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In an alternate universe, this post would have a non-spoiler title and I would be able to see all of your faces while you watched it.
+7 | 5/20/11 3:05 PM
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"Stay. Good boy/girl." - Christians, during the rapture, probably.
+4 | 5/19/11 6:00 PM
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So my friend has a bible autographed by Kirk Cameron and we cherish the lols it brings us. Also, that picture makes me think that this rapture thing could be a benevolent act by some deity removing the more unpleasant and self-righteous elements from the planet by sucking them up in some enormous celestial Hoover.
+11 | 5/19/11 5:40 PM
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#Hollywoodpostitnote
+15 | 5/19/11 5:10 PM
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We've got a new Little Superstar(s)!
0 | 5/13/11 4:57 PM
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Since I'm all out of grandmas (sad!), all the grandmas of the world are, indeed, my grandmas. So this officially is my grandma! Yay Grandma!
+4 | 5/12/11 3:20 PM
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And somehow large plastic universal remote controls are magnetic also? Fine, I'll bite. What're you selling, magnet boy?
+3 | 5/12/11 2:31 PM
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Yes Yes Yes
+2 | 5/11/11 1:26 PM
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Grinderhouse
+19 | 5/11/11 1:26 PM
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The Italian Beef Job
+3 | 5/11/11 1:21 PM
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http://i55.tinypic.com/pu3d5.jpg "Say what?"
+1 | 5/5/11 4:00 PM
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I Kant fool you.
+5 | 5/5/11 3:46 PM
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Apparently the atmosphere of Uranus is so low that it causes 90% of letters to tilt.
+15 | 5/5/11 3:39 PM
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How do you say it? Uraynus or Urahnus? 'Cause I have a friend that always goes the latter route and I just can't say anything to him. And I know that he's just waiting for someone to get into an 'anus fight with him.
+3 | 5/5/11 3:38 PM
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And don't even get me started about those turtles in the keychains.
+11 | 5/4/11 5:47 PM
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I like to think they use it to stay limber for the Inter-pond Roller Derby later that night.
+3 | 5/4/11 5:43 PM
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Living forever: increasingly worse complexion, clothes keep going out of style, continued exposure to remakes, sequels, repeated jokes. Dying: Get to meet Gandhi, Jimi Hendrix, Hitchcock, Andy Warhol, David Foster Wallace, Plato, the "Where's the Beef" lady, Mr. Rogers, Sammy Davis Jr., Mickey Mantle, etc. I'm pro-choice on this one.
+7 | 5/4/11 3:42 PM
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When I was in school we at least got flan. And some chips.
+5 | 5/4/11 3:32 PM
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"Fuck you." - the starving children of your local dentist
+11 | 5/4/11 3:29 PM
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Well, in the song he talks about being a celebrity and one of the tags says "Real Housewives of New York", so I'm guessing he's someone I don't give blue-fisted fuck about.
+8 | 4/21/11 4:49 PM
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OH MY GOD DENZEL'S PINKIE IS BLACK!!!
+7 | 4/21/11 4:42 PM
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Tagging this "music related content" is the perfect description. Succinct and doesn't give anything away.
+7 | 4/21/11 3:51 PM
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I remember the time she got pissed at Michael Bay and hit him with her Ferrari and Michael Bay was in the hospital and he lost both his eyes and his tongue and they had to amputate his hands and so he couldn't make movies anymore and just retired and then but Megan Fox was afraid she'd go to prison so she hid from the public eye and stopped making movies and just retired. And they gave the car to a needy family. I think that happened.
+16 | 4/21/11 3:00 PM
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I'd be more concerned about their clAWWWWWWWs.
+12 | 4/20/11 5:33 PM
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#4 is the joke I was trying to make and couldn't. Thank you for picking up the slack.
+6 | 4/20/11 4:50 PM
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Macaroni Rascals, indeed.
+13 | 4/20/11 3:33 PM
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You're like a budget version of Mike Leake #topicalbaseballzings
+3 | 4/19/11 3:38 PM
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I knew I'd seen this before (outside of my dreams). I'm really not gay.
+2 | 4/18/11 6:07 PM
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Have a ball, monsters. I'm off to go play a cowboy in the rain. Seriously.
+5 | 4/15/11 5:43 PM
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Shiba Inu? I thought we were finished with all them Mexican words...
+4 | 4/15/11 4:41 PM
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This seems like an interesting way to divide fans of low-brow comedy and people who "hate readin' when ya go to the movies."
+9 | 4/15/11 3:40 PM
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Professor Kutcher sat at his desk after class. He took a sip from his can of Coke, paused, then took another, smaller sip. He sat the can on his desk, tilting it slightly so it rested on its bottom edge. He slowly removed his hand. The can wobbled for a split second, then remained balanced on its edge at a 45 degree angle. "Physics," he said to himself.
+17 | 4/14/11 6:12 PM
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Parker Posey should marry Rider Strong. Give it a minute.
+7 | 4/14/11 2:52 PM
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"What's in the box?! What's in the box!?!" "A case of Zagnut bars. I'm extending an olive branch." #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
+11 | 4/13/11 5:45 PM
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"I believe in America." #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
+4 | 4/13/11 5:39 PM
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It's hardly noticeable. See what I did there?
+1 | 4/13/11 4:31 PM
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The perfect marriage of "She's pretty" and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
+16 | 4/13/11 4:03 PM
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Seriously, I thought this was great, but learn how to edit, internet. Or have him of her meet some fishy aliens or something.
+4 | 4/13/11 3:34 PM
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I waited, but no one did it. Hanna and Her Sisters
+6 | 4/11/11 5:50 PM
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Casablhannca
+6 | 4/11/11 5:35 PM
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