chresus jist

Comments from chresus jist

Robert Deleo is an amazing talent. STP have so many great songs. Not sure how I feel about the Chester move, but I guess it's better than having an unreliable asshole as your frontman.
+1 |
September 14, 2015 on Drunk Guy Collapses Onstage With Stone Temple Pilots, Is Not Scott Weiland
You're not alone. This is trite and uninteresting stuff sprinkled with some nice-sounding synths. "Staying power"? Nah. No one will be playing Chvrches in public in 3 years except the in-store radio at Kohl's. Sounds like some basic teen acoustic folk rock trio had their lives changed by an M83-inspired soft drink commercial song written by an ad agency whose pitch deck overuses the words "alignment", "engagement", and/or "youth culture".
0 |
September 12, 2015 on Chvrches – “Clearest Blue”
"pretty, but also limp, and dull" = Chvrches. Man, that band is so unbelievably overrated.
0 |
September 12, 2015 on Lana Del Rey – “Music To Watch Boys To”
This "Who is Troubled Waters" thing is fun and all, but what I really want to know is WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON EZRA, A BACKPACK? Dude's about to buy Twizzlers before he departs LAX for 5th grade.
+3 |
September 12, 2015 on Who Is The Mysterious Paul Simon Tribute Band Playing Colbert Tonight?
+3 |
August 18, 2015 on Chvrches’ Lauren Mayberry Responds To 4chan Trolls
+4 |
July 22, 2015 on China May Find New Taylor Swift Merch Uncomfortably Reminiscent Of Tiananmen Square Massacre
If you didn't see that photo yet and had to guess who would be the only member wearing a hat with his own name on it, who would you guess? Yeah, I guessed Ice Cube, too.
+1 |
July 22, 2015 on N.W.A Reunion Tour Rumored With Eminem As Honorary Member
Being totally honest, yes I was. I was telling everyone that Daft Punk was special and would go on to be huge during Homework when most people were writing them off as one hit wonders with "Around the World". Yes, I was that guy and I was right and I'm pretty awesome for it. You don't have to be bitter about it. You were probably a huge Semisonic fan.
-1 |
July 19, 2015 on Honda Targets Millennials With Strange Weezer Commercial
This song is great...
0 |
July 19, 2015 on David Gilmour – “Rattle That Lock”
0 |
July 19, 2015 on A Day At The Museum With Albert Hammond Jr.
Sounds like the Nickelodeon marketing department created a wanna-be M83. Chvrches isn't hard to listen to, but they aren't interesting either.
0 |
July 19, 2015 on Chvrches – “Leave A Trace”
...left by an Atlantic Records intern as requested by her boss(es).
+5 |
July 19, 2015 on CeeLo Green’s “Robin Williams” Is Some Craven Shit
But they didn't find cats to actually rap the lyrics?? Fucking lazy.
+10 |
July 19, 2015 on Meow The Jewels – “Meowrly”
I hired Absorption for my wedding and they were top notch. They transformed "Melt with You" from a standard love song into a jaw-dropping, raise-the-roof awakening, customized just for me and my wife (who happens to be a grilled cheese sandwich). I rated them 4 stars in Yelp. I would've given them 5 but we caught the bassist doing something inappropriate in his van.
0 |
July 15, 2015 on Key & Peele And 2 Chainz Are The World’s Worst Wedding Band, ABSORPTION!
I don't know exactly when, but I definitely saw this commercial a while ago, probably months ago. Not that new.
+1 |
July 10, 2015 on Honda Targets Millennials With Strange Weezer Commercial
Bingo. I think it's lame how many high profile artists these days have to depend on reappropriating someone else's art to make their own.
0 |
May 6, 2015 on Here’s The New “Uptown Funk!” Royalty Split Following Publisher’s Preemptive Crediting
Accuradio! I haven't used that in ages but it was the best internet radio around about 10-13 years ago. I actually discovered Bloc Party, Broken Social Scene and more of favs from that time from Accuradio.
+1 |
May 6, 2015 on Department Of Justice, FTC Investigating Apple For Pressuring Labels To End Free Streaming
I fuck lanterns.
+2 |
April 29, 2015 on Hidden Braille Message Reveals Full Title Of Kendrick Lamar’s To Pimp A Butterfly