Comments from mm_cori

Zombie KP?
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July 3, 2012 on Oh Look, More Eastbound And Down
When Creed slapped Meredith in the back of the head, screamed, and then ran out of the room, I LOLed. A lot.
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March 2, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Obviously so mad I can't type or proofread
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November 8, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I avoid all things Duggar, because, to quote Grandpa, it "angry's up the blood." HEY LADY STOP HAVING KIDS. YOU AND YOUR RIDICULOUS NUMBER OF KIDS ARE MAKE ME SO MAD.
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November 8, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
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November 4, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
The Red Sox tried that, plus some KFC and vid-e-ya games:
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October 25, 2011 on Who Is This Dancing World Series “Groundsperson”?
Is she on the side of a busy road? Also, I'm totally going to use the "jump in slow motion" move at some point in the future.
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August 24, 2011 on Kids Krumping Is The Best Thing Around
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed off would I be if I didn't win this?
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August 19, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Aziz Ansari’s Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening Record
I wish my Zumba class was instructed by this little kid. Mine is done by a 90-pound 40-year-old women with WAY too much energy who yells "PUSH YOUR BODY" at us every 15 seconds.
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July 27, 2011 on The Wednesday Morning Baby Brazilian Bikini Babes Lady Gaga Dance
I have a kid. She can be an asshole. I try to correct it is often as I can, but sometimes I just don't have it in me to say "Please stop that" for the 1,000 time today. Or I'm too drunk.
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July 13, 2011 on Babies Are Allowed To Be Jerks Almost Always
That clown horn sound is by far the most annoying sound for a text message. I hope that is not what he settled on when trying to decide what sound to use.
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July 1, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 8
I always thought Guillermo from Weeds was super cute. But this didn't do much for me. Also: She looks very photoshopped in this. But if they are photoshopping everything else on her body, why didn't they fix her weird watery red eyes?
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June 22, 2011 on Britney Spears’ New Comedy Video: “I Wanna Go”
My kid refers to her harmonica as her "tootin' horn." We keep it classy around here.
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June 14, 2011 on Baby Is Terrible At Playing Harmonica
This is exactly how I feel about tattoos (um, and shopping, which is why I have become an awesome bargain shopper because there is less remorse). I have wanted a To Kill A Mockingbird tattoo for a little while (specifically, "delete the adjectives"). But for a while I also wanted a Taking Back Sunday lyric tattoo and THANK BABY JESUS I did not follow through on that one.
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June 7, 2011 on Facebook Friend Tattoo And Tattoos In General
I'm giving you all my upvotes. Coincidentally, I'm only allowed to give one. But still. You get 'em all.
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June 3, 2011 on The First Summer Jam Of 2011: Tonje Langeteig’s “I Don’t Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife”
As someone closely involved with the horse industry, this outbreak really really sucks. I know the name "horse herpes" is super funny, but this is costing us lots of money. Events are getting cancelled left and right. BUT if you asked me to ride a stick horse instead of showing a real animal, I would say hell no.
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June 1, 2011 on Terrible Outbreak Of Horse Herpes Results In Wonderful Outbreak Of Hilarious Laffs
I tried to find a gif of the Jersey Shore folk getting ready in front of the mirror with a camera behind it, but apparently one does not exist. But it would have worked so well right here.
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May 26, 2011 on You Only Look Dumber: Horrible Aging Makeup
It was tagged "This is a movie about robots, coming out June 29th." Which I thought nailed it right on the head.
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May 24, 2011 on This Is Your Summer: Movie Posters
That man's laugh is intoxicating. In a good way.
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May 19, 2011 on Funny Internet Videos Open Thread
I took a 3-, a 4-, and a 5-year-old to see Rango. About five minutes into it, the 4-year-old ask if it was over yet. That pretty much sums it up.
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May 6, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread