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Comments from cool_alligator_version_2.0

Nick Swardson + Chris Farley = This guy
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September 21, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Description Of A Car Accident
Why are people applauding the execution of murderers? Well, because murderers are being executed. (along with some unfortunate de facto non-guilty inmates. Hence why the death penalty is wrong) In a world where proof is 100% attainable, I would be in favour of the death penalty for murderers of innocents. State-sanctioned death of murderers who has breached the ultimate line in our social contract - the existence of life in other people - is a matter of debate, and some people quite obviously feel justice have been met.
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September 11, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Britain had it coming.
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July 8, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Garfield? More like ... Chillfield! Am I right, fowks?!
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July 7, 2011 on As Close As We Have Yet Come To A “Perfect” Internet Video
Animals should be protected by the law, but not have innate rights. That's my two eurocents.
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June 22, 2011 on The World’s First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason
When it comes to "money spent on saving animals' lives in the First World contra money spent on preventing people dying from diarrhea in the third world", it's not easy. But... the money not spent on a cool prosthetic-thingamajig for a dog, would be spent on a new car or something - not reliable third world aid. Try it on animals first. That's my policy.
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June 22, 2011 on The World’s First Dog To Receive Four Prosthetic Legs For Some Reason
My two cents: Put his ol' head (not of the Richard-kind) in a jar. It makes for very efficient palliative care.
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June 11, 2011 on Russell Crowe FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About Circumcision
Fun chubby chicks? Lay down on the hate, Hugh.
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June 11, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I logged in just to upvote you two guys/gals. Your wielding of an extremely apt (and superfun) Simpson-reference is very skillful. I suspect your respective midichlorian-counts to be quite high.
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June 11, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Kouric's Komedy Klassics
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June 6, 2011 on What Should Katie Couric’s New Talk Show Be Called?
Sanctimonius pricks that send out chub-dick-pictures on his official Twitter-account, deserves to be mocked. Right?
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June 6, 2011 on The Anthony Weiner SEXTing Press Conference Open Thread
My swedishness forces me to concur with all previous speakers.
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June 3, 2011 on The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review
http://de2.eu.apcdn.com/full/29701.gif
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May 29, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Stopped watching after half a minute. As long as SJP will live, she can not use voice-over-narration. (Only in malls, right?).... No, but this. It sounds, looks and feels like a SATC-spinoff.
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May 28, 2011 on I Don’t Know How She Does It Trailer, You Guys
Another nail in the coffin of human interaction.
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May 27, 2011 on That’s Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal
Playing Top Trumps with Donald Trump?
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May 26, 2011 on Danny Pudi’s Cougar Town Cameo
Fat-jokes and eating? I prefer Zach in the tim&eric-Absolut-ads.
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May 26, 2011 on Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell
Hair loss, glasses, mustache, bologna. The four horsemen of male attractivenessocalypse.
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May 26, 2011 on You Only Look Dumber: Horrible Aging Makeup