circuit rider

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Right, I understand that Sean was nitpicking about stuff (almost) nobody cares about, but was his rather polite email really cause to call him out publicly and tell him to shut up?

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March 19, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale

I thought they might be alluding to something, but then after they said it must be scratches, Rick pointed out that one had a scratch on his hand and the other had a scratch on his cheek. So it might just be a(nother) weird little scene that goes nowhere, like the zombie arm falling off the truck a couple weeks ago.

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February 27, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E10: Two Tickets To The Knife Show

I can’t stand looking at Scrunchie Chris’ snot face. He looks like he was that kid in school who always smelled like boogers.

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January 5, 2012 on Top Chef S09E08: This Is The Barbecue Pits

Maurice Sendak is awesome. “Where the Wild Things Are” was controversial when it came out because it showed a child being disobediant. He also wrote another children’s book which was controversial because it had a drawing of a penis.

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October 4, 2011 on Breaking News: Maurice Sendak Does Not Like Gwyneth Paltrow!

Oh man, this is the sort of comment that used to get downvoted to oblivion? 2009 was a more innocent time on Videogum, y’all.

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October 3, 2011 on 5 Reasons The Arrested Development Movie Might Be Bad, No Offense

Nah, we don’t have to like him now. This is pretty cool, but there are still billions and billions of reasons to dislike him.

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August 5, 2011 on Wait, Do We Have To Like Seth MacFarlane Now?

On the horizon
Coming to deliver us:
A carrot-y sun!

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May 10, 2011 on Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

Swinging his carrots
Over his head like a mace,
The Carrot Man comes.

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May 10, 2011 on Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

Been to many fairs,
Always offering carrots.
Wholesome yet creepy.

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May 10, 2011 on Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

KIDS! DON’T EAT VEGGIES!
Apparently they affect
You just like acid.

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May 10, 2011 on Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

I thought he would fall
Through the screen and give carrots;
A nightmare Santa.

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May 10, 2011 on Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

Oh, fuck me, *thoughts*!

I even got the
Syllables done perfectly
Yet I can’t proofread

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May 10, 2011 on Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

I’ve no haiku now
Because you just verbalized
My thought exactly.

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May 10, 2011 on Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH

Oy, that hits home. I am not extremely beautiful or wealthy, and I have been on medication for almost a year that has helped a lot, and I still think about suicide all the time.

“Dammit, dafs, now look what you started!” -Videogum

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April 15, 2011 on GET WELL SOON, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

I have bipolar II disorder. I have nothing to say about this other than that it is awful and I hope she finds some relief.

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April 15, 2011 on GET WELL SOON, CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

That is so disturbing to me I almost downvoted you out of sheer horror. (But I didn’t, because I’m not a jerk.)

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February 23, 2011 on Pizza Saves Lives

I’m not sure, but I believe sum sorta vidya game.

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February 22, 2011 on The Perfect Crime: Man Shot To Death For Eating Popcorn Too Loud During Black Swan

No, you are not. I imagine the “CB” stands for “cancer balls”.

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February 15, 2011 on CBS cares a little too much

Wow, he sounds just like me when I graduated from high school! (Also when I graduated from college.) (Also now.)

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January 27, 2011 on Stephen Colbert’s Senior Yearbook Page