Conor Broberst

Comments from Conor Broberst

Kid's like a Jewish Sammy Davis, Jr.
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March 20, 2012 on Monday Afternoon Dance Break!
What's that pun doing on a flyer when it's clearly an all-expenses-paid one way ticket to Monster's Ball? So wasteful.
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October 16, 2011 on A Lannister Always Spays His Pets
Carrie Brownstein could make this good, because she is the best human being.
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August 31, 2011 on ABC Is Doing A Show About A ’90s Girl Band, Will It Be Good Do You Think?
Wow. This sneak preview of the next episode of True Blood looks great, you guys- that show was always missing a werewolf lounge singer.
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August 19, 2011 on Awful Screaming Parady Of Rock Singers
All I could think during the modern-day epilogue was how they should have just named the film "The 90 Year Old Virgin."
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July 25, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger
Ugh you're so right. I over-thought that comment and still fucked it up.
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July 19, 2011 on A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead
Or faceanthropic, really, as it does seem to be dude faces who are receiving most of the dramatic abuse.
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July 19, 2011 on A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead
Between this and the golden crown scene from Game of Thrones, I think tv is getting too faceogynistic for my taste. Way too much object-on-face violence.
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July 19, 2011 on A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead
I'm genuinely sorry about this: 69/11. One ticket straight to hell, please.
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May 25, 2011 on Bin Laden Porno, Obviously
It's cool guys, it's just the newest Jewish porn parody: Shtup Brothers.
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May 3, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Will Ferrell And John C. Reilly Kissing At A Basketball Game
The armed Tea Party Rebellion is off to a slow, well-landscaped start.
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May 3, 2011 on OK, Wait, No, THIS Is The Last Thing I’ll Post About The Death Of Osama Bin Laden
Single Babies? #godirectlytojaildonotpassgo
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April 28, 2011 on Kidz Bop FINALLY Covers “Single Ladies”
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April 27, 2011 on The Wednesday Dance
That monologue was like if he only saw the "It's not your fault!" scene from Good Will Hunting and extrapolated the rest of the film from his own Difficult Emotional Issues.
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April 26, 2011 on Brad Is An Actor And A Model
RIP Lady Direwolf April 17 2011- April 25 201l NEVER FORGET.
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April 25, 2011 on Coach Taylor Vs. Ned Stark: Who Molds Young Men Better?!
New way to ruin the internet: make adorable videos that end in a guy getting his finger bitten off.
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April 20, 2011 on Go To Sleep, Baby Lions
Medallion? Screw that, we want National Treasure 3: 2 Treasure 2 Treasurer.
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April 19, 2011 on Great News: Nicolas Cage’s Current Movie NOT Delayed Due To Domestic Violence Arrest!
Relatedly, if anyone wants to buy my screenplay "Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof," I am accepting offers because J.J. Abrams isn't returning my calls. It's about an impotent Jew getting drunk and yelling at his relatives.
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April 19, 2011 on Happy Pesach, Jews!
If there's one scientific principle to be learned from new-age spiritualism, it's that apparently the amount of mystical universe life-energy a person controls is directly proportional to the length of their unwashed hippy hair.
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April 13, 2011 on Meet Braco, Be Changed
Guys, I am shedding Lars von Tears for the state of the American film industry right now. YA BURNT, Hollywood!
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April 8, 2011 on Melancholia Trailer, You Guys
Serious question- how do you look at old comments? When I look at my profile I only see the last 10 or so.
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April 7, 2011 on Worlds Been Had Colliding: Snoop Dogg & Pee Wee Herman
Smash hit album "The Peefather?" Ew. Sorry guys. Gross.
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April 7, 2011 on Worlds Been Had Colliding: Snoop Dogg & Pee Wee Herman