mm_cori

Comments from mm_cori

When Creed slapped Meredith in the back of the head, screamed, and then ran out of the room, I LOLed. A lot.
+4 |
March 2, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Obviously so mad I can't type or proofread
+2 |
November 8, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I avoid all things Duggar, because, to quote Grandpa, it "angry's up the blood." HEY LADY STOP HAVING KIDS. YOU AND YOUR RIDICULOUS NUMBER OF KIDS ARE MAKE ME SO MAD.
+4 |
November 8, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
The Red Sox tried that, plus some KFC and vid-e-ya games: http://deadspin.com/5848921/pitchers-hooked-on-beer-fried-chicken-and-video-games-francona-on-pills-the-boston-globes-version-of-the-2011-red-sox-collapse
+2 |
October 25, 2011 on Who Is This Dancing World Series “Groundsperson”?
Is she on the side of a busy road? Also, I'm totally going to use the "jump in slow motion" move at some point in the future.
+1 |
August 24, 2011 on Kids Krumping Is The Best Thing Around
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed off would I be if I didn't win this?
+3 |
August 19, 2011 on Friday Giveaway: Aziz Ansari’s Intimate Moments For A Sensual Evening Record
I wish my Zumba class was instructed by this little kid. Mine is done by a 90-pound 40-year-old women with WAY too much energy who yells "PUSH YOUR BODY" at us every 15 seconds.
+7 |
July 27, 2011 on The Wednesday Morning Baby Brazilian Bikini Babes Lady Gaga Dance
I have a kid. She can be an asshole. I try to correct it is often as I can, but sometimes I just don't have it in me to say "Please stop that" for the 1,000 time today. Or I'm too drunk.
+11 |
July 13, 2011 on Babies Are Allowed To Be Jerks Almost Always
That clown horn sound is by far the most annoying sound for a text message. I hope that is not what he settled on when trying to decide what sound to use.
+4 |
July 1, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 8
I always thought Guillermo from Weeds was super cute. But this didn't do much for me. Also: She looks very photoshopped in this. But if they are photoshopping everything else on her body, why didn't they fix her weird watery red eyes?
+3 |
June 22, 2011 on Britney Spears’ New Comedy Video: “I Wanna Go”
My kid refers to her harmonica as her "tootin' horn." We keep it classy around here.
+9 |
June 14, 2011 on Baby Is Terrible At Playing Harmonica
This is exactly how I feel about tattoos (um, and shopping, which is why I have become an awesome bargain shopper because there is less remorse). I have wanted a To Kill A Mockingbird tattoo for a little while (specifically, "delete the adjectives"). But for a while I also wanted a Taking Back Sunday lyric tattoo and THANK BABY JESUS I did not follow through on that one.
+8 |
June 7, 2011 on Facebook Friend Tattoo And Tattoos In General
I'm giving you all my upvotes. Coincidentally, I'm only allowed to give one. But still. You get 'em all.
+3 |
June 3, 2011 on The First Summer Jam Of 2011: Tonje Langeteig’s “I Don’t Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife”
As someone closely involved with the horse industry, this outbreak really really sucks. I know the name "horse herpes" is super funny, but this is costing us lots of money. Events are getting cancelled left and right. BUT if you asked me to ride a stick horse instead of showing a real animal, I would say hell no.
+10 |
June 1, 2011 on Terrible Outbreak Of Horse Herpes Results In Wonderful Outbreak Of Hilarious Laffs
I tried to find a gif of the Jersey Shore folk getting ready in front of the mirror with a camera behind it, but apparently one does not exist. But it would have worked so well right here.
+2 |
May 26, 2011 on You Only Look Dumber: Horrible Aging Makeup
It was tagged "This is a movie about robots, coming out June 29th." Which I thought nailed it right on the head.
+7 |
May 24, 2011 on This Is Your Summer: Movie Posters
That man's laugh is intoxicating. In a good way.
+4 |
May 19, 2011 on Funny Internet Videos Open Thread
I took a 3-, a 4-, and a 5-year-old to see Rango. About five minutes into it, the 4-year-old ask if it was over yet. That pretty much sums it up.
+3 |
May 6, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Last year, my then five-year-old went around the whole month of April saying, "OH MY GOSH MOM YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!" She is in kindergarten this year, so I am sure she will come home with an even more ridiculous April fools today. April Fools Day is so dumb and needs to be erased from calendars. You know, for the kids. And the parents.
+11 |
April 1, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: NO APRIL FOOL’S PRANKS!
Mules are not actually stubborn, they just have a high sense of self preservation. But I am with you...bring on the Top Chef recap. #iownamulegum
+5 |
March 31, 2011 on Pony Day 2011 In Memorium Tribute To Our Fallen Ponies
Spelling it with a C is the girl way, obsv.
+5 |
March 30, 2011 on “Crying For America” Is Not A Good Song!
Donald Glover can get it.
+10 |
February 4, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Oh! Those were not horses, those were mules! I work at a mule magazine, and our "rival" mule magazine had a big story about the mules that are going to be on his show. Sorry for the double mule post today, y'all...
+5 |
February 2, 2011 on Can You Spot The Non-White Person In The Promotional Video For Larry The Cable Guy’s New Show: Only In America?
Shirtless Jon Hamm!
+1 |
February 2, 2011 on Bridesmaids Trailer, You Guys
*It's My brain done got melted in the snowstorm yesterday :/
+1 |
February 2, 2011 on Charlie Sheen Drug Prostitutes OR: Egypt’s Political Unrest OR: Less Usual Animal Babies
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/hroswith/mule.jpg I'ts a cloned baby mule...and it is adorable!
+9 |
February 2, 2011 on Charlie Sheen Drug Prostitutes OR: Egypt’s Political Unrest OR: Less Usual Animal Babies
And definitely don't fucking tell him what to do!
+16 |
January 27, 2011 on We Are All Doing It Wrong
"In communist Russia, auto-focus sharpens YOU!" Right, because why is this picture so fuzzy?
+7 |
January 4, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: Red Dawn Remake Cast Photo