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Right?! Look at that pork cannon trying its best to not but through the front of those jeans. He probably ruled the bathhouses. Bathhouse Rules

 +13Posted on Sep 18th | re: Confused Newsbusters Outraged By Girl Talk Reference On MSNBC (7 comments)

I assumed he was talking about my favorite board game:

 0Posted on Sep 17th | re: Hero Rushes Stage And Stops Widespread Panic Concert (106 comments)

Sick GSW reference, bropatine.

Their Red was too overlooked.

 0Posted on Sep 17th | re: Hero Rushes Stage And Stops Widespread Panic Concert (106 comments)

I used to be a huge Phish head, got into them in ’94. I still love a lot of their stuff and have a ton of respect for them, but my musical palate just can’t get into anything they’ve done since Round Room (and even then, it was already becoming very hit or miss). For any phans here that may not be aware of All My Plastic Melon Dreams’ existence, roll this super old, unfinished Phish documentary trailer around yo mouf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqs1_lmtagI

More info here:
http://www.allmyplasticmelondreams.info/Welcome.html

 +6Posted on Sep 17th | re: Hero Rushes Stage And Stops Widespread Panic Concert (106 comments)

Just a friendly tip: apostrophes are for indicating possessive case, or the omission of letters (like in contractions)…but not for making words plural. I don’t know why, but a large portion of people seem to think that a word ending in a vowel needs an apostrophe to be plural.

I’d love to see the research that led Mercedes’ marketing department to believe that there was enough crossover appeal between their respective consumer bases for this to make sense. Every brand these days wants to align with musical artists to become hipper…and a large portion just don’t get any hipper from it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take an SL65 AMG roadster any day, Benz peeps!

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