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i don't believe them for one second, because i fucking hate weezer.
actually, an oldie, but an ewwie.
an oldie, but a goodie.
do it down here in miami and i will come. the internet barely even makes it down here. the pipes melt on the way down.
what a bunch of fucking losers! no, i'm kidding, this is amazin, but lame! imagine filming this!
they spelled his name wrong! oh wait, it's just a shitty, hard to spell, ridiculous name.
he looks better than these fucking gap ads.
"I told you guys that the fourth 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie was going to be shitty."
68 years too many twitter posts.
Why won't you tag the actresses and actors in this post? That is the most important part.
Make sure to throw him in a female-only jail. On account of he's gay.
when are we going to discuss gary coleman. it's important.
This one time I was stumbling drunk from my apartment at 3:00am looking for something to fuck and I was pushing past the dirty prostitutes that share the sidewalk one block from my place (and, let's be honest, they are my normal go-to) when I ran into Ke$ha. She offered to do anything I want for $20. I said, "stop, now." She said, "That is the one thing I will never do, old man." So I turned around and brought one of the whores back with me. They do not sing.
"Never forget, I've been in movies with both Brendan Fraser AND Nicolas Cage. I deserved this."
Maybe it's because I am 89, but this is stupid and I do not understand it.
I don't see what the problem is.
he would probably twist it all around and throw it over his shoulder.
i demand for people to think this is great.
When is everyone going to realize that, like Questlove, Tracy Morgan is a waste? Then again, I did not attend the anniversary party, on account of being dead of leukemia, so Questlove could be great. But I doubt it. The pizza was probably good.
When is Topher Grace going to do porn?
she thinks she's the only person who's ever fucked.
Is this a surprise intervention for Questlove? Because he sucks.
But, on a side note, just fucking play golf.
What a fucking dick. His dead father, I mean. Tiger Woods deserves the money he received.
Weighing in. Kirstie Alley.
We don't need anymore family-friendly anythings.
Wow, and (500) Days of Summer advertised on your website. Inconsiderate.
I hate that gay accent. ENOUGH.
Renee Zellweger is fucking stupid.