Constantinople

Comments from Constantinople

meh. needs more butts.
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May 13, 2011 on For The Fellas: A Video With So Many Butts, So NSFW.
Whoa! Don't click on those, you guys! I didn't know new VG made links out of fake web address jokes but yep! it does!
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May 13, 2011 on The Unbearable Heaviness of Blogging (and celebrity genital news, Part 2.)
Just in case my roommie goes through my internet history, I make it a point to avoid URLs that would paint me as a doofus and/or creepus. So i can't actually bring myself to go those TMZ pages. Just like I haven't been back to www.bestialplayground.com in months. MISS YOU GUYS! ESPECIALLY YOU, www.bestialplayground.com/walrus-on-walrus/extra-tusks ! Also, hiiii kiraaaaa!
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May 13, 2011 on The Unbearable Heaviness of Blogging (and celebrity genital news, Part 2.)
Did no one in the 50000+ crew for this film bother to cue Michael Bay into the whole moon atmosphere sitch? As in, there isn't one. As in, no fire and explosions, Mike! No sound effects, Mike!
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April 29, 2011 on Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Trailer, You Guys
Hiyeyeyeye Becca! You guys, this one time becca described this racist Fred parody as an 'ouroboros of wtfery' (IT'S IN THE BLOG ANNALS (BLANNALS); LOOK IT UP) and it was seriously so funny that even though i remember nothing else about that day of my life, i remember that and still laugh about it sometimes. There's like a cd in my car with that written on it. So ANYWAY today's prolly going to be great, and we're all going to end up in the BEST OF section of the Blannals. SHIA and SHIA!
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February 17, 2011 on Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Becca
Oh man! ANOTHER iceberg?! WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!!!!! Seriously, is any one a scientist? Can i get a 95% confidence interval on this thing?
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July 28, 2010 on Titanic II Trailer And IMDB Memorable Quotes
Righto. For me, the top was one of the most sci-fi elements of the movie, requiring the most suspension of disbelief; that there was this epistemological dowsing rod that could tell you whether you are perceiving Reality. And it was just such a perfect symbol for the sophisticated Cartesian skepticism that underlay the film.
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July 19, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Inception
SiSterhoodS of traveling pantS
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June 28, 2010 on Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist
"Uh oh, Frege, we're gonna need a bigger logic." -Bertrand Russell
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June 28, 2010 on Soccer = Socialism, Says This Impressively Crazy Dumb Racist
Slow down, champ. I still have to do the thumb-and-index-L-thing with my hands to tell my left from right. I don't think i'm ready for limb specific accessory names.
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June 24, 2010 on Jeremy London Probably Not Kidnapped! Jeremy London Racist Drug Addict!
We're gonna need a bigger SCRAM bracelet!
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June 24, 2010 on Jeremy London Probably Not Kidnapped! Jeremy London Racist Drug Addict!
Considering the depth of our love and our sinful sexual preferences, it just makes sense that my boyfriend be such a giant asshole.
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June 22, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood
The Skeleton Dookie
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June 17, 2010 on Best New Party Game 25: The Wire Mash-Ups
Sid is Canard and i still want to beat the shit out of him
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June 17, 2010 on I Wish This Toy Story/The Wire Mash-Up Was A Real Show
"It may be the majority is much younger skewed" is the new huh?
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June 16, 2010 on McDonald’s Executive Goes On The Record As A Christian Homophobe
Is Wally short of Walliam or Asshole?
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June 14, 2010 on That’s Your Coach: This Coach Wally Backman
Con-men deserve to be in jail, obvs no doyoyoy, but they also deserve high fives. Coloring your jail clothes with magic marker to impersonate a doctor and walk out of jail? UP HIGH! http://imgur.com/UHODj.jpg
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June 11, 2010 on NSFW: Jim Carrey’s Gay Sex Scenes
Considering the other Democratic primary candidates were the reanimated corpse of a deer and a stinky wooden shoe, i'd call this enlightened democracy in action.
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June 11, 2010 on Dear South Carolina, What On Earth?
It's oil's world now; we just soak in it.
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June 11, 2010 on Twitter: The Criterion Collection
Well, hey there, cutie.
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June 4, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments