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To keep up that workout routine indefinitely would almost surely kill him. http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/the-cost-of-becoming-a-superhero

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August 13, 2013 on How Much Would You Have To Be Paid To Be Wolverine For A Few Years?

I am kept alive by steroids.

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August 7, 2013 on CELEBRITY FEUD ALERT: Sylvester Stallone VS. Bruce Willis!

be nice to lohan.

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August 5, 2013 on Other Questions Both For Parts Of Speech And Lindsay Lohan

Thanks for everything Gabe! Can’t wait to see what’s next!

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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post

Thank you for your mix of human empathy and venom for society. Rarely, RARELY does anyone strike that balance a well as you do. You are a funny, eloquent man and I look forward to seeing what you do next. I want to confess that I stole your famous phrase “because ___” and use it in my every day life. And people think I’m funny for it. So thank you Gabe and let me know where I can send the royalty checks. Godspeed.

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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post

Agreed! She would have been a badass main character. It’s just that Hollywood is still afraid of letting relatively unknown actors of color open a movie.

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July 15, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pacific Rim

I saw this with my nerdiest buddies. We all left saying basically that it was solid but frivolous. The sword thing killed me! Come on with that! Also there was never this sense that the world was going to end – the stakes didn’t ever seem high enough for me to get anxious in the slightest. It did look crazy rad on IMAX though.

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July 15, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pacific Rim

One of the universe’s perfect foods is the street taco – you know, those tiny tacos that have only three ingredients – carne asada, onions, and guacamole (maybe some cilantro too). Pour a little hot sauce on them and nom om nom nom. I had three.

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July 11, 2013 on Farrah Abraham’s Rehab Fight With Tan Mom What Are You Having For Lunch?

I thought it was because of the “rule of the tenth man” that they built the wall. How do you guys come up with this stuff?

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June 27, 2013 on Yo, Is World War Z Anti-Semitic?

Maris Kreizman is really Bob Bensen.

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June 17, 2013 on Slaughterhouse 90210: Arrested Developmental Cases

Massive ‘toe.

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May 28, 2013 on Prancercise: A Fitness Workout

Can’t tell if serious… But yeah I know she’s Carol Markus.

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May 20, 2013 on Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review

They’ll make another one, but if it doesn’t perform well in it’s second weekend, look for that budget to drop. I think this is the last of the JJ directed ones too.

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May 20, 2013 on Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review

I just read an interview between Josh Horowitz and Damon Lindelof, an Lindelof said there’s a reason why she got undressed, and it wasn’t just gratuitous. That kind of sounds like a dodge to me, because if it has to wait for another movie, it’s still gratuitous in this one.

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May 20, 2013 on Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review

Right after he “died” my wife and I, almost in unison, turned to each other and said “Khan’s blood.”

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May 20, 2013 on Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review

Loved every minute of it. The SPOILER: reversal of the reactor room scene was a great touch. And also, I think it was smart that they didn’t have some young swarthy guy doing his Montalban impression. That would have made everything unintentionally campy. I thought Cumberbatch made it his own in a way that acknowledges but doesn’t even try to touch the brilliance of Montalban. I could have used more flowery monologues though.

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May 20, 2013 on Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review

Okay.

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May 20, 2013 on Slaughterhouse 90210: Stefon Forever

Also, what the hell was Eric Wareheim doing at the wedding?

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May 17, 2013 on This Week In Comedy: The Office Series Finale

By the way people, this album is the real deal.

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May 16, 2013 on How Are There Not A Million Videos Like This Daft Punk + Soul Train Mash Up?

Randomly got way too drunk with my wife last night and am really paying for it at work today. I am going to REALLY pay for it at the cardio/weights class at the gym tonight. I better bring a bucket.

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May 15, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?