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two pounds for good measure

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December 7, 2010 on Donald Trump’s Hair Blowing In The Wind

I wished I could have watched this for the remainder of the game instead of Tom Brady walking all over the Jets. So I chose option C) and turned to Tim and Eric’s Chrimbus Special! I won.

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December 7, 2010 on Donald Trump’s Hair Blowing In The Wind

Seth MacFarlane here. I’m finally ready to admit that I am indeed the worst. After years of lying to myself and to the people, I am willing to hang up my hat and spend the rest of my days sitting quietly in front of a roaring fire. I am done being me. Trust me, I’m Seth MacFarlane.

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December 7, 2010 on New York Times Book Review Written By Family Guy Character For Some Reason

i have wronged you, ring a ding ding. but either way, i can’t stop staring at this gif…

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December 7, 2010 on Blah Blah Blah Superblah
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December 7, 2010 on Blah Blah Blah Superblah

Yo dawg, I heard you like Simpsons so we put Simpsons on your Katy Perry so you can….I’m too confused.

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December 6, 2010 on Live Action Puppet The Simpsons With A Katy Perry Guest Cameo?

I had no idea the black lady and T-Bone(T-Dog?) were dating until she stayed behind. I guess we’re supposed to assume the only two black people are obviously a couple.

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December 6, 2010 on The Walking Dead S01E06: Season Finale

Of all the complaints I have about this show, the biggest one continues to be that the zombie blood looks like it’s fresh from MS Paint. Next season they better get some Dead Alive-style gore up in this comical melodrama.

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December 6, 2010 on The Walking Dead S01E06: Season Finale

When I first saw that this video was presented in the Videogum Player, I thought that it was a video you made in your own apartment as a funny, weird joke with someone’s child. But when I realized that this was an actual, real-life racist kid, my heart fell on the ground. Please tell me this is a funny joke. I don’t want this to be real.

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December 2, 2010 on The Andrew Show: A Racist Child Complains About Marmaduke

He should star in a sequel to “Point Break!” Oh, wait…

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December 2, 2010 on The 11th Autumn Jam Of 2010: “So Pitted” Remix

This is Julia’s world and we’re just living(dying) in it.

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December 1, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Julia Roberts Italian Coffee Commercial

He is 23? This guy is just beyond terrifying. I’m way too scared to try to think of anything even remotely witty/funny.

That said, I hope he wins. He sure deserves it.

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November 15, 2010 on World’s Biggest Harry Potter Fan

But…he doesn’t have any sequins in his arm pile. Unless I’m sequin-blind?

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November 15, 2010 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Sequins

I liked the original better

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November 15, 2010 on Movies For Dudes: Unstoppable

The guys will probably become political prisoners in Thailand and Clinton will have to come save them like he did in North Korea.

Wait, that actually sounds pretty accurate.

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November 15, 2010 on 2012 Watch: Bill Clinton To Have Cameo In Hangover 2

Nuthin’ But a G-Ma Thang

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November 10, 2010 on I Still Love You, Party Grandma