cizmad

Comments from cizmad

Fifty-Seventh!
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April 21, 2011 on More Jersey Shore Rules
I'm confused about the idea of horse angels. Aren't they basically just pegasuses? Pegasi? It's all horsefeathers.
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March 31, 2011 on Pony Day 2011 In Memorium Tribute To Our Fallen Ponies
Elka was my first reality TV crush. Actually it was the girl from Road Rules with the Marilyn piercing, but I don't even remember her name so I guess we know THAT wasn't Real. World.
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March 31, 2011 on Congressman Sean Duffy Is Practically Homeless
The matter of Common Sense V. Common Cold is expected to be appealed.
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March 31, 2011 on GET WELL SOON, JUDGE JUDY!
My vote is it's acceptable in reference to a person who has widely released songs with lyrics that celebrate rape? "We gonna take this, Point Blank range in your Range Rover Pistol with the kids and rape your stray hoe" -Ja Rule, "We Don't Give a Fuck"
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March 15, 2011 on Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai!
Let's hope it opens easily.
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March 15, 2011 on Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai!
"Why wouldn’t you spend that time letting a dude strap himself to your back?" Might as well get used to it. Have fun in prison!
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March 15, 2011 on Ja Rule Goes Skydiving in Dubai!
That comment is best enjoyed if you assume that the person who wrote it assumed that the medical condition "micro penis" refers in fact to genitals of micronesians.
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February 17, 2011 on Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News!
And really, really, emphasis on suffering.
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February 17, 2011 on Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News!
Suffering from morbid o-beats-ity.
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February 17, 2011 on Breaking Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son News!
Oh my god. Oh! Sorry, conservatives! - Oh my God.
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February 17, 2011 on Is Sesame Street a Liberal Conspiracy??!1?!?
"Have you read this blog post about Portlandia?" "Of course." "Have you read these comments on this blog post about Portlandia?" "I did not like the ending."
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February 17, 2011 on Portlandia News!
They're really just after the intangibles.
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February 17, 2011 on Ghostly Lovers
Wraithpe?
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February 17, 2011 on Ghostly Lovers
Now that's what I call a BOO-ty call! Hate that pun all you want, I was initially going to aim for more of a "boy meets ghoul" angle. So, you're welcome.
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February 17, 2011 on Ghostly Lovers
You should know that I'll be commenting extra hard today (or trying to) in honor of our shared OG-ness, Becca, even though in my decrepitude I have become more of a "just reads" monster this past year and a half or so.
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February 17, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Becca
He saves children, but not the British children.
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December 3, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Re: Pat Burrell. Good point. No one outdrinks the machine.
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December 3, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
I sort of half agree with you? She clearly underperformed for her capabilities her season, but her underperforming consisted of her making it to the top 4 in the strongest season of the show to date, so it's sort of relative. Also, I think a lot of the hype is based on her reputation off the show - she clearly isn't that good at the Top Chef format, but girl runs the kitchen at 10 Arts and is seriously the biz in the real chef-ing world, something the other contestants know.
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December 2, 2010 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E01: The Gang’s All Here (And Also Marcel)
Sad Butch Patrick story: Every year in Philly there is a massive haunted house attraction run out of Eastern State Penitentiary. It seriously is one of the biggest crowd-drawers of the season in the area. At the end of the haunted house there's a little area where people can buy souvenirs, food, halloween-themed stuff, get zombie makeup put on their faces, etc. This year (and I hear, many years prior though I never noticed) Butch Patrick was one of the post-house attractions. Sitting by himself. With pictures of himself as the little Munster. Waiting, desperately, for someone to recognize him or ask him for his autograph. Like, he was there, specifically, to sign autographs for people and out of a monstrous crowd not one person was interested for the whole 10 minutes we were hanging out in the area. It was the single saddest thing I have ever seen. Then when we got closer and passed him on the way out I got a better look and realized people were probably avoiding him because he looked COKED OUT OF HIS GOURD.
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November 30, 2010 on Yikes Alert: Eddie Munster Overdoses On Drugs, Back In Rehab
Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Merry, Too?
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November 24, 2010 on Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies
But because of the unnecessarily antagonistic interactions between survivors, not because of the zombie apocalypse, right?
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November 22, 2010 on The Walking Dead S01E04: Homies Don’t Play Dat!
I'm pretty sure the extended cut of this video aired last night on Fox in the 8pm time slot. Soft Gabe recapped it.
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November 17, 2010 on BREAKING FART NEWS: A Cat Hiccups And Then Farts
I don't think you otter be concerned about that.
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November 15, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
The only celebrity whose continued existence I am forced to deal with by fantasizing about unleashing SNES-Era Street Fighter moves on her. I find picturing her on the receiving end of Sagat's Rising Tiger Knee incredibly therapeutic.
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November 11, 2010 on Gwyneth Performs “Country Strong” On The 2010 CMA Awards