compression.shorts.mogul

Comments from compression.shorts.mogul

Yuck. I’d rather take an N.A.P.

+2 |
June 21, 2011 on Let’s All Attain The V.I.G Lifestyle Together

That’s so 10 minutes ago. NOW the kids like to stay fit with stick Horsebic.

+1 |
June 21, 2011 on Forget The V.I.G. Lifestyle, It’s All About Horsebicing Your Way To A Better Body

Hey everybody! Click da link and UPVOTE THIS, but don’t downvote me for being bossy!!! Funny call, ambarella!

+1 |
December 7, 2009 on Bloopers Never Die

I thoroughly enjoyed this YouBloop in a non-ironic way.

+3 |
December 7, 2009 on Bloopers Never Die

I didn’t know who the lady host was ‘cuz I’m old. I started LOLing as soon as the juggalo parody started ‘cuz I read Videogum. VIDEOGUM…keeping the Elderly forever eYoung.

+8 |
December 7, 2009 on Saturday Night Live: Shy Ronnie, My Ninjas!

LOLZ! Zing-on-a-zing-tastic! That’s Monsters’ Ball-worthy.

Grrr—won’t let me log in! I’m NOT anonymous!

-4 |
November 30, 2009 on The Cutest Cat Welcomes Us Back From The Break

Another mogul here? Downvote! Downvote! Downvote! Downvote him/her, peoples! Anywho…”ghost meat” was teh funniest…ghost meat FTW! (Hey Gabe, your internet is still broken.)

-9 |
October 30, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

So many WOWs in this episode. But mostly: Bobby’s hobo costume was way cooler than never-saw-him-before-fired-from-Dunder-Mifflin-at-the-Halloween-party dude’s hobo outfit. Kuhdooz, Mad Men, kuh-friggin-dooz!

+6 |
October 26, 2009 on Mad Men S03E11: See Dick Cry

Yay! I’ll upvote you for the “Kelly” avatar every single time. That’s a fact!

0 |
October 7, 2009 on The Videogum Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume Contest

Crap. Christmas dawg beat me to the “sassy” comment.

+1 |
October 6, 2009 on That’s Your Sitcom: Sherri

Please tell me this is documentary footage. Please! PLEAZ!

0 |
October 6, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman

She’s a very pretty lady. I think my pants just evolved.

+4 |
September 23, 2009 on A Girl In Romania Hates Kirk Cameron Enough For All Of Us

I second that. Kahdooz, commentor!

+3 |
September 22, 2009 on You Guys, We Should Buy More Lottery Tickets!

The slo-mo in that .gif really makes me long for one of the confetti/blood cannons they used for that scene. Talk about “life o’ the party!”

+1 |
September 22, 2009 on Mad Men: Belated Open Thread

LOLZ! Up, up and away(vote)!

+1 |
September 10, 2009 on You Could Star (But Please Don’t Star) In Entourage: Lower East Side

Dis sadness {:0[…} makes dem Juggalo kids look bright ‘n’ sparkly. Dis is teh bads and sads rolled into 1.

0 |
September 4, 2009 on Ugh, Soulja Boy iPhone App? Ugh, Soulja Boy iPhone App.

VIDEOGUM Monsters’ Ball (September 3, 2009), shorter: “We like us; we really, really like us!”

+7 |
September 4, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Up vote for the King of Sleuthgum.

+5 |
September 2, 2009 on Best New Party Game 8

O! you l’il stinker!

+4 |
September 2, 2009 on Best New Party Game 8

Funny how both your moms are cashing checks, monthly, from Da Cake Eatur…Not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

+10 |
August 25, 2009 on First Look At Robin Williams In His Susan Boyle Costume