Comments from clevinbuddy

An M. Night Shyamalan Film
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July 19, 2011 on WHAT IS ARI GOLD’S WIFE’S NAME?!
The real shame is that Mike's head couldn't take the title of Top Scallop from Tom's head.
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March 31, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E16: Season Finale (Finally)
"Racists gonna race." You know how it is.
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September 21, 2010 on That’s Your Newspaper: The Lake Crystal Tribune
Somehow I am not surprised that Mr. Andopolis is straight up racist.
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September 21, 2010 on That’s Your Newspaper: The Lake Crystal Tribune
Holy hamfisted food metaphors! We get it, Americans are fat. (This speech was about fat Americans, right?)
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September 21, 2010 on Lady Gaga’s “Powerful” Don’t Ask-Don’t Tell Speech
We're sure you were at SDCC and not the Worst Fire Drill Scenarios Convention?
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July 25, 2010 on Comic-Con 2010: An Exercise In Total Failure
Looks like Mr. Eko went to hell. (Say hey to Michael for me)
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May 24, 2010 on Lost S06E18: Series Finale. R.I.P.
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May 11, 2010 on Bieber Films/Ford Tips Open Thread
“I started to with all these Coldplays that make noise, instead of smashing the Coldplays when I haven’t slept and, like, lose my mind, I just put on headphones or earplugs.” I'm pretty sure this is what she meant. Because it is what -I- mean.
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April 27, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow Manages To Find A Way To Tolerate Her Children
"I will eat my feelings until my heart stops beating."
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March 11, 2010 on This Is Your Reaction To The Twilight: Eclipse Trailer
"I will eat your heart until your heart stops beating" -YOUR WEREWOLF MONSTER GOOD IDEA BOYFRIEND.
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Baby's got a pretty strong grounds for a counter-suit.
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March 9, 2010 on Instant Classic: Lindsay Lohan Is Suing The E-Trade Baby
Before I try to come up with a caption I just wanted to confirm that this is actually from a Haiti benefit and not from the American Hero Miracle World Tour 2010.
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March 2, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Jeremy Piven And Bill Clinton
What's the ETA on Juliet banging that nuke with a rock? This time line sucks.
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March 2, 2010 on R.I.P. The Tonight Show
Getting to see the product of so much talon-t really beaks staying in. (ok kill me now)
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March 1, 2010 on The World Premiere Of Birdemic: Shock And Terror
I've seen this. Eastern Promises, right?
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March 1, 2010 on Name The Russian Jersey Shore
Tom Papa: So the issue is that Whoopi's career wants to shoot itself in the face, but Whoopi wants one last hurrah (women be shoppin)! Next week on The Marriage Barf.
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March 1, 2010 on Whoopi Goldberg Has Made 8 Ads About Peeing Her Pants, And They Are All Very Real And Very Hilarious
I think we all need to remember that you don't need to eat if you're not really alive. Thus, no excuse for The Marriage Ref.
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March 1, 2010 on The Marriage Ref For The FAIL
The Kevin Smith reasonable human being attention machine is hard at work once again.
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February 25, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kevin Smith Needs To Shut Up
My No-Fun-O-Meter is going crazy right now.
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February 24, 2010 on R.I.P. RickRoll
That is someone's head and -not- a pastry.
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February 24, 2010 on Terry Richardson’s Portrait Of Pauly D.
I think it was purposefully done that way. So meta, Joe! So meta.
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February 23, 2010 on Taking One For The Team: Gwyneth Paltrow Work Out Routine
There are few things more gross to me than the mental image of 80 year old women gumming their breakfast.
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February 23, 2010 on Zach Galifianakis Interviews John Wray About His “Book”