Chestybongos

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Turns out I only thought I hated Peaches Geldof BEFORE I saw this. Innocent times. At least now I know how to make Fern Cotton (the other blonde talent graveyard above) seem more likable.

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November 24, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Peaches Geldof

I don’t know why I said ‘main alien’ when he’s the only one but you get it – alien/Ken Barlow. Boom!

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September 21, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten

This movie is much worse for British viewers where you have to block out that the main alien is the son of Ken Barlow.

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September 21, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten

Didn’t we guess she’d say yes to anything when she married Salman Rushdie?

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September 1, 2009 on One Begins To Get The Sense That Padma Lakshmi Will Do Anything

Yes but in his case just as an excuse to get shirtless and sweaty with other men. We’re still assuming that anyone that right wing is a repressed homosexual, right?

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August 31, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Is An Idiot

I’m impressed that there’s a two minute clip of Glenn Beck where he doesn’t fake-cry.

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August 31, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Is An Idiot

Fair enough. Although inflicting Gwyneth Paltrow on the world, let alone on us, will take some forgiving.

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August 28, 2009 on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Is A One Woman Face/Off

But that was vengence for you sending Madonna over here. And she tried to pull an English accent too so that’s provocation.

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August 28, 2009 on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Is A One Woman Face/Off

I just saw an ad yesterday that the Real Housewives of New Jersey is coming to British TV. Thank you America and how many series of this shit-fest can we look forward to?

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August 28, 2009 on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak Is A One Woman Face/Off

It was a documentary. Well an episode of Jon Ronson’s Crazy Rulers of the World series. So yeah.

Viddy: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1128598/

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August 28, 2009 on The Men Who Stare At Goats Should Have Been A Documentary

I bet over there she introduces them as Manzana and, er, Moses.

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July 1, 2009 on BREAKING NEWS: Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Spain!

He did it. He really did it. He managed to get worse.

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June 24, 2009 on Is This What All 50 Cent Videos Are Like?

The sex was real? Including that hot session with Lisa’s red dress?

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June 24, 2009 on Tommy Wiseau Tells All To The Onion’s A/V Club

Especially in dealings with Perez Hilton.

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June 23, 2009 on Kelly Clarkson Is The Hero Of The World

I’d find her a whiole lot more likeable if she’d change her stance on the whole “hitting people is not the answer” thing, because sometimes it is the answer Kelly Clarkson. Sometimes it is the answer.

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June 23, 2009 on Kelly Clarkson Is The Hero Of The World

“I must be old-fashioned or something.”

I don’t think ‘something’ quite covers what you are Miss Jackson.

“I asked myself, “Vicki, is this movie making you feel good?” Myself replied, “This movie is making me angry, very sad, hopeless, and dirty-feeling.””

Why do I suspect she conducted that exchange with herseld out loud?

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June 22, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Year One

I feel for that lady, she looks so nice. And shit scared.

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June 10, 2009 on Hugh Grant Randomly Kicking A Dude In The Crotch Is Always Funny

I always used to wonder come come I’d never seen any of these British ad’s that get posted online. Now I know. Because they’re really Canadian. Also I was watching an old Simpsons episode the other day And Groundskeeper Willie said “Shite”. Do you people not know that that’s not a charming and inoffensive Scottish word?

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June 10, 2009 on “Do You Need To Go Pee-Pee?”

You had me at “popular with prostitutes”. The kid’s still say “you had me at…” don’t they?

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June 10, 2009 on That’s Not A Knife, This Is A Knife. Wait, No, They’re All Knives!

Reading these recaps has enabled me to confront my own deepest fears… that gravity is going to break one day and we’re all just going to go spinning off into space and that there’s a shark in my kitchen at night.

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June 10, 2009 on Obsessed: Shit Just Got Real. (No, Literally.)