (72 comments)

Albini only recorded Comfort, not Fantastic Planet.

 +2Posted on Jan 24th | re: Weird Merch Alert 2: Bonnie "Prince" Billy Coffee (9 comments)

Or is that… Ease Down the Throat?

 +4Posted on Jan 24th | re: Weird Merch Alert 2: Bonnie "Prince" Billy Coffee (9 comments)

I See a Dark Roast?

 +1Posted on Jan 13th | re: Top 10 Bands With Members Who Don't Play Anything (77 comments)

There could be a top 10 of Gwar members that don’t play anything. Sexecutioner, Sleazy P. Martini, Slymenstra Hymen, Gor-Gor, or anyone from their army of onstage slaves.

 0Posted on Jan 13th | re: Top 10 Bands With Members Who Don't Play Anything (77 comments)

If tambourines and maracas don’t count as playing something, I guess we could also count Martin Swope.

But really my first thought was Public Enemy’s Professor Griff and S1W.

 +1Posted on Jan 10th | re: The Shins - "Simple Song" (52 comments)

Come on, I’m sure you can find a more whimsical way to express that, can’t you?
Like, “You’re gloomy in the gut-a-roni”. That’s just off the top of my head.

 0Posted on Jan 10th | re: The Shins - "Simple Song" (52 comments)

Tom could wager that. He’d probably lose, but he can wager.

This is quintessential Shins. Hearing a Band of Horses influence means Tom probably never gave Mercer and co much ear time before.

 +4Posted on Jan 10th | re: The Shins - "Simple Song" (52 comments)

I’m not thumbing down the sentiment, but I’m definitely thumbing down the use of “jazzed in the ol’ pantaloons”.

 0Posted on Jan 9th | re: 10 Classic Albums Released 10 Years Into A Band's Career (131 comments)

Fever was not The Bee Gees’ reinvention – that was “Mr Natural” – but I can’t think of a single act that ever had this tremendous a success 10 years into their career.

Paired with The Clash, that album is about the best way to define 1977.

 0Posted on Jan 6th | re: 10 Classic Albums Released 10 Years Into A Band's Career (131 comments)

Huh…

 +2Posted on Jan 6th | re: 10 Classic Albums Released 10 Years Into A Band's Career (131 comments)

I know they’re very unhip calls, but :

Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath
and
Saturday Night Fever by The Bee-Gee’s.

 +1Posted on Jan 4th | re: The 10 Biggest Band Beefs Of 2011 (29 comments)

What, no top 10 of “Indie’s power couples” or “Indie rock’s most eligible bachelors”?

 0Posted on Jan 4th | re: In Memoriam: Bands We Lost In 2011 (71 comments)

Yes, goddammit, yes.

 0Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: Lana Del Rey - "Off To The Races" (Studio Version) (37 comments)

I gotta admit I truly would’ve enjoyed this in 1998.

 -2Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: R.I.P. Slim Dunkin (11 comments)

I believe Mr Knut’s reaction is not directed against hip hop in general, just against mediocrity. There’s quite a gap between dismissing Wacka Flocka and believing hip hop isn’t music.

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2011 | re: Pitchfork's Top 50 Albums Of 2011 (199 comments)

The Quietus put it on their list, a list I thoroughly endorse.