Comments from chinpokomon

history is not defined merely by war, death, stories of great men but also by the trampoline accidents committed by children
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December 20, 2012 on One Tiny Trampoline Accident
i actually did that for salsa dog but thats just due to my fear of dog overlords
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December 18, 2012 on Salsa Spider Is Certainly No Salsa Dog (But He Is Close)
a lot of credit should be given to the woman scream laughing in the dylan or dermot sketch she literally made the whole thing for me
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December 10, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Jamie Foxx And Ne-Yo
i feel like the fact that GOOP is one letter away from being GOP should be a telltale sign of who this list is for
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November 26, 2012 on What Do You Goop For The Goop Who Goops Everything?
this womans priorities are something i can relate to possibility of possession/ eternal damnation < some good toast
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November 12, 2012 on HAUNTED TOASTER!
I think i have to stop watching parks and rec its so enjoyable and sweet every week its making me remember that the rest of life is not actually parks and rec and thats just problematic
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October 26, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
this was exactly exactly what happened to me hours after the film i realized i loved it and wanted to speak about it forever
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September 24, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Master
I saw this last night with a pretty small crowd who still sort of laughed at parts i didnt really think appropriate but anyway i really liked it. im not entirely sure of its message as a whole but the relationship between the main characters was deeply fascinating in that it took on the role of mentor/student, worshipper/priest, and then lovers. idk a part of me agrees with it being overly long but i came into it expecting that and i thought that the relationship was explored so thoroughly that it warranted the goes without saying that the time was also filled with just gorgeous shots, i didnt get a chance to see it in 70mm so id be interested to know if the difference were major or barely noticable. also kudos to amy adams for playing an absolutely ruthless character so well. really a great movie
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September 24, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Master
this is no comment thread for young movies ugh ok thats enough me
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September 20, 2012 on What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch?
no country for old men. there was a summer it came on starz almost daily and i watched it almost everyday for about 2 weeks straight
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September 20, 2012 on What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch?
i just woke up and this vid was basically the first thing i saw so i know i am not awake because this video is all of my dreams
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May 10, 2012 on Morning Bear Cub Conga Line
i didnt watch the hope springs trailer but based on whats written im gonna assume it stars Celine Dion as Mariah Carey as Ana Gasteyer as Nancy Meyers
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April 27, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
if only i had more upvotes to give alas i am but a single man
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April 3, 2012 on Never Die At The Hand Of A Lorry
"i dont wanna make things awkward between us i just want you to father 6 to 10 of my children" - All of Jon Hamms friends
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March 23, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
‘Fuck! That’s what they’re doing!’ Which is cool.” - penn badgley first reading ann franke
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March 21, 2012 on Penn Badgley Compares The Hunger Games To Occupy Wall Street
i dont think anyone would be opposed if the kardashians were in a show where they had to kill each other for entertainment.
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March 15, 2012 on Jennifer Lawrence Compares The Hunger Games To The Kardashian Wedding, Obviously
someone once said a pictures worth a thousand words, this picture seeks to debunk that theory
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March 13, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: A Thousand Words On RottenTomatoes
i was so confused because i am not hipster dad. jolly good sir
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cryin karen carpenter (she was real good a drums so this counts)
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March 2, 2012 on A Delightful Little Drummer
you guys its just that i asked my boyfriend that we needed more fire in the bedroom and took it a bit too literally. he's just so damn caring
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March 1, 2012 on Uhhh, Here’s What You Wanted?
Don realizes that many of the decisions in his life have led him to become an empty shell nothing more than a husk and he is going through the motions of life rather than actually living, much like these mannequins are merely mimimcs of human experience OR Don buys a new hat that he really likes and is appreciating it in a shop window
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February 27, 2012 on What Does The New Mad Men Poster Mean?!
this is actually a brutal competition to decide which one the parents would rather keep
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February 21, 2012 on Wake Up! It’s Time To Start Chewing!
"im shocked to hear of the revelation that it is not in fact bacon" - dog after watching scathing expose on beggin strips
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February 17, 2012 on DogTV Is A Real Cable Network FOR DOGS
this is probably why i could never get into jazz. too demonic
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February 16, 2012 on This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll
you are encouraged to remix this song, but i just dont think you can alter perfection
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February 8, 2012 on Saxophone Bikini Beach
Its no fun taking away a womens many interest and caging them with marriage if they dont even have any!
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February 8, 2012 on Ladies, It’s Time To Stop Having Men For Every Life Meal
I wonder if that dog is payed hourly or by commission?
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February 1, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
i was also thinking morgan freeman would play me. from childhood to old age, no costumes or makeup. Also he plays the role of everyone else in my life ever
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January 3, 2012 on Everyone Just Pick Who They Want To Play Them In The Biopic