Chesty LaRue

Comments from Chesty LaRue

"The Forest Awakes" and "Lazarus" are excellent- and songs from Love This Giant should not be excluded!
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October 3, 2013 on The 10 Best St. Vincent Songs
They grow up so quickly, don't they?
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March 8, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Song About Rick Santorum
Why didn't they eat the whole sandwich? LAME
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January 11, 2012 on Tina Fey Won’t Bond With The Roots: UPDATE!
My only question- what's in the brown paper bag?
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December 8, 2011 on The Long Lost Mr. Belvedere AIDS Episode
Great job kids. Really. As a recovering booze hound and drug addict (6 years clean and sober in a few weeks!), I can possibly see how being on a fucking VH1 countdown show would be a motivating factor to get sober. Extreme self-centeredness is one of the defining characteristics of all addicts. All of the collateral damage of destroyed careers, relationships, lost money, etc. isn't enough to get people clean and sober. But do I believe that Courtney and Lindsay are clean and sober? Fuck no.
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November 30, 2011 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan’s Sobriety Coach
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
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November 18, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Her lessons finally paid off for these girls- that greasy hair looks European to me!
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October 21, 2011 on A Perfect Halloween Costume Knows No Limits
My favorite Judge Judy moment: At the end of the promos for her show, when she says, "The decision is mine at 4:30!" I've integrated this into my normal speech, and it is almost always met with baffled looks. Those two to four times that someone has spotted it as a Judy reference has made my week. I also accompany it with a striking gavel motion with my fist, for emphasis. Thank you Judy.
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October 21, 2011 on HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUDGE JUDY!
Kelly- today is his 32nd birthday. Happy birthday John Krasinski!
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October 20, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Cancelled. How has no one posted that?
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September 28, 2011 on What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom? He gets it
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September 16, 2011 on An Open Letter To The University Of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face
She can still be the best and worst thing about Mad Men in the same moment. Like this photo. But yes, January Jones is most certainly a horrible person in non-TV world.
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August 22, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: January Jones Is One Of The Worst People On Earth
This is literally one of the saddest things I've ever seen. Her body position in that sad little chair, her worn down sneakers, the paranoia. Let's all go out and enjoy the world in honor of this woman.
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August 19, 2011 on Woman Dials 911 After Losing Remote Control
And anyway, Homer said it best: "Look Marge- you don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!"
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August 11, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Al Pacino Dressed Up Like Phil Spector
I'm glad we're all brought together by quotes from 20 year old movies. This whole thread is out of order- next.
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August 11, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Al Pacino Dressed Up Like Phil Spector
We love you facetaco, but A Few Good Men did not star Al Pacino. And don't say fag.
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August 11, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Al Pacino Dressed Up Like Phil Spector
I'd hit that. Both the pillow and the hipster dude.
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August 10, 2011 on This Robot Pillow Video Might Actually Be Pornography, I’m Not Sure
How did no one post this yet? There, I posted it.
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August 4, 2011 on Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie?
I usually upvote everything in a Gwyneth post. If she's done nothing else for this world (she hasn't), then she has brought us all together.
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August 3, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth
I raise you a Homer
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August 2, 2011 on We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy: Man Fits 800 Straws In His Mouth
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August 2, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Campaign Commercial For Michele Bachmann
My family still lives there! I love Santa Cruz!! I live in Mountain View!! What oh what will they put in the old Borders spot...?
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August 2, 2011 on Sake Bomb Domino Trick For Your Next Get Together
First of all, they are vacationing in Vietnam, get it right. Second of all, this is a great movie.
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August 1, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Greenberg
They have good sushi!! There's a Trader Joe's next door to it!! I lived in Santa Cruz for three years! I don't drink sake bombs! Or at all for that matter!! This post was very specific to me, I apologize!!!
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August 1, 2011 on Sake Bomb Domino Trick For Your Next Get Together
BEST MOVIE EVER... "Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work, and it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted, so I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here, or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?" Sad fact- I didn't cut and paste that quote. It's part of me.
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July 27, 2011 on Which Of Today’s Two Terrible Movie Trailers Is More Terrible Than The Other One (Which Is Still Very Terrible)?
See previous post- Courtney Stodden flirts her way out of a cocaine dusted plastic bag.
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July 21, 2011 on Learn To Flirt
Yes- and sorry for the duplicate post. I'm a potential asshole.
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July 8, 2011 on A Two-Year-Old Does Yoga For Some Reason