Comments from compression.shorts.mogul

Yuck. I'd rather take an N.A.P.
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June 21, 2011 on Let’s All Attain The V.I.G Lifestyle Together
That's so 10 minutes ago. NOW the kids like to stay fit with stick Horsebic.
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June 21, 2011 on Forget The V.I.G. Lifestyle, It’s All About Horsebicing Your Way To A Better Body
Hey everybody! Click da link and UPVOTE THIS, but don't downvote me for being bossy!!! Funny call, ambarella!
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December 7, 2009 on Bloopers Never Die
I thoroughly enjoyed this YouBloop in a non-ironic way.
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December 7, 2009 on Bloopers Never Die
I didn't know who the lady host was 'cuz I'm old. I started LOLing as soon as the juggalo parody started 'cuz I read Videogum. VIDEOGUM...keeping the Elderly forever eYoung.
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December 7, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: Shy Ronnie, My Ninjas!
LOLZ! Zing-on-a-zing-tastic! That's Monsters' Ball-worthy.

Grrr---won't let me log in! I'm NOT anonymous!

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November 30, 2009 on The Cutest Cat Welcomes Us Back From The Break
Another mogul here? Downvote! Downvote! Downvote! Downvote him/her, peoples! Anywho..."ghost meat" was teh funniest...ghost meat FTW! (Hey Gabe, your internet is still broken.)
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October 30, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
So many WOWs in this episode. But mostly: Bobby's hobo costume was way cooler than never-saw-him-before-fired-from-Dunder-Mifflin-at-the-Halloween-party dude's hobo outfit. Kuhdooz, Mad Men, kuh-friggin-dooz!
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October 26, 2009 on Mad Men S03E11: See Dick Cry
Yay! I'll upvote you for the "Kelly" avatar every single time. That's a fact!
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October 7, 2009 on The Videogum Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume Contest
Crap. Christmas dawg beat me to the "sassy" comment.
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October 6, 2009 on That’s Your Sitcom: Sherri
Please tell me this is documentary footage. Please! PLEAZ!
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October 6, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman
She's a very pretty lady. I think my pants just evolved.
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September 23, 2009 on A Girl In Romania Hates Kirk Cameron Enough For All Of Us
I second that. Kahdooz, commentor!
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September 22, 2009 on You Guys, We Should Buy More Lottery Tickets!
The slo-mo in that .gif really makes me long for one of the confetti/blood cannons they used for that scene. Talk about "life o' the party!"
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September 22, 2009 on Mad Men: Belated Open Thread
Dis sadness {:0[...} makes dem Juggalo kids look bright 'n' sparkly. Dis is teh bads and sads rolled into 1.
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September 4, 2009 on Ugh, Soulja Boy iPhone App? Ugh, Soulja Boy iPhone App.
VIDEOGUM Monsters' Ball (September 3, 2009), shorter: "We like us; we really, really like us!"
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September 4, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Up vote for the King of Sleuthgum.
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September 2, 2009 on Best New Party Game 8
O! you l'il stinker!
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September 2, 2009 on Best New Party Game 8
Funny how both your moms are cashing checks, monthly, from Da Cake Eatur...Not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
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August 25, 2009 on First Look At Robin Williams In His Susan Boyle Costume
Just great, videoGabe...another ting dat gave me teh sadz. WTF...this Demi Moore BF dude should do better than this.
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August 25, 2009 on Asher Roth Gets No Love In This Club
upvote just for your dedication to commenting.w00h00.
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August 25, 2009 on Snopesgum
Dammit...someone solved the internet. Again.
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August 24, 2009 on The Muscle Companions Have To Stop All From Turning To Road, Duh
I'm disgusted and ashamed that I'm actually commenting on this, but I thought Peggy was initiating mouth-love, not hiney-love. I mean, c'mon, she's a slut, OBVS, but not THAT kind of slut! LOLZ! (/shame)
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August 24, 2009 on Mad Men: What We Talk About When We Talk About Pampers
Even I, understands.everything.mogul, do not understand all this Wall Street muckety-muck. And I even read all Matt Taibbi's cuss-filled articles! What's a mogul to do?
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August 21, 2009 on Fingers Crossed For Michael Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story
That old ("I'm only 30!!!") housewife broke Auto-Tune. She sounds like she's singing into a fan.
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August 20, 2009 on Real Housewife Of Atlanta Kim Zolciak’s First Single Is The Bomb (Destroying Your Ears)
These things just gimme teh sadz. :0[........
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August 18, 2009 on Seth MacFarlane Clearly Hopes To Win An Emmy For Being The Worst
I, too, thought that name backstory was sorta "bleeccch"...I also cringed when Betty said "lesbian." Did people actually talk like that then? Also, WB Da Cake Eatur. Now go away again ;0]
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August 17, 2009 on Mad Men: Don Draper Gives Everyone The Business
Da cake eatur and me played dis all afternoon. He wun.
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July 31, 2009 on This Is Your Videogame: Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation
Jigsaw told me I was his "plus-one"...and then he never showed. Shoot. :[[ Better luck next time, I guess.
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July 31, 2009 on You Can Make It Up: Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With His Friends