Conor Broberst

Comments from Conor Broberst

Kid’s like a Jewish Sammy Davis, Jr.

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March 20, 2012 on Monday Afternoon Dance Break!

What’s that pun doing on a flyer when it’s clearly an all-expenses-paid one way ticket to Monster’s Ball? So wasteful.

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October 16, 2011 on A Lannister Always Spays His Pets

Alternatively, “Harry Potter? I hardly know ‘er!”

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September 14, 2011 on A Young Man Performs Stand Up Comedy On The Morning News For An Audience Of Children Wearing Hockey Outfits

Carrie Brownstein could make this good, because she is the best human being.

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August 31, 2011 on ABC Is Doing A Show About A ’90s Girl Band, Will It Be Good Do You Think?

Watch The Stairlift, mo’fuckers.

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August 29, 2011 on Elderly Couple Doesn’t Know When To Give It Up Already

Wow. This sneak preview of the next episode of True Blood looks great, you guys- that show was always missing a werewolf lounge singer.

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August 19, 2011 on Awful Screaming Parady Of Rock Singers

American Cakestory X.

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August 3, 2011 on Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies

All I could think during the modern-day epilogue was how they should have just named the film “The 90 Year Old Virgin.”

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July 25, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Captain America: The First Avenger

Ugh you’re so right. I over-thought that comment and still fucked it up.

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July 19, 2011 on A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead

Or faceanthropic, really, as it does seem to be dude faces who are receiving most of the dramatic abuse.

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July 19, 2011 on A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead

Between this and the golden crown scene from Game of Thrones, I think tv is getting too faceogynistic for my taste. Way too much object-on-face violence.

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July 19, 2011 on A First Look At Season 2 Of The Walking Dead

I’m genuinely sorry about this:

69/11.

One ticket straight to hell, please.

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May 25, 2011 on Bin Laden Porno, Obviously

It’s cool guys, it’s just the newest Jewish porn parody: Shtup Brothers.

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May 3, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Will Ferrell And John C. Reilly Kissing At A Basketball Game

The armed Tea Party Rebellion is off to a slow, well-landscaped start.

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May 3, 2011 on OK, Wait, No, THIS Is The Last Thing I’ll Post About The Death Of Osama Bin Laden

Single Babies?

#godirectlytojaildonotpassgo

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April 28, 2011 on Kidz Bop FINALLY Covers “Single Ladies”
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April 27, 2011 on The Wednesday Dance

That monologue was like if he only saw the “It’s not your fault!” scene from Good Will Hunting and extrapolated the rest of the film from his own Difficult Emotional Issues.

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April 26, 2011 on Brad Is An Actor And A Model

RIP Lady Direwolf
April 17 2011- April 25 201l

NEVER FORGET.

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April 25, 2011 on Coach Taylor Vs. Ned Stark: Who Molds Young Men Better?!