Comments from cornballer

Brad Pitt, as he is the only choice to play anything ever.
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December 3, 2013 on Who Should Play The Cats In The Movie Version Of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats?
The opposite of "my jam" = "my peanut-butter-stuck-to-the-roof-of-my-mouth-why-does-it-do-that-oh-god-I-think-I'm-gonna-suffocate"
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October 17, 2013 on The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing
and there were two sets of footprints in the sand because your 2 bodyguards were carrying you
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October 1, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Justin Bieber Being Carried By Bodyguards Up The Great Wall Of China
Thank god we got to the bottom of that.
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September 26, 2013 on Dallas Is Covered In Spiders And Spider Webs
Dogs are just the best. Full stop.
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September 6, 2013 on Today We Are All Trying To Catch A Furby On A String
As history has told us, his role will be taken over by Michael Shanks in the eventual TV series.
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August 29, 2013 on James Spader Is Your New Ultron In Avengers: Age Of Ultron
It's good to know that we're still living in the best possible universe.
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December 10, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Cover Of Katy Perry’s “Fireworks” By Yoko Ono
I knew it! Who is Kai Winn in this scenario? Paul Ryan is Weyoun, so he can't be Kai Winn. Obviously Barack Obama is Captain Sisko and Hillary is Major Kira.
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October 17, 2012 on The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread
though to be fair, my favorite book now is also the Lord of the Rings
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September 22, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Prize Package
The Wild Kine of Araw
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August 2, 2012 on Re-Naming Raging Bull 2
Where do they get their ideas?
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August 1, 2012 on Do You Have A Question For Tommy Wiseau?
My friends just watched Red State and said that it was the worst movie that they'd ever seen. "There were some cool moments, but the long, too-clever-Kevin-Smith-monologues were apparently so jarring for a horror movie that it ruined everything,"--my friends.
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October 19, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
And in the end, Batman creates a time machine and rescue her! #Gotham
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October 11, 2011 on Hey Ladies, Are You Ready For Another Pride & Prejudice Movie?!
I didn't listen to the Hermione commercial, but I did *watch* it and felt that "Total Eclipse of the Heart" should have been playing in the background. Was it? Because that would be awesomest.
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September 6, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Birthday Girl, Interrupted
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August 3, 2011 on Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies
facetaco! You're just killing it! Killing it! Like paparazzi chasing after a princess!
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June 29, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 50-Year-Old Princess Diana On The Cover Of Newsweek
Don't you know that it's now fashionable to wear hideous rash-colored shirts with weird necklines? Fashion is cyclical, and we are obviously cycling through the Black Plague Era of Fashion.
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June 14, 2011 on Tobey Maguire For Prada, Obviously
Is that my elementary school gym teacher? Because it really looks like my elementary school gym teacher.
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May 3, 2011 on Late Night TV Osama Bin Laden Is Dead Bits Round-Up
Indeed. For a couple of seconds I thought the CD was skipping, but then I remembered that there is no such thing as CDs anymore and that we're living in the FUTURE and I'm old and probably going to die.
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The girl with the hat made me angry. Really? You're going to be judging the baby hipster dancing in an Apple Store when you're wearing THAT on your head?
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I once saw young woman sitting hunched on a milk crate, bespectacled and with wild hair, spoon in one hand, expired veganaise in the other. And that was it. She was eating veganaise. Old veganaise. Only veganaise. From the jar. With a spoon. It was haunting.
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April 8, 2011 on A Review Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cookbook
I'm listening to Laura Barrett's "Robot Ponies" while watching this video. It is effective.
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March 31, 2011 on SURPRISE! TODAY IS PONY DAY!
But you gotta wonder if what killed the body is still out there. What killed the body. I couldn't get past that.
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March 30, 2011 on MTV’s Teen Wolf Trailer, You Guys
I mean, if the in-between found in blanket-fort-imagination-land can't save us from tsunami-meltdown-civil-union-war, I don't know what can. (It certainly can't save you from broken ankles/coccyx [cocci? what is the plural of "coccyx?"] , that is for sure!)
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March 24, 2011 on Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends
I know! I thought every time one of them jumped "Holy crap, you hipsters! You're going to have to sit on a circle pillow for like six months."
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March 24, 2011 on Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends
Ugh. I hate everything about this. Their vague language, their wide-eyed optimism, their whiteness. Does this mean that I am a jaded shriveled husk of unimaginative humanity, with no hope for an escape from this pit of pessimism?
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March 24, 2011 on Grown Adults Start A Fort Club, Are Your Boyfriends And Girlfriends
It's obviously "He's Pretty Colon the Steve Winwood story Comma When Animatronic Bears Attack Exclamation Point"
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December 13, 2010 on My The Black List, 2010