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I can't decide whether this would be really easy to clean up, or basically impossible. Do you just vacuum it? Or do you have to involve some kind of wetness? I am not ready for kids.
The question mark really drives it home for me.
I thought it might be "holler at your page," which makes the most sense.
Patrick M, you are absolutely 100% my favorite commenter, and this is the reason why.
Kelly, I'm so glad you like Parenthood too! True confession: I have never once not cried real tears at an episode of that show. Eesh.
I thought about trying to call them yokels, but they're really not, so it didn't work :(
Woah, all this time I thought that when you said "I'd hit that," you were referring to the actual person as "that." But now I come to find out that "that" is actually a part of that person? That really changes things a lot.
Oh. It's a reference to the Melpomene Projects. "Some locals mispronounce the name of the project MELF-o-mean, misspell it Melphomene, and use the nickname "Melph"." Weird.
NOLA monster here, and I have no idea what it means. Sorry to disappoint, I guess? I'm off to research, I'll report back in a minute.
"Go every step of the way" is a breathtaking tagline.
And then I thought, "Oh no, it's actually 'Mama's Day.'" I don't think I ever would have figured out the real words on my own.
HAH! For the first 3/4 of the song, I was 100% sure the lyrics were "I know it's Mother's Day."
I listened to the first minute of that while thinking "Heh, foreign language, couldn't possibly understand that," before remembering that I took a full 8 years of French. Yikes!
I definitely didn't cry at that, nope, no sir, not me.
Skin...lotion? Huh? Are you guys all doing that? You should stop doing that!
You guys...I have been tying my shoes like this forever, and was kind of unaware that there was any other way. I feel a completely unwarranted sense of pride right now.
This is a very good comment only made better by your middle name.
Oh, dear. I was in this exact Walmart yesterday.
Also, I literally just marked this in my calendar, but since I use my calendar for work, I had a long pause while deciding on the most work-appropriate thing to call this. I settled on "meet-up." Is that a normal thing that people write in their calendars?
Yes!! All my dreams are coming true! I will even travel to the depths of Chalmette for this meetup! (Please don't have it in Chalmette)
Well this is just awful, that poor child, I'm going to send him a gift baske....whoops, looks like 15 people beat me to it.
I am horrified by the fact that I've been reading videogum obsessively for years and have literally never noticed this.
LOL forever.
There is a neighborhood that has the following streets: Hickory, Dickory, Dock, Mouse, and Clock. There is also a street near my house called Manasses. It is the best street. New Orleans is truly an amazing place to live.
Yes!! And our avatars would look so fun hanging out together!
Do you live in New Orleans? Because the same thing happened to me. Living in New Orleans was so hard last night!
Oh good lord, why am I still laughing at this comment 5 minutes later? My sense of humor confuses even me.
No it can't. Cake can't suck things.
Yikes, am I obligated to use this as my avatar now?
Okay, fine, I'll tell...my name is Daphne Donaghy :( What are the odds????
Guys, I have one of the names Liz was making fun of at the end of 30 Rock (but I'm not telling which one, because you will use that information to steal my identity, most likely), and it seriously hurt my feelings. I was genuinely sad for at least 4 minutes. Liz Lemon burned me!
Exactly. I always wonder what's happening in the moments between the time the video is recorded and the time it's uploaded. It's okay to not upload it!!
Thank you! (Because he is also my dad, and your dad, and all of our dads).
Sadly, they can't have a Facebook page :(
I don't think Justin Bieber knows what "behind the scenes" means.
Picking up toys, and getting them off the ground...which I know nothing about, having a 17 month old! Hahaha! HAHAHAH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
No, that's his poker face. You can't read it.