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Improvement! ALMOST made it through a whole article about Mark Kozelek without mentioning the War on Drugs! It’s like trying to hold your breath for a whole minute and you just didn’t quite make it.

 0Posted on Sep 16th, 2014 | re: Sturgill Simpson Defends His Right To Sing "Goddamn" On Conan (11 comments)

Sturgill Simpson: Single handedly changing my opinion of country music.

 +1Posted on Mar 4th, 2014 | re: Premature Evaluation: Real Estate Atlas (49 comments)

And gas station sunglasses. Oh my GOD how could you get literally every other middle age stereotype into one post and forget gas station sunglasses? You’ll need to try harder next time.

 +3Posted on Feb 20th, 2014 | re: The 10 Best Dirty Projectors Songs (62 comments)

Agree w/ #1. Fell in love with Amber the first time I heard that ridiculous vocal lick and high note at the end. List definitely lacks Impregnable Question, which, on my list, would make up for missing the top spot by instead occupying spots #’s 2-4. And then: You want to hear Dave Longstreth finally, after *years* of trying, FINALLY perfect his white-guy Beyonce impression?? While You Are Here.

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2014 | re: Kanye Allegedly Just Assaulted Someone In A Chiropractor's Office (52 comments)

I *really* enjoyed your post.

 0Posted on Dec 4th, 2013 | re: Spotify Explains Royalty Payments (21 comments)

That graph shows the royalty payout to an artist’s publisher currently (light green), and what the payout would be for a similarly popular song if Spotify were to hit its own company goal of 40m paid subscribers (dark green).

 +6Posted on Oct 29th, 2013 | re: Smashing Pumpkins Albums From Worst To Best (147 comments)

“Of course, there’s something romantic about that tortured genius archetype, and I think there’s something inherent to American culture that draws us to a visionary. It’s only later, when the products diminish but the ego doesn’t, when we turn on them, and that’s happened with Corgan over the years, when his arrogance seemed wholly out of touch with how uneven his legacy has become. You know what, though? I don’t even care.”

^This, exactly this. The Pumpkins were my first “oh my god favorite band!”, gushing teenage fanboy implications and all, and this is the most perfect retrospective statement about them I’ve ever read.

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2013 | re: Deconstructing: Chvrches, Icona Pop, And The Decline Of Guitar Rock (107 comments)

So I also cut my teeth on 90′s alt rock, and I appreciate a lot of what you said. But I’d echo the point others have made here and say that music is reactionary. You say a lot of synthetic music is soulless, poorly produced, and lacks talent from experience–I agree; but I’d also point to Daft Punk’s album this year as a (phenomenal) reaction against that trend. And it’s worth pointing out that the current wave of intentionally poorly produced electronic music coming from inexperienced musicians is itself a reaction, in the same way that the wave of intentionally poorly produced grunge music from inexperienced 90s musicians was a reaction. The way I look at it: I was just a bit too young to really get what was happening the last time we saw a major sea change in music (I was 8 when Nirvana hit). Now, I think we’ve got another major sea change occurring–I don’t want to be too old for this one!

 +7Posted on Sep 3rd, 2013 | re: Coldplay Albums From Worst To Best (112 comments)

“For a band so many try to write off as harmless, talking about Coldplay comes with a surprising amount of baggage.”

Here’s to hitting the nail right on the head!

 +1Posted on Aug 7th, 2013 | re: Deconstructing: The O.C. And Indie Rock Gentrification (108 comments)

Hahaha I think that you could make the “baby boomer” point about nearly any American cultural trend. There has never been such a generation of self important and stubborn aging old shits! Their music, their movies, their politics, their counterculture, their career path…most anyone over the age of 55 believes that these things collectively are and **will forever be** the yardstick and exemplar vis a vis culture. Even as these models degrade, break down, or are carbon-copied so many times as to become just plain boring (John Mayer I’m looking at you!), the baby boomers steadfastly go on believing that they nailed it 40 or 50 years ago, and everybody else should just give up and kiss the ring.

What’s *neat* about the “naught” era is that this is the first time in like thirty or forty years that the art, culture, etc being churned out is no longer a response to the suck-hole that is baby boomer culture. I think about “I want my MTV” and “Gen X” (and then Gen Y), and “Dammit Bobby…the boy ain’t right”…these are all young ppl in the 80′s and 90′s pushing back against baby boomer culture, which reaction is still, in its own way, an homage to baby boomer culture. But in the 00′s…well you’ve only got to see the Cialis commercial w/ the grey hair baby boomer literally and metaphorically “getting his truck stuck in the mud” to know their way of doing things carries no more weight, is superfluous, unimportant, impotent, irrelevant.

In short, I agree w/ you 100% :D