Comments from chameleon_street

This is not the droid you're looking for.
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August 2, 2011 on Gold Surprise
Isn't "strange anomaly" redundant? Come on Tin Foilers, step it up!
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August 2, 2011 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Are Swimming In The Ocean With You
Mitch Hedberg, I believe.
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July 14, 2011 on Michele Bachmann, Ladies And Germs
Now Larry the Cable Guy has to make a Perrier commercial.
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July 5, 2011 on Jean Claude Van Damme Is In A British Coor’s Lite Commercial, OBVIOUSLY
We must not forget his work with Cassavetes!
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June 24, 2011 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Peter Falk
Yew People
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June 9, 2011 on This Is Just Good Parenting (Opposite Blog!)
Yeah, but from what college? I'm guessing either Pawcific University or Barkansas State.
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June 8, 2011 on Dr. Birdie: The Human Whisperer (A Real Advice Column)
Katie Explains About 3/5 of It All.
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June 6, 2011 on What Should Katie Couric’s New Talk Show Be Called?
Pretty sure Ziggy's no longer a virgin...
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June 6, 2011 on Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie
In my last apartment I had a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Mr. Trump brandishing a claw hammer, his face snarled in mid-yell. Next to his face I had placed paper and pen. Guests were encouraged to write a "quote" so that Donald would appear to be yelling that phrase. It was quite popular. This is the only relevance this man has for me. RIP Donald Trump 2005-2007
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June 2, 2011 on Donald Trump: Entrepreneur, Father, Vlogger
I ride it to work every morning. That's why I am so sucksessfull.
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June 2, 2011 on Jane Lynch To Host The Emmys
Children of the Corndog
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June 1, 2011 on Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks
"Oui oui." - Hugh Jackman, speaking French.
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June 1, 2011 on Bradley Cooper Speaking French, Ladies!
The way he looks is an extension of his disgusting personality. I'm sure we'd have no problem if he was an enormous, tanned action figure who loved Guided by Voices and volunteered at the homeless shelter. This prick is narcissism manifested, a putrid miasma of protein shakes and Axe body spray. Fuck him.
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May 31, 2011 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Dr. Deluxe
Here, here. That, or Old Style cans fighting Pabst cans.
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May 31, 2011 on United Stereotypes Of America
After the rapture, you should eat their pets.
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May 20, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
This joke is the best joke. No sarcasmo. #eruditegum
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May 20, 2011 on Bear In A Jacuzzi!
I kept expecting it to fart. I don't know if this says more about me, or the internet in general.
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May 20, 2011 on Bear In A Jacuzzi!
Now we just have to find Waldo and the wizard so we can go to the next page.
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May 20, 2011 on This Is Just A Very Flattering Photo Of Mischa Barton
In an alternate universe, this post would have a non-spoiler title and I would be able to see all of your faces while you watched it.
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May 20, 2011 on Cat Doesn’t Harm Baby
"Stay. Good boy/girl." - Christians, during the rapture, probably.
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May 19, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: Kirk Cameron Prepares For The Rapture Like A Genius
So my friend has a bible autographed by Kirk Cameron and we cherish the lols it brings us. Also, that picture makes me think that this rapture thing could be a benevolent act by some deity removing the more unpleasant and self-righteous elements from the planet by sucking them up in some enormous celestial Hoover.
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May 19, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: Kirk Cameron Prepares For The Rapture Like A Genius
Schools out! Schools out! Teachers let the monkeys out! Also, the movie I'm in wrapped! Also-also, all you guest bloggers were brilliant! Brilliant, I say!
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May 13, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Since I'm all out of grandmas (sad!), all the grandmas of the world are, indeed, my grandmas. So this officially is my grandma! Yay Grandma!
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May 12, 2011 on That’s your Grandma: Michael Jackson Grandma
And somehow large plastic universal remote controls are magnetic also? Fine, I'll bite. What're you selling, magnet boy?
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May 12, 2011 on Childhood Obesity Takes a Turn for the Positive