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Brad Pitt, as he is the only choice to play anything ever.

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December 3, 2013 on Who Should Play The Cats In The Movie Version Of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats?

The opposite of “my jam” = “my peanut-butter-stuck-to-the-roof-of-my-mouth-why-does-it-do-that-oh-god-I-think-I’m-gonna-suffocate”

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October 17, 2013 on The Videogum SpoOOooooOooOooky Movie Club: The Thing

and there were two sets of footprints in the sand because your 2 bodyguards were carrying you

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October 1, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Justin Bieber Being Carried By Bodyguards Up The Great Wall Of China

Thank god we got to the bottom of that.

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September 26, 2013 on Dallas Is Covered In Spiders And Spider Webs

Dogs are just the best. Full stop.

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September 6, 2013 on Today We Are All Trying To Catch A Furby On A String

As history has told us, his role will be taken over by Michael Shanks in the eventual TV series.

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August 29, 2013 on James Spader Is Your New Ultron In Avengers: Age Of Ultron

It’s good to know that we’re still living in the best possible universe.

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December 10, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Cover Of Katy Perry’s “Fireworks” By Yoko Ono

That happened in this one too.

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October 17, 2012 on The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread

I knew it! Who is Kai Winn in this scenario? Paul Ryan is Weyoun, so he can’t be Kai Winn. Obviously Barack Obama is Captain Sisko and Hillary is Major Kira.

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October 17, 2012 on The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread

though to be fair, my favorite book now is also the Lord of the Rings

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September 22, 2012 on Friday Giveaway: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower Prize Package

The Wild Kine of Araw

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August 2, 2012 on Re-Naming Raging Bull 2

Where do they get their ideas?

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August 1, 2012 on Do You Have A Question For Tommy Wiseau?

My friends just watched Red State and said that it was the worst movie that they’d ever seen. “There were some cool moments, but the long, too-clever-Kevin-Smith-monologues were apparently so jarring for a horror movie that it ruined everything,”–my friends.

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October 19, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

And in the end, Batman creates a time machine and rescue her! #Gotham

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October 11, 2011 on Hey Ladies, Are You Ready For Another Pride & Prejudice Movie?!

I didn’t listen to the Hermione commercial, but I did *watch* it and felt that “Total Eclipse of the Heart” should have been playing in the background. Was it? Because that would be awesomest.

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September 6, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Birthday Girl, Interrupted

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August 3, 2011 on Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies

Albus Severus

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July 19, 2011 on WHAT IS ARI GOLD’S WIFE’S NAME?!

facetaco! You’re just killing it! Killing it! Like paparazzi chasing after a princess!

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June 29, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 50-Year-Old Princess Diana On The Cover Of Newsweek

Don’t you know that it’s now fashionable to wear hideous rash-colored shirts with weird necklines? Fashion is cyclical, and we are obviously cycling through the Black Plague Era of Fashion.

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June 14, 2011 on Tobey Maguire For Prada, Obviously